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Donebrach , to lemmyshitpost in dumbass
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Uh, the name is Butthead

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

Come to butthead

EarthShipTechIntern , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

Thanks.

Takes me off guard & makes me chuckle every time I see it.

DogPeePoo , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in dumbass

”Uhhh… uh huh huh… I got fat…”

Lucidlethargy ,

Lol, holy shit, that’s in the recent season!

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein , to lemmyshitpost in dumbass

Relatedly, the new Beavis & Butthead episodes coming out are actually pretty good.

AFC1886VCC ,

One of the few shows where the reboot is just as good as the originals. Arguably even better.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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It helps when the reboot is made by most of the people that made the original.

SSJMarx ,

You would think that would make it a sure fire thing, but I feel like most reboots with the original crew still fall flat.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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That’s because most just bring back most of the original cast and maybe a director. They usually don’t have the same writers.

HootinNHollerin ,

I find the new ones even better

Grass , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----

this is gold yet I don’t know anyone who would get it that I can share it with

devfuuu ,

That’s why we come to the internet. Real life people suck.

FlyingSquid , (edited )
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I just shared it with a bunch of people while also telling them that I didn’t care if they didn’t get it and I wasn’t going to explain it.

They’re used to this.

Edit: 2 of them got it. That’s pretty good for me. I’ve played to smaller crowds.

Rai ,

I have exactly one person and they loved it.

Petter1 ,

That’s why I have a sister studying cyber sec 😎

BackOnMyBS ,
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If you had to explain it, how would you?

MasterNerd , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.
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So diseases didn’t exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?

Edit: I have no idea what I was trying to say there at the end

Etterra ,

History is a computer chip, obviously.

Shou , to greentext in Anon notices

Fucking being only a dog or cat person. I love most animals. The only issues are whether or not I can give them what they need.

The amount of people buying birds and neglecting them is depressing. Same for dogs, but less so.

yemmly , to lemmyshitpost in dumbass

He makes Butthead look reasonable.

SPRUNT , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

Etterra ,

What theory?

Mellow12 , to lemmyshitpost in dumbass

As long as we’re taking the “high road” and kicking someone in the gut for the way they look could someone link to who this is and what they said?

Guntrigger ,

That’s known pedophile Matt Gaetz

Thorny_Insight , (edited )

Pedophilia means attraction to children 13 years old or younger.

Captainvaqina ,

How about underage teen sex trafficker, does that work better for you?

Thorny_Insight ,

According to that wikipedia page he has not been convicted of that either so alleged underage sex trafficker.

Passerby6497 ,

I’m not the news, so I’ll keep saying “underage sex trafficker Matt ‘Pizza’ Gaetz”.

I’m under no obligation to give this piece of dog shit any benefit of the doubt. Though, it may be more accurate to call him a connoisseur of underage prostitutes because he paid a trafficker instead of trafficking the girl directly. Or maybe ‘benefactor to teen sex traffickers’ would work as well

Thorny_Insight ,

You do you.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Meanwhile, known pedophile Matt Gaetz will continue to do children and get away with it.

Thorny_Insight ,

13 to 19 are teenagers. You can dislike him all you want, it still doesn’t make him a pedophile.

psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.

Source

Rai ,

Are you really out here “um akshully ephebophile”-ing? I hope kids stay away from you.

Thorny_Insight ,

All I care about is the truth. Not liking someone doesn’t justify spreading misinformation.

StupidBrotherInLaw ,

So if they instead said “known ephebophile Matt Gaetz will continue to do children and get away with it”, you’d just be like “well done, carry on”?

Add this comment to the huge list of shit I would never expect to ever say or type.

Edit: linked up definition of children highlighting that teenagers are generally considered to be children.

Thorny_Insight ,

Well, he’d still be an alleged one since he hasn’t been convicted, but yeah, there would be nothing else I’d take issue with in that. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of the guy before, so I’ve got no partisan motivation here. “Pedophile,” like “Nazi,” is just such an extreme accusation to make against someone that I immediately assume people are being dishonest when applying these labels, and that turned out to be the case here as well. He’s already been suspected of sex trafficking minors, or at least being involved with it. I don’t see the need to lie about additional charges.

Chef_Boyardee ,

Go away, Matt.

Captainvaqina ,

Right, he was protected by the gop mafia - so you are pedantically correct, he was not convicted, conveniently.

But we all know the truth. All of us who are paying attention, that is.

pyre ,

woohoo! found a genuine “it’s ephebophilia actually” in the wild!

StupidBrotherInLaw , (edited )

Dammit, I missed it! Nice response time by the mods, though.

Edit: I’m wrong, they’re still ephebo’ing strong below.

FlyingSquid ,
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This is really not the time or place to make that argument.

rekabis ,

Yeah. As much as I love to be accurate and pedantic, even I don’t touch this subject with a dirty barge pole.

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s (to be pedantic, statutory) rape regardless. Which is the point.

marx2k ,

Here we go

Lyricism6055 ,

Was it proven? Just wondering.

Serinus ,

Only because it’s already on my clipboard.

People talk about hard work all the time in places like Middletown. You can walk through a town where 30 percent of the young men work fewer than twenty hours a week and find not a single person aware of his own laziness.

  • JD Vance

He thinks rural people are poor because they don’t want to work.

SkunkWorkz ,

The person in the photo is not Vance though. It’s that pedo Gaetz

Serinus ,

My bad. Thanks for the correction.

They’re both pretty terrible.

explodicle ,

I imagine 30% of the young men reading books and volunteering the rest of the time.

robocall OP ,
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It’s not necessarily a kick in the gut. Merely an observation that he resembles butthead.

Akasazh , (edited )
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Sir, this is a Dennies shitpost

Facebones , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can’t enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.

qevlarr , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map
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Everyone here saying their ice cream sucks and they never buy it, I don’t think you realize Magnum and Cornetto are this brand. Those are the world’s best selling ice cream brands

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I personally have to like it, since I live in the country where the company was once a part of Mjölkcentralen (RIP). Long before it was owned by Unilever.

It’s 50% of the market here.

Blackmist ,

I mean sure, it’s not the greatest ice cream on Earth, but it’s not meant to be. It’s the cheapest ice cream I’m prepared to eat. If it’s cheaper than Walls, it’s probably not even legally allowed to be called ice cream.

mudmaniac ,

Much better than Nestle. Cornetto chocolate cone taste like Chocolate. Nestle chocolate taste like ice with a little milk colored brown.

Letstakealook , to linuxmemes in LOL

What happened on July 7th?

paw , (edited )

The crowdstrike f*-up is so bad it travels back in time. That’s my best guess

possiblylinux127 ,

It isn’t July 7th

Look at the graph closer

Letstakealook ,

It isn’t really marked much, so I’m going to assume it was the crowdstrike issue, lol.

BitchPeas , to lemmyshitpost in shræmp

Not to be that person… but we would soon become crab people.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.
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I sent this to my astronomy professor

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