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finley , to aww in His name is Otto.

Awww

nl4real , to lemmyshitpost in Am I on the right Wikipedia...?

You’ll take my Freedom Fries from my cold, dead hands!

Gork ,

I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.

random_character_a , to games in What are your favorite racing games?
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Playing Colin McRay rally on linux with wiimote + wheel frame as a controller was the best time I’ve had with rally games. Both game and controller worked better than I expected and was easy setup for living room couch.

Old crap now, but later sequels nor Dirt didn’t give the same feel.

themeatbridge , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got his fake passport but doesn't know what it's for.

stifling a giggle Ok now try to use it.

TachyonTele ,

He doesn’t know how lol

towerful ,

Unfortunately, I think you need a passport number to be able to even book an international flight.
Not like they will spend $$$$ getting to another country to be denied at the border.

Unless they drive, I guess. I feel like it’s “easy” to get into Mexico, and would probably be impossible to get home again.

henfredemars , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got his fake passport but doesn't know what it's for.

Forging legal documents will totally help your case.

wander1236 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got his fake passport but doesn't know what it's for.
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

You went through all that trouble for something and you don’t even know what it’s supposed to do for you?

P00ptart ,

“someone told me I needed it”

Motherfucker, you NEED a driver’s license and a job.

thesohoriots ,

Or, and hear me out, just the REAL magic words that replace the driver’s license and get you that sweet secret government trust fund bullion. I’ll take that worthless paper stuff upfront.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got his fake passport but doesn't know what it's for.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a regular U.S. passport, right? Went through hell? You bring a couple of identifying documents to the post office, they take your picture and you give them money. If you expedite it, it’s super expensive. That’s pretty much it.

TachyonTele ,

If it’s that easy Mr smarty pants, then what angle and color do I sign my name?

WoahWoah , (edited )

Depends. Was their fringe on the flag at the post office where you contracted? Admiralty law can be confusing, but I hope you paid with a bill of exchange. Did you capitalize all the letters of your name? That is your corporate shell entity not you. Perhaps we should talk this through to be sure you properly utilized negative averment and truth language. This all assumes you’ve already issued your UCC-1 statement of course.

JigglySackles ,

Concensus seems to be they may have gotten a forged one. Which would better explain the hassle. A normal passport is easy to get.

Hawk ,

Easy for a normal citizen. Sovcit probably tries to pass a bunch of bullshit sovcit documents instead of the required ones.

wjrii ,

So I had to look this one up, and admittedly my patience for these rabbit holes peters out, but yes, it’s most likely a regular passport.

I guess they do some SovCit shenanigans while applying and they think it makes it a super-secret diplomatic and sales-tax immunity passport that will 100% for sure you guys show up when it’s scanned, especially when you wave it in front Darlene at Walmart who defintely has time for your bullshit. It’s all been reinforced by the fact that different batches of land-transit passport cards will come with different numbers of asterisks towards the top, so they think there’s a magic code there that is related to status and privileges.

I’m guessing they had to keep dialing back the crazy until the State Department was finally willing to process their application, and surprise surprise, our SovCit friend found that process onerous.

_NetNomad , (edited ) to games in What are your favorite racing games?
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i am a diehard for old school SEGA sprite-scaling racers. OutRun, OutRunners, Super Hang-On, GP Rider, and Power Drift are all must-plays. they all run great in MAME and have also had a number of high-quality console ports. later polygonal titles like SEGA Rally and Hang-On GP are also great but will be less impactful if you're already used to modern racing games

i see a few comments mentioning different F-Zero games and would like to throw F-Zero 99's hat into the ring. the sheer chaos of that game is really something you have to experience for yourself

otter , to cat in Meowdy from an average American cat

That poor bastard has no idea what he’s trusting humans for, and he’s about to find out what a lifelong addiction to chemically-engineered trash feels like. 🥲😭

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Let’s not talk about his dry food then.

otter ,

Poor little bastard. An unwitting descendent of ancient cats’ interest in having humans wait on them hand & foot… Now, cursed with having humans give them everything humans think cats want. 👀🤣

CaliforniaSober ,

I mean literally cats are carnivores, even the domesticated ones are 100% meat.

So what’s in cat food? Taurine? Arginine? Cats can’t convert amino acids into vitamin A…

Their food is way crazier than ours because we see a fluff ball and not an obligate carnivore.

PugJesus OP ,

So what’s in cat food?

Meat or fish is usually one of the top ingredients if you look at the label.

CaliforniaSober , (edited )

But with a ton of extras… and why?

