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randomdeadguy , to lemmyshitpost in Accept it

I thought it was Fight Club before I saw Batman

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.
CarbonAlpine , to funny in But why?

I’m a freight conductor and yard shifts have similar times. For example, tomorrow my shift is 06:32-14:32. They never explain why, you just show up when you’re told.

The annoying one starts at 23:57.

littlebluespark ,
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That seems exceedingly efficient for the system in place — and clearly lacking any consideration for the human element of that labor pool.

ByteOnBikes ,

Sounds like a place where you are addressed by your employee ID number.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in Introducing Mocha Latte!

I’m going to steal your cat.

I’m going to break into your house. I’m going to ignore the tv. I’m going to ignore the jewelry. I’m going to ignore the video game systems. I’m going to ignore the safe. I’m going to ignore any cash you have out. I might pour a bowl of cereal. But mostly? I’m just going to steal your cat.

narc0tic_bird ,

Username checks out.

Shadow , to cat in Introducing Mocha Latte!
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I think it’s part mogwai

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.
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FrostyCaveman , to lemmyshitpost in Moon caves.

I should call him

radicalautonomy , to aboringdystopia in This capitalistic hellhole ain't it...
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I’m making a huge change next week. Moving from the Deep South to the PNW. Project 2025 be fucking damned. I’m finding community, engaging in mutual aid, drinking good coffee, getting fresh air, and I’m going to be exceedingly happy until the day I die, god fucking damnit.

lars ,

Congratulations and welcome to one of my favorite northwests. See the rainforests and the glaciers because their time is short.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Distant future generations … at some point in the mid 2030s:

“Papa, is it true you are so old that you’ve seen snow? And glaciers? And non-rat mammals?”
“Yes, Papa, tell us again about the rivers of pure water and huuuge stock yields!! Please!”

[The 140 year old millennial … what? Only 40? That can’t be right, look at yourself in a mirror, grandpa!] “Alright kids, put down my old petrol industry stock portfolio trade-book, settle down and finish your aged soylent first, the green one is the best one.”

BeigeAgenda , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents
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The shovel is clearly OP it will be nerfed in the next patch.

kala_telo , to linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed
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I decided to run it on system without bash as neofetch replacement. It feels unreasonably complex, I spent unreasonable amount of time fighting with cmake. On normal system I have pfetch in my bashrc, since it’s basically instant, and neofetch for screenshots. It’s not instant, but I don’t run it every second or something.

And btw I do love speed and simplicity of C, but for fetch tool, POSIX shell is the best choice, I think.

Annoyed_Crabby , to cat in Introducing Mocha Latte!
Etterra , to noncredibledefense in Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

I’d love to see you use a shovel to fling dirt 40,000 ft.

spamfajitas ,

Gimme a ~$112 million budget and I’ll at least get it a few feet closer. No promises, though.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I can certainly promise I’ll use that budget to the fullest.

hemko ,

Hole with nuke on the bottom, spade blocking the hole entrance

Spend the rest on booze and bbq

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese

I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.

The25002 , to cat in Catshaming

Hold on now. Cat’s playing 4D chesssssss.

Cat was also a snake in a past life.

sp3tr4l , to cat in Catshaming

What if the cat wanted its own pet?

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Neighbor’s dogs peeking at me through the window: “Look, he’s watching the cat eat his food and does NOTHING”

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