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Lemminary , to programmer_humor in Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal

VS Code said hot singles in your area, click here for drenched felines.

dbx12 ,

I would go nowhere near a drenched feline since the most common version of them is likely in a very bad mood due to being drenched.

jaybone ,

Hot singletons in your πr^2

mysticpickle , to lemmyshitpost in Olympic casual GigaChad

His hand is in his pocket to stabilize the swing from his massive dong 🍆

Snowclone ,

Opps, my huge gun was off target due to my magnum dong.

Zink ,

He has to synchronize his breathing with that swinging pendulum before he can time his shot.

0x2640 , to linuxmemes in Download headless
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i just checked and this is actually real thats amazing

vzq , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered
Lemjukes ,

There’s a reason cs50’s ai assistant/tutor is a duck :p

Bruhh , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Met people that say these “woke” companies shouldn’t get political but they will happily buy from companies like this. Isn’t surprising at all.

EmptySlime ,

Of course. It’s not political if it’s just The Way Things Should Be™

  • The two Races: White and Political
  • The two Genders: Male and Political
  • The two Sexualities: Straight and Political

Their views are never “political” because theirs is the “natural state” of things. They’re on top because they deserve to be, and they deserve to be on top because they are. It’s anything that deviates from that so-called natural state that’s being political.

BlackRoseAmongThorns ,

Hit the nail on its head goddamn

Zink ,

Spot on. And notably if there’s anything “political” about the person, it is the first thing they mention about them in a conversation. Even if it’s not to say anything bad - it’s just how their brain works.

Asafum ,

Because they feel affronted and so this is “perfectly acceptable” revenge/payback. They do it with everything… It’s also why they’re ok with dictator Trump. When he says in plain English that he is seeking revenge they feel the same way and want the same thing because revenge implies that they were initially “wronged.”

They always play the victim, it’s so absurd…

People: “Don’t be a raging racist asshole, just treat all people with respect.”

The right: “WAHHHHH! THE LEFT ARE AUTHORITARIANS WHO HATE US!”

rainynight65 ,

Something that conforms to or supports my views: not political.

Something that contradicts my views: political.

sabreW4K3 , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

5000 pages, including e-commerce integration and bespoke search. £500!

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

I don’t know some of those words, probably ought to say it’s 600 dollary-doos

Slovene ,

There isn’t that much money in the universe.

wander1236 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Man has theory.
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Calling it a conspiracy [theory] is a little insane, but this is otherwise downright plausible compared to the pyramid power plant stuff.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would also say that claiming it is “not an original” suggests that it’s a copy rather than not being the original carving.

ryathal ,

If I drew a mustache on the Mona Lisa I think it’s fair to no longer call it an original.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Is there an original somewhere else once you do that?

brygphilomena ,

Your artwork would be an original. It’s not an unaltered mona Lisa, but it’s still an original painting.

AmidFuror ,

They're saying the head was replaced. Better phrasing would be that it is not in its original form.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Re-carved anyway, although I’d like to know what happened to all the original stone. You’d think we’d be able to find it. It’s a lot of stone based on that drawing.

hemko ,

Reused, most likely

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

On what? You can’t just chip stone off a statue and then hope you find a use for it.

hemko ,

You can chop it into smaller blocks to use on something nearby, idk honestly but I’d just assume it’s easier than bringing a new block from quarry

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

At the age they were building pyramids and would have supposedly recarved the Sphinx, they were mostly using very large stone blocks. They only switched to smaller stone blocks in the Amarna period when Akhenaten had them do it to speed up construction. But that was centuries later.

thedirtyknapkin ,

I’m pretty sure that big ole nose would require modern reinforced materials. maybe they tried and failed to make the anubis, but i doubt it would’ve worked very well.

sxan ,
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I’m totally with you on this one. I can see the current head being a later replacement.

Although: Anubis had the body of a man, not a lion, so that theory is fucked. If there was a different original head, it was probably something else: a lion, or an eagle, or something; the ancients loved to mix up animal parts in their mythos, so roll a dodecahedron for what it could have been. Not one of the main Egyptian gods, though: those were all human-body, animal-head. Putting one of those on the Sphinx body makes absolutely no sense, and OP^OP^ is a garden-variety moron.

P.S. that silhouette also just looks like a Doberman, which is twice as dumb.

NegativeLookBehind , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?
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Just another boring day on Linux huh

kionite231 ,

Time to go to BSD!!

jaybone ,

Someone should create a distro called FreeBSOD

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

FreeOfBSOD

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

You can get notified when they make progress on *BSD Derivatives

Guess you chose the right platform to run to,

MeDuViNoX , to lemmyshitpost in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
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KomfortablesKissen ,

“Non GMO”

Cheradenine ,
Classy ,

TOXIC

LOTS OF BPA

BudgetBandit ,

I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

Cheradenine ,

The branding is very well done on this one if you put in with the rest of the spices between the oregano and the bay leaf it wouldn’t look out of place.

