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Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what’s important.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn’t know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.

SchmidtGenetics , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.

Little late, new information came out and they broke other OSs months ago… but no one noticed…

boredsquirrel ,
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I wonder why

DmMacniel ,
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My guess are Redundancy, proper rollbacks and or testing.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Not used on critical systems, it affected computers, a client had to inform them even.

nexussapphire , to science_memes in The scientific method

You leave it in there long enough it might get cloudy enough for you not to see it.

nightofmichelinstars ,

That’s when you add the noodles and let it sit for another six minutes.

dumbass , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map
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Streets in Australia.

gerbler ,

Legit forgot the name for a second. I was frantically scrolling across Europe for a reminder.

Marduk73 , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.
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Windows RG

sanpedropeddler , to greentext in Anon notices
  • Makes shit up
  • It doesn’t make sense
  • mfw
Dorkyd68 , to cat in He demands the munch

Well give it to him. Idc what it is, he asks you give end of story

thisbenzingring , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.

On a secure closed network, old code and DOS based Win3.x is fine. Those apps are so nice to support. Training young people on those old technologies is fun.

masterofn001 ,

First job.out of highschool I got promoted to a management position.

Because I could use win3.1 and print the shipping labels.

I miss the 90s.

MintyFresh , to cat in Someone is unhappy that they were kicked out of the kitchen while eggs were being prepared

Poor kitty!

cordlesslamp , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map

Wall’s are the worst ice cream.

DannyMac , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

Technus , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

Etterra ,

Maybe. I’m more concerned if they’re better with sour cream and onion or guac.

cogitase , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
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You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
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I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
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Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
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nightwatch_admin , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.

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