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Dieterlan , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.

Narrator: She did, in fact, take no for an answer.

Tar_alcaran ,

“i gave up and left, but won’t take no for an answer!”

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

that ending was probably the most insane part of that post - and it was a pretty insane post.

Skua , to insanepeoplefacebook in Alex Jones knows his archaeology! [I know it's Twitter, but it must count!]

Not sure about that comment, since those pools really are at Sliema in Malta https://www.google.com/maps/place/Roman+baths/

But according to the local council's facebook page when it shared this photo (they didn't take the photo), they were built during the British period https://www.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=878845397617697&id=100064767334211&paipv=0&eav=AfYRGKX34jrDJ5AuxuFU5SHiG8WiLpg42yMEYXZDkFKFtbbZPeS2GXwntwik1u1PZkc&_rdr

pubquiz ,

This is why I come here. Fact checking without hysterics. @Skua, thank you for your diligence in providing facts that support jones being everso wrong, again, (still?) without punching down on @Flying Squid.

My take-away: jones is a dipshit of the highest order. And owes US$1,500,000,000.00 that inexorable fact will keep him in penury for life. FAFO meatbag.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate that, thank you. Fact checking a fact check is always helpful but I didn’t really know how to check it.

Skua ,

No worries! For all of the manifold problems of google, its reverse image search tool is really useful. That helped me find the original image

Thorry84 ,

To add context: The British period for Malta is 1814 - 1964. Most sources agree these things were made about 100 - 150 years ago, but the exact date is unsure.

This is a graph of the sea rise in the past 140 years: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level_rise#/media/File:1880-_Global_average_sea_level_rise_(SLR)_-_annually.svg

Local sea rise due to global warming is around 30cm, local tides are also around 30cm.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Another issue is that chucklefucks like Jones think that sea level rise is the most pressing problem when it comes to climate change and not things we’re seeing now like much more frequent intense storms, massive wildfires and a spike in heat exhaustion deaths.

You have to be a special kind of dipshit to live in Texas all your life and not notice the hurricanes are getting worse. And Alex Jones is a special kind of dipshit.

Omega_Man , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is trying to steal their car.

You just have to file the forms in the correct order, spin around 6 times while while whistling, and cover yourself in yellow tassels. This will make you immune to maritime (read: all) laws.

AllNewTypeFace , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

Plopp ,

I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

Nimrod ,

“Wood” = “would”

These posts are allergic to punctuation. So there also should be a “.” or something after the “would”.

Scubus ,

I got that, but wtf does would if notes box mean

Nimrod ,

I can’t decide if it’s “notes box” or “box bankers”.

I do know that it’s best to not burn too much brain power trying to decipher lunatics.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

You have to get fluent in misspellings, wrong words, and lack of punctuation to read SovCit. It’s “…like I knew they would; if notes box bankers…”

Ilovethebomb ,

I mentally added in the spelling and punctuation when I read it, it still doesn’t make sense to me.

What are they attempting to say here?

ninja ,

My guess:

note - a banknote or promissory note

box - like ‘big box store,’ translating to a physical business location

dejected_warp_core ,

Yeah, “big-box-banknote bankers” or even “big-box-bank-ers” makes a little more sense and has the right kind of contempt for this rant. And to be fair, with the consolidation of small banks into major players these days, a tad relatable.

LaserTurboShark69 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is going to try and charge the IRS.

I kinda like this one

Tylerdurdon , (edited ) to cat in "Comme te pò capì chi te vò bene/Si tu le parle miezzo americano?"

Mama-mia! Ze box I have to poop in is molto sporca!!!

RVGamer06 ,

*Sporca

Sorry

Tylerdurdon ,

Haha, I don’t know the language, but appreciate the correction.

RVGamer06 ,

You’re welcome

nyctre , to cat in "Comme te pò capì chi te vò bene/Si tu le parle miezzo americano?"
stevedidwhat_infosec , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.

“Wood”

stevedidwhat_infosec , to insanepeoplefacebook in Alex Jones knows his archaeology! [I know it's Twitter, but it must count!]

12 consecutive months of record breaking heat.

FozzyOsbourne , to lemmyshitpost in Make it stop.

Don’t pretend you didn’t become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No shot fellow cool kid

Plopp ,

I don’t remember getting any new slang as a kid.

db2 ,

That’s because to you it was just normal.

bolexforsoup ,

Just because you don’t remember it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. You had to learn it at some point. You weren’t born with a lexicon of slang that revealed itself when it suddenly became modern/relevant lol

Track_Shovel ,

Yeah, we just called people fags (sorry) or gay.

90s and early 00s were N O T LGBT friendly

bolexforsoup ,

Don’t forget how casual the r word was. Every comedy of the 90s and 2000s called somebody that. It’s still too commonly used but nothing like it was back then.

pyre ,

not to mention the casual use of the hard R. even Linus from LTT admitted to have dropped his fair share of hard Rs back then.

MindTraveller ,

Plus there was a lot of n*rcissist thrown around back then

Ookami38 ,

Ok now THAT’S a weird one to censor.

Plopp ,

Yeah unless that n is the n-word I don’t get the censoring.

MindTraveller ,

I censored it because it’s a bad word. A slur against people with disabilities.

Kusimulkku ,

What’s the r-word?

deadbeef79000 ,

“retarded”

Kusimulkku ,

Oh. I know it’s not a nice word but didn’t think it was bad enough to include on the same level as the n-word. Times do change I guess

deadbeef79000 ,

It’s a weird one. “Retard” is a technical term, jargon. It became a perjorative term.

