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DemocratPostingSucks , to lemmyshitpost in AHH I DONT KNOW WHAT I SAID AHHH

This is a meme, not a shitpost

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious
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You sure that isn’t just an eraser? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Meat eraser

MissJinx ,
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Yeah, if you like something don’t learn about how it’s done, just think god gave it to you like that. If you think about it you ain’t gonna eat anything anymore. Everything we buy is either very disgusting or involve some kind of torture/slavery (human or not). So either don’t think or think a lot and only eat from your own garden. (fyi I live in a flat so I can’t have a garden)

Venicon , to memes in I hate the rich
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35 days hols per year, would be 27 or something but they give us the English bank holidays as part of our allocation (am Scottish but it’s UK company).

Wanderer , (edited ) to science_memes in Some light comedy

I don’t understand this meme. Can everyone stop posting it please?

Edit: you’re all boring.

Johanno ,

Quantum mechanics.

Wanderer ,

I get that.

I don’t get the factory meme in general.

Johanno ,

Neither do I. It is a meme because it is everywhere. Doesn’t have to make sense

Dirk , to memes in I hate the rich
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30 days paid vacation + bank holidays + regional holidays + 0.5 days of vacation each on Christmas and new years eve + generally not having to work on weekends + generally not having to work longer than 8 hours a day + public transport ticket paid by the company.

Cannot complain.

treasure ,
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Cannot complain.

Spotted the German.

EdanGrey , to pics in [OC] Whippet in a cap

Such a dapper boy

Reverendender , to memes in I hate the rich

American. I’m one of the lucky few who have unlimited PTO. I’m seriously underpaid though.

Courantdair , (edited )

Is that really a thing? I’ve seen it in a few job offers but I have trouble understanding how it works…

As I understand it you can take as many days as you want and it works on the company’s trust, but that system sounds really toxic to me, isn’t it?

Edit: I’m European with almost 7 weeks off a year for context

dwindling7373 ,

I’ve never experienced it but the somewhat obvious trick is that it turns into a race to the bottom, where if you want to outperform your peers (or even meet the expectations of the company), the number of days off you freely decided to take turns into a KPI.

So, people take even less days off when they are made free to take any amount.

It’s why in Italy, for example, you can not refuse to go to holiday.

orca ,
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I have unlimited and I’ve seen a few people take 2 weeks off consecutively. So it seems like the company is pretty flexible and doesn’t put artificial limitations on it. That said, I’m pretty sure even a month off wouldn’t fix the damage that’s been done to my brain from years stacked upon years of redlining it to write code and solve problems. I find as I get older I need more time off to truly disconnect.

dgmib ,

It’s a lie.

By making it “unlimited” they don’t need to pay you out of you don’t use all of PTO days.

If you use it more than they think you’ve earned you get terminated.

Employees end up afraid of taking their PTO days and typically end up taking even less time off than if they knew there was a expectation of 3 weeks or whatever.

ff0000 ,
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So how many days do you take a year? As the other comments also touch upon, it becomes an outperform thing with co- workers, to take the least amount to “perform better”. Also how easy and often do managers then deny requests?

With a fixed set it has an actual value, at the company they can’t deny PTO’s as they are yours. Of course planning comes into play a little bit, but if you let the company know that 2 months from now you take 4 weeks off for a good long summer holiday, that is what you will be doing then in those 2 months.

ps. I have 25 personal paid days, a bunch of public holidays. Doctor’s appointments are on the ‘please try to schedule them outside working hours if possible, otherwise, well, that’s life, you need to visit that doctor’. Full travel reimbursement (fixed amount per month, can spend however i want), A lot of secondary items in my contract as well dealing with having to take care of partner / children if they become sick (is paid time off), etc etc.

