I hope that’s the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, … come on, just you and me, we’ll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)
PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one “cool”. There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).
All the Dems are freaking out over this, but its the only news item capable of dethroning “Biden Old!” headlines that were pummeling them since the debate.
It gives them some breathing room to strategise out of the spotlight, which might be what their comms blackout is really about - I don’t believe it’s truly out of respect for Trump, I mean come on. They’re politicians and he’s… Trump. That is of course assuming they’re actually serious about winning, which they don’t really seem to be if I’m honest.
Duuude Biden is OOOOOLLLLDDD. Old people can’t be president. I’m sure I’ll eventually be living in a cardboard box if Biden loses but he’s just so OOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD and we can’t have that!!!11!!!1!!1!1 /s
Not the the god of capitalism has anything to say about it - expect to be resurrected and forced to work a soul-crushing senseless job, not even so because the labour is actually needed, just because the god feeds on suffering & demands ever more blood.
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