Pattern recognition is spot on for this, it doesn’t throw immediate errors. Except for the different branding this looks the same.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/df1fa9ad-c8e2-42d0-b708-1162afb89308.jpeg

kuberoot ,

Is it AI generated? I don’t know the brand and labels so maybe I’m missing something, but it just looks like a regular edit?

xenoclast ,

Wouldn’t they be invisible? When I think about the mircoplastics in my blood… I’m sure they’re pretty damn small… or I’d be dead

lone_faerie ,

I imagine it’s a bit like salt. On its own or in a liquid, it’s pretty invisible. But put enough of it in one place and you’ll be able to see it

Rolive , to memes in never turn off uBlock

Don’t forget mailing list nags that are engineered to pop up right when you are reading the third sentence of the article.

Right after the BS cookie popup.

MoonMelon ,

Or I click a link to story about a cat stuck in a tree and it takes me to small, local newspaper I’ve never heard of called “The Sawfly Gazette - serving South Western Maine since 1975!”, then it immediately tells me I’ve hit my “article limit” and must subscribe for $14.95.

FierySpectre ,

Something something Firefox extension: “I don’t care about cookies”

pennomi , to aboringdystopia in A golf course less than eight miles away from the hottest point on the entire planet.

This doesn’t sound like a dystopia to me. Having a sustainable oasis in the middle of the desert is actually pretty badass.

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no no. You don’t get it. Forget the fact that this place reuses water to conserve massive amounts of pipe fed water as most other golf coarses do. Forget the vast amounts of water they use, vs the sustainable model this coarse uses.

The point is, we’re supposed to be MAD!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

PanArab ,

Agreed

yeahiknow3 ,

They could build a Starbucks in the rainforest and as long as they claim it’s somewhat “sustainable” you’d probably endorse it.

pennomi ,

False equivalency. There’s a huge difference between a rainforest and a desert.

yeahiknow3 , (edited )

Not really. Visiting either is ecologically destructive and should probably be illegal.

PanArab ,

After thousands of years of my ancestors living in a desert, I guess we have to move now. Europe looks nice.

/s I would never move to Europe.

yeahiknow3 ,

I encourage you in particular to live there.

PanArab ,

Thanks, I was thinking of leaving, needed your approval.

Maggoty ,

That’s not what we’re talking about. This isn’t part of a city in a well situated area. It’s a resort in a national park. An area that’s supposed to be preserved.

Emmie ,

Why do you hate Europe?

PanArab ,

I don’t. Europe has fertile lands and ample water. But I don’t want to contribute to the rising anti-immigrant sentiments when I have no valid reason to emigrate.

Maggoty ,

It was a sustainable oasis all on it’s own. Now it’s just a golf course.

Holzkohlen ,

If we could financially exploit the desert we’d have companies pushing climate change along. Zero thoughts as to how many people die because of it. Capitalism does not care about people, only profit.

NeatNit , to linuxmemes in Post Sponsored By Microsoft

and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it’s not even worth including

Rustmilian OP ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I’m honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.

mox , (edited ) to youshouldknow in YSK: You don't need Gmail to create a Google account

For example: Let’s say your email is [email protected].

YSK: These domains are reserved for use in examples:

  • example.com
  • example.net
  • example.org

Why YSK: Using these instead of made-up domain names reduces the chance of confusing readers, eliminates the possibility of phishing attacks, and avoids sending unwanted traffic to made-up domains if they happen to belong to someone.

datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc2606#section-3

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,
hiramfromthechi OP ,
@hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world avatar

Nice to see this as a standard, thanks. Edited to reflect this.

IndiBrony , to lemmyshitpost in Are they just typecasting him???
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refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Perfect casting decision IMO

roguetrick ,

RIP Charlie Murphy.

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Boondocks my beloved.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Literally the best show ever made. I’ve seen every episode like 80 times, and it’s still hilarious every time.

AFC1886VCC ,

Uncle Ruckus pledging to beat and harass every black person with extreme prejudice is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Lol @ when he tries to do the exercism on Tom by forcing him to “learn to read.”

Classy , to linuxmemes in I am the outwitter!

My infosec skills are far too sophisticated for infiltration (small piece of black tape)

Lucidlethargy ,

You can get a whole sheet of tiny circle stickers for like, a dollar. I’ve used them for a decade or more now!

sigmaklimgrindset ,

Yeah but the tape also covers the shitty microphone next to the camera.

Beat that, circlecuck!!

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Work laptop, it stays closed, and I use my two screens connected to it. After Covid, everyone wanted video calls. Nope, I'm not getting the laptop out from the back of the desk for you.

Anyone hacking the webcam can get a view of the base of the laptop.

Zorsith ,
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Same (dremel)

Jumuta ,

lots of the tapes ppl use for it are translucent tho lmao

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