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Honytawk , to memes in Keeping Tradition

You know someone purposely did that every single time just to keep the meme going

TheSaus , to lemmyshitpost in They're probably unrelated.

Nah it’s fiiiine, let him cook

joyjoy , to greentext in Anon smashes his head

… Smash

neonred , to programmer_humor in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

and CI/CD goes “f*ck you, no deployment today, Linter is unhappy”

wjrii , to lemmyshitpost in Good morning I choose creative forms of transportation.

NGL, a lawnmower deck is a clever platform. I assume this is their trailer.

Guest_User , to coffee in Sacred Grounds Groover Blend from Australia

How’d you brew it?

dominiquec OP ,
@dominiquec@lemmy.world avatar

Just drip for now, but I’m going to try it with French press and Aeropress soon.

Guest_User ,

Sounds great!

Stern , to greentext in Anon smashes his head
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Sincerely hope thats creative fiction and that there isn’t someone who cracked their skull and thinks losing motor control is normal and okay.

joyjoy , (edited )

This actually sounds kind of hot. Creative fiction about someone realizing they died and their first thought was getting some undead sugar.

thefartographer ,

You are an incredibly sensitive person, but that comment did not inspire joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

Silic0n_Alph4 ,

I could stand to hear a little more…

synae ,
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There’s a series of works by an ancient poet, goes by the name of Rob Zombie. I’d suggest starting with Living Dead Girl and horndogging your way through the rest

CodexArcanum , (edited )

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound, but then they pivoted to whether they could now acceptably creep on dead girls, and I just see a problem that’s about to solve itself.

scoobford ,

To be fair, they may be brain damaged.

People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.

thefartographer ,

So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

scoobford ,

Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.

ggppjj ,

Wow, crazy to think what a concussion can do to a person. Imagine forgetting the Act to Ensure the Continued Existence of Under Counter Roaches of 2019.

InternetCitizen2 ,

On a similar note I’m starting an investigation putting pgs on dog turds to see where the guberment keeps disappear them from my lawn too

/s

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

now i know everything about insane Facebook users.

ggppjj ,

Eh, if we had good data on what they were like before the incident, maybe.

This is all with the firm understanding that this $100% happened.

thefartographer ,

100

Dollars

PERCEEEEENT!!!

CodexArcanum ,

Oh yes, we’re all operating in full knowledge that greentexts are 💯 percent truth.

But yeah, if this very real person did have a concussion they might also be having personality shift because of it. A good thing to keep in mind if you are dealing with a person who’s had a big head smash.

thefartographer ,

a big head smash

“Yeah, I’m worried about my friend’s personality shift. He doesn’t want to breathe and have a round head like he used to love doing.”

Titou ,
@Titou@sh.itjust.works avatar

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound

Just to imagine make me feel sick 🤢

loaExMachina , (edited )

Tbf, they’re saying “dead ghost girls”. Wanting to romance a ghost is considerably less creepy than wanting to bang a corpse. At least the ghost must consent.

sp3tr4l ,

I knew someone from an FLDS family.

(For those who don’t know, FLDS is a fundamentalist branch of the Mormons that are basically an insanely oppressive and abusive cult. They still do polygamy!)

She’s extremely mentally ill and I am not friends with her anymore, but this is about her now deceased brother:

When he was about 2, he fell, head first, onto a rusty nail. Mom decided the medical solution to this was neosporin and a bandaid.

It went about a bit less than an inch into his brain.

He grew up extremely unable to regulate emotions, did violent dangerous things all the time, unfortunately killed himself a year back.

Point of me saying this is: Shit like this absolutely happens.

I feel like a whole lot of people who end up on 4chan are quite likely to be seriously neglected and abused.

I can very easily see a person with serious damage like this not being taken seriously and even assaulted by their parents for mentioning it.

They likely can’t get to a hospital on their own, and would be screamed at more if parents found out they went.

So, post on 4chan.

GBU_28 , to lemmyshitpost in I'm bringing chili

I just go along these random conversations

“No I’m bring chili”

Quetzalcutlass ,

If they refuse to believe it’s a wrong number there would be a tiny voice in the back of my head telling me to make life as surreal as possible for the person they think I am. Make false but harmless promises, spread absurd rumors, that sort of thing.

GBU_28 ,

“we ran out of tater tots, uncle Frank is making a scene”

Diplomjodler3 , to funny in A crime has occurred.

That dog looks guilty as hell.

pelespirit ,
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

He tried to stop her, but couldn’t.

toynbee ,

Every dog I’ve ever had would look guilty when harsh tones were used, regardless of whether the dog had done anything wrong.

Annoyed_Crabby , to funny in A crime has occurred.

Graffiti ain’t vandalism. I stand by the defendant.

iluminae , to insanepeoplefacebook in American State National sovcit doesn't understand.

Has citizenship in two countries, but identifies as sovereign…

If these people actually want to be sovereign, the only way I can imagine that working is living on a boat at sea, far away from land, for the rest of their lives.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This person clearly doesn’t even know what ‘sovereign’ means.

steal_your_face , to lemmyshitpost in Good morning I choose creative forms of transportation.
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

They see me rollin

They hatin

9point6 , to memes in I spent fourteen minutes doing the thing I needed to do. Time for a two hour siesta.

Well I wasn’t expecting to get called out quite like this today

flughoernchen ,

I’m literally on my “well deserved” break rn

BarrelAgedBoredom , to lemmyshitpost in Good morning I choose creative forms of transportation.
balderdash9 , to lemmyshitpost in They're probably unrelated.

Man, how do people even come up with this shit

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