I should hope my past comment showed I do look at the label… the food is not a straight tuna can.

Last thing I want is to get into a vegan lion argument. What are you getting at?

PugJesus OP ,

But with a ton of extras… and why?

Because you can provide the necessary amount of meat for a cat without it being 100% pure meat, and being less than 100% pure meat:

A. Is cheaper

B. Is less calorie heavy (which is a concern with cats getting chonk)

C. Keeps better, like pemmican

otter , (edited )

PugJesus gon’ getcha with those facts!

PugJesus OP ,

I have an extensive range of absolutely useless trivia I can pull from 😎

otter ,

Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

PugJesus OP ,

Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

No kids, but plenty of ADHD.

Plenty of ADHD…

otter ,
zeekaran ,

One of mine is obsessed with bread. She can smell it the second we get back from the grocery store. She was born with an addiction to processed white bread and only a closed door can protect it from her.

PugJesus OP ,

Your cat just like me fr fr

finkrat , to linuxmemes in One big happy family.

This is dumb because it’s making it out to seem like there are Super Distro Wars and not just folks calling out bad decision makers like Ubuntu and Manjaro, and non-free-as-in-beer distros like Zorin and Elementary

I’m pretty sure outside of those two categories nobody really cares

cbazero , to programmer_humor in Yup...i can confirm that

Dynamic typing, special and unique syntax for every language feature, interpreter intrinsics

tux0r ,
@tux0r@feddit.org avatar

Dynamic typing is the source of very amazing errors, see JavaScript.

Brahvim ,
@Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social avatar

[object Object]

!Reddit moment.!<

sus ,

I think the problems there are exacerbated a lot by over-eager type coercion and other crappy design decisions inherited from almost 30 years ago

barsoap ,

Yep lua and lisp/scheme are also unityped and not even close to as broken. All are remarkably similar languages, theory-wise.

…also something something Guido not getting tail call elimination and people sending him copies of the wizard book. It’s been a while.

(And, yes, lua does proper tail calls).

joyjoy ,

Operator overloads, descriptor protocol, decorators

xmunk ,

Operator overloads are excellent for readable code when used well - I object to their inclusion on this list.

joyjoy ,

As long as you don’t have to implement it yourself.

MehBlah , to lemmyshitpost in i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper

Who cares if they are Drug dealer or on Only Fans. Do they put the cart back at the store.

Ashelyn , (edited )

I gotta be honest, my bf or I still make sure the cart goes back every time we shop, but I increasingly question whether I should bother. These grocery stores keep raising their prices well above inflation so they can pocket the rest and brag to shareholders about it, at the cost of people who actually shop there.

It’s tempting to say that if they’re going to play that game, they get no courtesy from me as a customer and can hire more cart collectors. It’s miniscule on an individual level, but it is unpaid labor.

There’s the argument that unreturned carts mostly inconvenience other customers, but honestly if the store is exploiting both customers’ goodwill and wallets, I think it’s fine to make the experience at that store just that little bit worse; maybe that last little push will encourage people to shop elsewhere (where it’s an option of course, i.e. not a small town).

I don’t feel this urge at stores like H Mart even though they have so many fewer return stalls and it’s often a longer walk to do so.

I guess this is kind of an antithesis to Shopping Cart Theory I’ve been developing in my head over the past little while. It’s conditional on the store itself being overtly greedy, but I think there might be something to it.

Decoy321 ,

Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who’s trying to park. The employee making min wage isn’t caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.

If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.

pH3ra , to aboringdystopia in 14 pages of dead babies
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Schindler’s list can eat its ass

turmoil ,

You know, you can find the unjust bombardment of the Gaza Strip (and now also the West Bank unfortunately) wrong, and not compare it to the Holocaust at the same time?

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know ethnic cleansing had sub-cathegories

Maggoty , (edited )

Putting together the bombing, indiscriminate killing of civilians near the aid centers, and blocking aid convoys to restrict calories available in the “humanitarian” areas, paints a pretty good picture. The only thing they haven’t copied from Nazi Germany yet is camps with ovens.

KillingTimeItself , (edited )

and not compare it to the Holocaust at the same time?

this is true, but i also see people talking about nazism a lot, most of them being pro palestinian, so…

ummthatguy , to pics in Rod Serling memorial statue, Binghamton, NY.
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jewbacca117 ,

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got his fake passport but doesn't know what it's for.

You went through all that effort without knowing why? Wtf.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Because some guru tells them to.

RizzRustbolt ,

Beats paying child support, I guess.

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