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cyborganism , to lemmyshitpost in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

Fuuuuuucking hell…

Lost_My_Mind ,

Actually Jared was fucking little kids. He’s going to hell though, if that exists.

son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

Should’ve used Jared

idegenszavak ,

I was thinking “is this the pedo guy?” so i guess it’s not

Ioughttamow ,

The joke is too old for him

CheeryLBottom , to lemmyshitpost in Hitchcock didn't make Birdemic. This whole sign is invalid.

The magpies in my yard like to congregate and the juveniles like to play on our lawn chairs and have conversations between themselves

meliante , to lemmyshitpost in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

I’ll allow it.

Mainly because not American, it’s been 20 years and biggest atrocities have happened and are happening around the world so, yeah. Jokes are funny.

Persen , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The best part is the name

BTW, this is the original

tourist , to memes in They can't resist...
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those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

HatchetHaro , to lemmyshitpost in Society
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machoke made me a furry, no lie.

Siethron ,

but it’s not…

you know what, nevermind.

BoxOfFeet , to lemmyshitpost in Society
kindenough , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Hitchcock didn't make Birdemic. This whole sign is invalid.

It wouldn’t be a problem if immigrants stopped eating the cats first. Cats eat the magpies, immigrants eat the catmagpies. Be patient…everyone likes pies.

Just like turkducken, where a Turk eats a boneless duck and then you….well, have a traditional American turksgiving. I have seen it on TV true story.

mononomi , to cat in Yuri Knorozov, Soviet linguist who was instrumental in decoding Mayan script, holding his co-author, Asya, 1980s?
SaharaMaleikuhm , to lemmyshitpost in Society

I just like to be the little spoon

PP_BOY_ , to oldschoolcool in Me in 1993, first night in Moscow aged 16 having $2 "champagne" from the hotel lobby poured down my throat
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Who’s downvoting this lol? Great Pic OP. Would love to hear some of those stories. Post-USSR, Pre-Putin Russia seems like a crazy place to have been

khannie OP ,
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Thank you! I was wondering if I’d made some unspoken mistake.

I honestly feel so privileged to have been there at that time in history. My folks had to scrape the money together for the trip and it was such an incredible experience. I saw first hand the poverty suffered there. It was pretty grim. We were told to bring US dollars (pre-Euro days) and we exchanged them daily because the USD to Ruble rate was changing so fast.

The biggest story from the trip was that one guy got mugged by the police at gunpoint at a Spartak Moscow football game.

The other big one was that we went to the circus one night. Well it involved some fairly hefty animal cruelty so myself and a few others walked out (teachers didn’t notice), tried to catch a cab, eventually paid the bus driver that was supposed to bring us back to the hotel to organise one for us and headed in to central Moscow unsupervised and went to the only Pizza Hut in the country (which was near the only McDonalds in the country).

We got back before the teachers noticed. I honestly do not know to this day how that happened.

khannie OP , (edited )
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Oh, the other thing that really is burned into my memory is that there was a wedding party in the McDonald’s when we went there. Bunch of Western kids absolutely inhaling big mac’s and they were having hamburger and small fries. They were so happy and I felt like such a glutton.

It was one of those uncomfortable life changing moments where you are forced to look at how good you have it.

wowwoweowza OP , to memes in They can't resist...

You’ll notice for my screenshot, I didn’t even click on it.

I feel sorry for anyone who falls for one of those.

JustZ , to oldschoolcool in Me in 1993, first night in Moscow aged 16 having $2 "champagne" from the hotel lobby poured down my throat
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Can practically see the hidden camera of the KGB in the corner of the hotel room.

khannie OP ,
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You just reminded me of passport control! In those days Ireland issued 10 year passports to kids. I had gotten mine at 7 or 8 so it was nearly out of date and obviously I looked nothing like my passport photo with my 1980’s “bowl” haircut. This is pre-laminated passport days where they literally glued your picture to your passport.

Anyway… we all got a good looking over but the passport control guy must have looked at me, then passport, then me, for what felt like five minutes. No words were spoken. It was very intimidating.

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in 💀💀💀

OK, that’s pretty good.

Also, they let an LLM loose on 4chan? Risky move.

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