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MelastSB , to insanepeoplefacebook in Not even one mainstream scientist?

Doesn’t mean [sunflowers] somehow blew over

This is a troll right?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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If it is, others believe very similar things in the post sincerely.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to memes in noticing details

If I get her into bed would that be a threesome?

EmpathicVagrant ,

Yeah, she has three faces just one is covered up - so if she’s in bed it’s a threesome, after you leave the room once you’re done putting her to bed it’s still a threesome.

chirospasm , to science_memes in This is a meme about beans
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Gotta get those 3 sisters goin’

chirospasm ,
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That’s corn, beans, and squash

ryannathans ,

What does squash do

roguetrick , (edited )

Ground cover, reduces evaporation and weeds. Beans climb the corn.

Can only do this with the hardy types that will dry on the vine, tough starchy corn and winter squash like pumpkins though. You try picking squash that will rot, sweet corn, or green beans in a mountain of foliage and vines you’ll just end up ruining the whole thing. Can only harvest at the end of the season.

erp ,
Bytemeister , to programmer_humor in Yup that's how I got depressed

Stop, you’re scaring me.

Crackhappy , to risa in After the walls fell
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What happened to this community?

milkisklim ,

Every day we stray farther from the Prophets’ light.

Pothetato , to lemmyshitpost in All the time.
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The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

xx3rawr ,

My experience with small to medium Youtube channels that slowly but surely turn to clickbait

cows_are_underrated ,

I wanted to check out some yt channel, that I used to watch and he only does clickbait now. Its kinda sad.

Swedneck ,
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they kind of have to, the moment you switch to clickbait your profit skyrockets

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in All the time.
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Fact checkers hate this one weird trick!

febra , to lemmyshitpost in Stay Mad, Tankies

Yeah… sure. Not a tankie, I’m European and don’t care about influencing you to vote for one or another. But after seeing Biden “debate” Trump I know the dems are fucked. I mean sure, still go out and vote, but I honestly don’t see many people doing so.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Absolutely go vote. Tell everyone you know to vote. Don’t vote for Trump. But for the love of god, if you’re otherwise not going to vote, at least vote third party.

Juice ,

They’re…from Europe.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I’m referring to other readers

RizzRustbolt ,

Vote down-ticket. Especially for state level Secretary of State and Attorney General candidates. That’s how we’re going to get ranked choice voting in more states

Socsa ,

It’s honestly extremely sad that the primary requirement to be a leader is “ability to speak perfectly on stage for 2 hours.”

vonbaronhans ,

Yeah it’s not great, but like… coming across as coherent is important no matter the position. Biden kinda failed that basic competency test, probably just due to his age and not like, stupidity or a personal failing of any kind. I’m still voting for Biden, but yeah it’s not exactly an enthusiastic vote.

BluesF ,

It should be a basic requirement of literally any public office. That fact that we have got this far baffles me utterly.

chakan2 ,
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The Dems are intentionally throwing it. It’s the only thing that makes sense at this point. The “Not Trump” donations are lucrative, and there’s no way the R’s will make insider trading illegal.

This might be the spark we need for a legitimate progressive party though. Or we get a civil war, who knows.

dogsnest , to insanepeoplefacebook in Not even one mainstream scientist?
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I began skimming (rather than read) at “homind”…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9114842a-d4ba-456d-8277-2ecb2e0ce7e9.gif

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s worth a read. It gets crazier and crazier. Wait until you get to the sunflowers part.

PsyDoctah9Jah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Not even one mainstream scientist?
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Let me start up my time machine, I’ll come back and confirm 🫠

InternetCitizen2 ,

Update yet?

Tarquinn2049 ,

I guess he didn’t make it, time travel is dangerous. Even if he succeeded, he probably changed something, and then when he came back, he wasn’t on our timeline anymore anyway.

Couldbealeotard ,
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Well if we go by Dragon Ball Z rules, the change will happen in another timeline, and he’ll come back to this unchanged one.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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They stepped on a butterfly and we’re all going to fade out like Mart McFly.

TexasDrunk ,

Nah, we used to be cat people. None of you remember because you can’t see through time.

I nearly went off on a Mandela effect rant but that’s going to wait until we get a post from one of those guys.

Poik ,
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Well drat. I suppose this post is going to fade away soon.

Just kitten.

rikudou , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home

It’s sad that this is considered malicious at all. Seriously, either working from home is a risk for your company or it isn’t, there’s nothing in between.

sunzu ,

Well u see your employer reserves the right to always be right!

That's the benefit of being "leadership"

BossDj ,

What I need right now supercedes anything I’ve ever said or anything on paper

givesomefucks , to aboringdystopia in It only took 20 years to come true.

The problem is one party plans decades ahead of time to bring fascism back to America…

And the only other option refuses to plan past getting elected.

Hell, the whole nation united under Biden to beat Trump, and as soon as Biden got in office (with house and Senate majorities) he spent two years "looking into’ what he could do.