Reverendender ,

I do not take as much as I should. 5 weeks last year? For doctor’s appointments and stuff like that though, no one cares. You just let your boss and your team know. I am on salary, not contract.

pupbiru ,

i think that’s really the point - unlimited isn’t actually unlimited. unlimited means unspoken, and often variable limits based on the mood of managers

5 weeks is… pretty minimal

Reverendender ,

I have never been turned down for PTO in 7 years at this company, for what it’s worth. I just don’t take enough vacation. It’s my own fault.

Asafum ,

5 weeks is… pretty minimal

15 days is the limit at my job that you only get after 7 years working here. Seeing comments like this make me sad… Happy for you for sure, but sad for me cuz Murica’…

nullroot , to foodporn in Banh mi

How was it?

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Good. Messy, but that’s normal with a banh mi. The presentation and the flavor was more simple and felt more authentic than a lot of banh mis served in popular “fusion” restaurants where they all try to Guy Fieri up the flavor in some way.

nullroot ,

There was a local joint that used to make them around here. The place didn’t close, they just quit making banh mi. Broke my heart. They were messy and classic as well. I miss those sandwiches.

riodoro1 , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious

A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Literally cat food tbh

greencactus ,
ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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variants ,

Damn didn’t know gta6 was so far along

slaacaa ,

This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Successfully radicalised

abfarid ,
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Ham isn’t vegan…?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a01b5cdf-f8c2-4a46-ae0d-8f529bdbb64e.gif

I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn’t nutritional.

abfarid ,
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I wasn’t reminding them that ham isn’t vegan, I was referencing “chicken isn’t vegan?” from Scott Pilgrim.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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abfarid ,
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010), pretty weird and original movie based on a comic book series. I recommend.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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abfarid ,
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Is this a roast? Am I being roasted? But it’s okay, I give my consent. And that makes me (my meat) vegan 😌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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No, I’m just shitposting. Shitcommenting even.

abfarid ,
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Carry on, my wayward son.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Them shits can’t all be solid.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Are we at the point where that movie’s no longer a cultural touchstone? Fuck I’m old.

abfarid ,
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To be fair, it’s been 14 years. Time spares no one.

Kecessa ,

Only bacon is

doingthestuff ,

My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because “bacon is a condiment.”

bluewing ,

Never let ideology get in the way of practicality. I like your MIL.

explodicle ,

TIL I’m a lifelong vegan!

Kecessa ,

I’ve got friends who are flexitarians, they’ll eat meat every few months when going out with friends, this way they aren’t limiting the group if they want to try a specific restaurant.

aniki ,

This is the only way we’re gonna convince people to eat less fucking meat all the god damn time.

BruceTwarzen ,

I never quite understood why you have to go full vegan or not. I’m pretty much vegan, but when i’m on a bbq for example and they have three more chicken wings that get thrown away because no one wants them, i eat them, no problem. Same in a restaurant that doesn’t really have a vegan alternative. But i would never buy meat or meat products to cook at home, because i always prefer the alternative

CodexArcanum ,

You don’t, and cutting down on meat eating by any amount helps. “Meatless Mondays” and other similar memes are good ways to introduce vegetarian possibilities to people raised on meat-mandatory diets.

My ex was very strict vegetarian except for meat they purchased themselves from an ethical butcher they had vetted.

affiliate ,

how does she define “condiment”?

doingthestuff ,

I’ve never asked, but generally it’s something you put on your main food items to add flavor. She does require that it’s crumbled, and crispy. Bacon bits essentially, but she prefers the real ones to the fake ones. It’s not like she eats bacon every day.

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

That same person shares it with their cat however, so it’s a mixed bag

SuperIce ,

The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats

AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

Careful, you’re pointing out that cats have different nutritional needs than humans. We don’t tolerate that shit around here /s

Window_Error_Noises , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious
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Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Listeria is in high demand these days

consumptionone ,

Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!

Hello_there , to games in What types of math games are ideal for children?

