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abbiistabbii , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?
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The idea that a simpler system of weights and measures that operate in base-10 will somehow cripple America is somehow fucking hilarious.

son_named_bort , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.

I mean, they’re not wrong. They do need help. Lots and lots of help.

phoenixz , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, not criticism.

Funny to see that anyone who took a deep dive into extremism starts talking… Weird.

Doesn’t matter if its right wing, left wing, conspiracy, or whatever other extremism, they all take up this weird language like they’re aliens using a thesaurus to try and pose like humans.

aodhsishaj , to nostupidquestions in What knot(s) should I use to secure this?

It looks to be secured already. Are you looking to anchor this to something?

counselwolf OP ,

I forgot to add, I have to cut the elastic string short, so everything would come off. So I need to a knot or something to secure the elastic strings.

FelixCress , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

From John Bazell “In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities.”

Cort ,

I mean, 1btu is required per pound of water per degree Farenheit. About 8lbs/gal and raising it 142°f would mean 1136btus

finley ,

that’s a lot of words and numbers for, “go fuck yourself”

bravesirrbn ,

But we’re supposed to use Joules, not calories

AllNewTypeFace , to insanepeoplefacebook in *casually calls CPS*.
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Someone could make a lot of money from these people by homeopathically “unvaccinating” them with placebo injections in which a portion of the offending vaccine had been diluted to the point where no trace of it remains.

TexasDrunk ,

That’s not how you unvaccinate someone! You take a jar of colloidal silver and rub it on a yellow onion. Let that sit overnight. Then you have to inject the onion with mint oil. Cut the onion in half. Make a small hole in each forearm (needle sized) and place the onion halves over them. You’ll need to leave the onion on there for 10 minutes per year you’ve been vaccinated.

finley , to insanepeoplefacebook in *casually calls CPS*.
coolteathatisblue , to lemmyshitpost in Why do we put up with this crap?

One word: “Greed”

loaExMachina , to memes in Coffee

Covfefe

thefartographer ,

The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders

niartenyaw , to lemmyshitpost in Want to see me with the covers off, big boy? [NSFJDV]
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ribbed for his pleasure

Nougat , to memes in Coffee

If my coffee maker saw that in the morning, I would have to secure my property. Castle doctrine.

FuglyDuck , to cat in Fluffball
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“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”

AnarchoSnowPlow , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

Fuck that, we should be measuring everything in Stone.

I’ll take a seventh stone of chicken please.

And lengths in Royal cubits.

If we’re gonna go weird we need to go all the way.

Viking_Hippie , to cat in Brünnhilde the Cat, 1936

World’s first lolcat 😄

ramenshaman , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

How awful. Making someone divide things by 10 instead of 12, 16, or fucking 64.

the_crotch ,

10 can only be divided evenly by 2 and 5. 12 can be divided evenly by 2, 3, 4, or 6. The Babylonians were right, base12 is superior to base10.

5714 ,

Mars Climate Orbiter.

ramenshaman ,

“Hey could I borrow a drill bit?”

“Sure, what size?”

“Seventeen sixty-fourths”

“Fuck you”

Sorry man I think in 2024 you’re objectively wrong.

tuhriel ,

That would be an argument…IF it would be consistently 16 between each unit

Il leave this one here to see if it’s 16 every time: youtu.be/r7x-RGfd0Yk

Spoiler: it’s not!

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