We can’t half ass the fight against fascism and expect to make progress long term.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don’t know that I expect to make progress regardless.

givesomefucks ,

That defeatist attitude is why the DNC keeps trying to cram more conservative candidates than the people want down America’s throat.

Like, if the most progressive candidates we get are past 70 and against progress…

Yeah. We’re not going to make progress even when we beat the fascists.

Its hard to blame anyone for the lack of progress except the people fighting progress…

It’s like choosing between Taco Bell and McDonald’s for dinner and then acting surprised we didn’t get a steak.

If we want steak, we gotta order from somewhere that at least has a chance of delivering a steak to the table.

It doesn’t mean steak is impossible, just impossible if we keep ordering from the same shitty fast food places.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is highly amusing from the person whose plan is to allow Trump to win by constantly telling people why not to vote for Biden.

Like literally two of your comments ago, in response to me, in a different thread: lemmy.world/comment/10914339

givesomefucks ,

You linked a comment where I said:

Except the Dems convention hasn’t happened yet and there’s still plenty of time to hire Batman a great butler who’s still capable…

Joker only has a chance if we run Alfred and he loses. We don’t have to run Alfred.

So if you want to do everything you can to stop Joker, Alfred needs to step aside and endorse his replacement

That is not at all what you’re saying it is.

Please try to keep it civil and not blatantly lie about what others have said.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Sure sounds like it to me.

Here’s something else you said within the last hour.

So who’s your candidate

I hate how people phrase that like anyone saying Biden is a stupid risk, are just saying that because they have a favorite candidate…

Anyone that’s not pro-genocide, is pro-worker, and not trump would have a walkin victory.

lemmy.world/comment/10914069

But do explain how telling someone that Biden isn’t your candidate means people should vote for Biden.

Shall I find other examples?

givesomefucks ,

What others?

Because you still haven’t linked a single one where I say anything other than it’s not too late to not run Biden.

Honestly tho, this is getting real close to personal harassment and youve been repeatedly misrepresenting what others say

Just chill out and start following Lemmy.world’s civility rules.

Hell, you even left out part of the quote so it looks like I didn’t answer:

I hate how people phrase that like anyone saying Biden is a stupid risk, are just saying that because they have a favorite candidate…

Anyone that’s not pro-genocide, is pro-worker, and not trump would have a walkin victory.

You asked for one specific person, so AOC has the best chance to stop trump in my opinion.

She’s young, charismatic, a great public speaker, and can flip red states like Obama in 08 due to those traits.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Will you vote for Biden if he is the nominee? Will you tell others to vote for Biden?

givesomefucks ,

See how much has changed?

You can’t just insist anyone that asks for more than Biden is a trump supporter.

You’re not trying to stop trump, you’re trying to bully people into supporting your candidate.

That doesn’t work.

Like. Historically those kind of campaigns lead to Republican presidents. I’m not saying it won’t work right here with me, I’m saying it’s not going to work on enough voters to stop trump. Just like it didn’t in 2016, and barely worked in 2020 before Biden was unapologetically supporting a genocide and being sued by the ACLU.

Dem voters vote more for someone they want than against something they don’t want.

It’s basic human psychology.

You don’t want to hear the best way to beat Trump, you want to start slap fights and screech at people until they vote for who you want.

Seriously, just take the L.

At this point with all the personal attacks, it really feels like you’re trying to bait me into banning you.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s not an answer.

They are yes or no questions:

  1. Will you vote for Biden if he is the nominee?
  2. Will you tell others to vote for Biden.

Telling me that I am bullying people (after you told me to be civil) does not change my claim that you are just going to allow Trump to win by telling people not to vote for Biden.

You can very easily show my claim is false by answering yes to the two above questions. I doubt you will even though they are simple yes or no questions.

SquirtleHermit ,

You ask for civility, but you compare Alfred “Motherfucking” Pennysworth to Biden!? Alfred is a god damned certified bad ass! Of all the terrible comparisons! You sir, are obviously trying to be inflammatory!

givesomefucks ,

I didn’t like the comparison either.

Alfred is a fine man, and would probably be a damn good president.

OP made that comparison

baatliwala , to cat in Suggle nap BIG yawn.

Black cat woke up from a 100 year nap

bingbong ,

“what century is it?!”

un_aristocrate , to pics in A grackle.

On a bicycle

br0da , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home
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This is such an odd restriction for IT staff. Normally HR gives you a form to sign agreeing to working remotely sometimes and having company data on your phone because you know, servers are meant to stay on all the time? It must be nice living in a world where nothing bad happens after hours.

GamingChairModel ,

On the other extreme, 24/7 operations have redundancy.

A friend of mine explained that being an Emergency Medicine physician is a great job for work life balance, despite the fact that he often has to work ridiculous shifts, because he never has to take any work home with him. An Emergency Room is a 24/7 operation, so whenever he’s at home, some other doctor is responsible for whatever happens. So he gets to relax and never think about work when he’s not at work and not on call.

lauha ,

In a sane world, they give you a company phone when you are on reserve duty and they agree to pay compensation for being on reserve. Why would you agree to work for free?

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