Frog fractions

ngwoo , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious

All meat is processed by definition

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Even my meat am I right

BeigeAgenda ,
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The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.

cuerdo ,

only if you byte through the shell

trxxruraxvr ,

Opening the shell does nothing to what’s inside. I wouldn’t call that processing of the meat.

Corkyskog ,

Now I am imagining otters working in a meat processing plant.

ccunning ,

Really depends on where you draw the line on processing I guess.

Cooking? Killing? Seasoning?

There’s a popular dish in Thailand; กุ้งเต้น Goong Dten “Dancing Shrimp”; made of tiny whole live shrimp seasoned with lime and chilies.

Arguably less processed than a raw oyster
Also, arguably more processed than a raw oyster.

BeigeAgenda ,
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I think puritans will say unprocessed is live unseasoned.

I have tried raw oysters once and found that they are only palatable when cooked, as swallowing a ball of slime was not easy, and lemon did not help at all.

Blackmist ,

Sure, but there’s a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.

RecluseRamble ,

There are different degrees of processing. The “meat” mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out and grilling a steak is similar to digging out, peeling and cooking a potato.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.

RecluseRamble ,

Aren’t Pringle’s even made of corn flour primarily? But yeah, that’s another good example.

Edit: got me curious, looked it up myself. Short: no, almost [sic!] half of them is potatos and it’s wheat starch, not corn.

problematicPanther , to memes in I hate the rich
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I don’t hate the Europeans for having fair working conditions. I hate the rich assholes that make my home country such a shitty place to live and work in.

It’s time to emulate the french and set the place on fire if they don’t start treating us fair.

Kaput ,

Or you can start with unions…

CanadianCarl ,

Or fires…

EmpathicVagrant ,

The protests and strikes they keep quashing are the alternative to fires, destruction, and violence. It’s a social agreement the factory and warehouse owners want us to have forgotten.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

why not both?

voltaa ,

And how do you think unions come about? Historically it’s by setting things on fire.

explodicle ,

By actually talking to your coworkers about unionization, which is scarier for many of us than fantasies of an anonymous crowd.

Rekorse ,

It mostly depends whether unions are successful or not under the current administration. Unionizing has gone bad before. You can’t always blame the workers for not believing it would help, theres a lot of pressure from the other side.

Overshoot2648 ,

We need Syndicates and Worker/Consumer cooperatives as an end goal. Unions aren’t the finish line and are only a bandaid over capital ownership.

Cowbee ,
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Markets aren’t the finish line either, to be fair. Those retain the mechanisms that bring about inequality.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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pastermil , to pics in [OC] A non-cursed item for sale

I wouldn’t take it even if you give me money.

daniskarma , to memes in I hate the rich

I have: 14 fixed holidays. 31 vacation days. 35 hours workweek. Summertime hours reduction (from 35 to 32 hours).

Fight for it, and force your countries and employers to apply those conditions, because I assure you, they are good.

Courantdair ,

What’s the name of your employer again?

Seriously, those are really good conditions, I’m glad you are aware of that.

daniskarma ,

I cheated a little. As I’m employed by a public organization of the Spanish government. But it’s true that we achieved these conditions because we have massive Unions here in the public sector. We are currently threatening with a strike if the remove remote work (as they are threatening to remove it).

Courantdair ,

Nice, good luck with your fight, remote work is the future

RaoulDook ,

I’m in the USA and I get 3 weeks paid vacation, 10 paid holidays, and 2 “personal days” which are also PTO, and more sick time than I am ever able to use up. I think I have over 200 hours of sick leave PTO accrued.

This is not a basic entry-level job though, it’s after climbing the career ladder for years. It would be much nicer for our country’s folks if everyone was allowed as much PTO by all jobs.

Asafum ,

I only just this month “unlocked” my final week PTO after 7 years… 15 days PTO is the limit at my job :/

lichtmetzger ,

Summertime hours reduction (from 35 to 32 hours).

lol these are my regular hours (webdev in Germany with a 4-day work week)

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