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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to foodporn in Pizza time

Too many toppings.

This looks like it would be a soggy mess by the time you can eat it.

Kolanaki ,
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I can tell you’ve never experienced a Mountain Mike’s pizza. The toppings are 60% of the pie over there.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I have not.

I prefer a pizza with about a quarter of the toppings.

Vandals_handle , to lemmyshitpost in Ignore the haters
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The way I’ve heard it, you could walk on water and someone will say look at them, they don’t know how to swim.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Ignore the haters
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They’re right, but it’s beside the point.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Ignore the haters
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I can assure you: If I had the ability to teleport I could afford several cars because everyone would be wanting to buy my teleportation tech.

skulblaka ,
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Even if there isn’t tech to buy I’d immediately make infinite money off the instant private delivery of goods. You would have every drug dealer and government in the world blowing up your phone to get your services.

chatokun ,

Or just vacation packages. I’ll teleport your family to <insert expensive flight destination of choice> for the price of just 1 ticket, or half that, etc. My siblings and cousins wanted to do a family trip with ticket prices between 1-2k usd per person.

RandomVideos ,

Or just scam people with fake teleportation tech

thisbenzingring , to cat in Filled with malice

I might pick her based solely on this

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Day1: Heh, this kitty is badass. I’m gonna name her Spart-
Day1.1: Argh, holy fuck. Shit scratched my eyeballs. Man fuck you! Seriously, why
Day2: Hi there I would like to return one black-eyed cat.

Lexam , to cat in Filled with malice

“Come closer Clarice”

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

meanwhile the cat in the next cell is preparing a “surprise”

Veneroso , to cat in Filled with malice
flerp ,

Sent to a shelter when his owner became homeless. That’s the thing that scares me the most for my cat. She’s so sensitive and scared of everything except for me it would break her little heart.

Veneroso ,

Stay safe. There are resources available, and if you are at risk, you should know how to be safe.

pedz ,

And she might also eat your face while having that ‘broken heart’.

science.org/…/yes-your-pet-might-eat-your-corpse-…

ApeNo1 , to pics in [OC] A very focused dog

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

Funkytom467 , to cat in Fatten the beast
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Nourish the overlord

skulblaka , to pics in [OC] A very focused dog
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

This dog looks like it should have a coffee and an earpiece.

Linktank , to foodporn in Pizza time

If this is food porn then it’s one of those gross fetishes like scat or something.

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

This looks like every pizza I’ve ever seen in Alberta that wasn’t part of an international chain. Just absolute dogshit that 9/10 locals recommend.

Angry_Autist ,

It’s perfectly reasonable friday night delivery pizza

Linktank ,

It’s not worthy of the title food porn.

bruhbeans , to foodporn in Pizza time

Posts like this are why I feel bad for places that aren’t Chicago

Telodzrum ,

Chicago pizza sucks.

Drusas ,

Chicago Pizza is good. It's just not pizza.

Telodzrum ,

I can largely get on board with that.

Mister_Feeny ,

The real Chicago pizza is tavern style anyway. And that IS pizza.

Drusas ,

I'll have to give that a go when I get the chance.

TrickDacy ,
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For having decent pizza?

CrimeDad , to pics in [OC] Bird with menacing energy

Maybe it just wants to give you a quest.

FuglyDuck , to cat in Cat during a power outage
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The cat telling ghost stories.

Shortly before becoming the ghost.

orca , to cat in Suspicious
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I did a double take because your cat looks like one of my gingers.

https://orcas.enjoying.yachts/pictrs/image/addf650d-e27e-4a43-8a01-31f63c39714e.jpeg

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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