Unlike the n-word that was always a pejorative.

WillFord27 ,

Companies 12 hours after June ends

Kusimulkku ,

“PRIIIIIDE 🏳️‍🌈”

next day

“So you fags wanna buy our products or what”

BakerBagel ,

We had a couple weeks calling people “F.A.G.s’ and “M.A.G.s” for 'female ass grabber” and “male ass grabber”. As in someone how grabd a females ass or or a male ass. I have no idea how the teachers were able to do anything about that with a straight face.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

fags

This is what we called cigarettes in Australia.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Same in Britain. Damn homophobia ruining perfectly good slang!

bobs_monkey ,

What I remember from the 90/00s: sinch, hella, coolio, jam (going), spaz, poser, chillax, bitchin, burn, noob, booyah, aight, duh, phat, sup, stoked, jiggy, harsh, buzz kill

There’s a shitton more, but that’s what I got off the top of my head

TheDoozer ,

Yes to all except jiggy. I feel like that was just Will Smith trying to make Fetch happen.

MindTraveller ,

He was streets ahead!

wavebeam ,
@wavebeam@lemmy.world avatar

Idk, I got like all the jiggy’s before beating gruntilda

FozzyOsbourne ,

Don’t casually throw “spaz” in there with a load of inoffensive stuff!

NikkiDimes ,

You were learning slang along with everything else. At that age, it doesn’t stand out against everything else the same way it does when you’re older.

brandocorp ,

I think this is true, but I also grew up without Internet or social media so maybe things were more regional as opposed to this larger shared culture those things have enabled. So that may be part of it?

NikkiDimes ,

As someone who grew up in rural Canada, I feel that. We always felt a decade out of date on fads and slang lol.

systemglitch ,

80s had a ton.

gdog05 ,

You have a point, but when I was a kid we at least made sure the slang came from black people first. I don’t think anything good can come from white kids out there making up words.

flat ,
@flat@reddthat.com avatar

what

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yikes

feedum_sneedson ,

penis

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar
brbposting ,

LOL who’s that

NikkiDimes ,

You forgot the /s right?

gdog05 ,

I kind of figured it was implied but eh. Some things don’t land.

Sidhean ,

Yeah, well. World is full of racists. Can hardly even make fun of 'em without being mistaken for one, now.

This reminded me of the month ‘wigga’ was every fucking one’s favorite word at my very-nearly-all-white school. Nothing good, indeed.

bolexforsoup ,

Watching millennials/gen x pick on Gen Z for the same behaviors we all had gets old doesn’t it?

candybrie ,

And the kids playing tag are likely not even gen z but gen alpha. No one can even pick on the right generation.

slaacaa ,

Fr, no cap

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

True dat

Icalasari ,

I did not, for I was a loser who didn't know slang

Notyou ,
Mrderisant ,

Dude practically became a verbal tick

DarkDarkHouse , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit did a thing.
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The collateral is the paper?? Holy shit

Bassman1805 ,

This bit is slightly less removed from reality than the average SovCit rant. The collateral is the house, but the piece of paper (deed/lien) says who legally owns the house. Without that documentation, the bank wouldn’t accept the fact that a house merely exists, as collateral for the loan.

But like any good SovCit, they take the grain of truth and try to fill a canyon with it.

Telodzrum ,

It’s even a bit more esoteric than that. Depending on the jurisdiction even the deed is worthless unless you registered it and/or gave adequate notice to anyone with a current or future interest in the property (newspaper announcement is a classic example). This is one of the many reasons that a County Register of Deeds is so important.

FireWire400 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has a question.
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

It’s always about child support… use protection if you don’t want one, fuck

sxan , to startrek in November 29, 1964: Construction begins on the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC-1701.
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

This is the best post I’ve seen this year.

thejoker954 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is going to try and charge the IRS.

This isn’t really insane though is it?

If they can charge you money for being late with a payment why shouldn’t you be able to do the same?

Why do Doctors and such get to cancel appointments whenever with no consequences, but if you don’t give sufficent notice, you get charged?

Although I guess wanting fairness/equality in this world is insane now that I think about it.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

They actually do pay you a bit of interest, iirc.

PhobosAnomaly ,

Offtopic: I had to laugh at my dentist’s text reminder of my time and date, with a line saying that late attendance would incur a £1 per minute fee.

I know it’s supposed to be a deterrent, but if the terms worked both ways and the patient charged the business £1 a minute late, they’d be bankrupt within the month!

I do understand that it’s the minority that ruin it for the rest of folk though, especially in a model like the UK’s NHS provision.

BarbecueCowboy ,

They will if it’s more than 45 days late, when that starts is usually going to be ‘from tax day’, that can vary, but it’s usually for reasons that would typically be your fault (filed late, etc). They even use the same rates they would charge you if you were late to pay them. This has never happened to me, but I’m told that the interest accrual is automatic, supposedly don’t even have to ask.

problematicPanther , to lemmyshitpost in Stay Mad, Tankies
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll vote for biden unless he drops out and a more progressive candidate presents itself, in which case I won’t vote biden.

Wogi ,

I’m normally critical of Biden but this is one of the few times I’ll say it. Biden staying in the race is the best thing he can do.

It doesn’t matter when he drops out at this point, the time to do that was 8 months ago. If he drops out now and there’s an open convention, democrats lose in November. If he drops out after the convention, and the DNC chooses a different candidate to replace him, Democrats lose in November.

The last time anything similar happened, there were riots outside the DNC in Chicago and Hubert Humphrey safely handed the office to Richard Nixon.

Fun fact, Hilary Clinton attended the protests.

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