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_cerpin_taxt_ , to mildlyinfuriating in When you go to a concert only to have an umbrella block your view

Ask them politely to lower it. If they don’t, you have two options:

A. Leave your seat to go find a security guard, missing part of the show in the process and potentially having this person fuck with you for the rest of the show in retaliation.

B. Rip that shit straight out of their hands and toss it to the lower arena. They’ll have no idea who did it because their view was blocked by their umbrella. Don’t have to miss a second of the show.

redcalcium ,

Rip that shit straight out of their hands and toss it to the lower arena. They’ll have no idea who did it because their view was blocked by their umbrella. Don’t have to miss a second of the show.

The poor sobs who got their head smacked with a thrown umbrella wouldn’t know who did it either.

foksmash ,

You throw it while open for a comfortable landing. Mary Poppins style.

Researchgrant ,

Haha I love the kind hearted vandalism

_cerpin_taxt_ ,

Exactly!

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

I usually just articulate to them exactly the messed up the thing is that they are doing in a way that they have to aknowlage it. Then they have a choice, they can either say oh, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to do that and fix it. 99% of people don’t like having to aknowlage they are an asshole. They would rather you think they are stupid, not an asshole. OR, they say suck my balls and do it anyway. At that point all options are on the table.

gravitas_deficiency ,

B

Sneckster , to mildlyinfuriating in When you go to a concert only to have an umbrella block your view
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This is the other reason you take a lighter to a concert

doingthestuff ,

This is the comment I was looking for. It’ll light right up.

Maturin , to memes in Burn baby burn.

Seriously? This whole thread (and arguably the meme itself) misidentifying Ulysses S. Grant as William T Sherman? We can do better than this y’all.

comfisofa ,

I was reading the comments and I was so confused LOL.

TheMightyCanuck ,
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He was WAY too good looking to be Sherman lmao!

spittingimage , to mildlyinteresting in Tokay Geckos Look Like Mini Dinosaurs
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My wife taught English in Thailand for a while. She liked hearing these in her room at night because it meant the mosquitoes would be less of a problem, but they could get pretty loud.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , to memes in Firefox is the only way.

id still probably use an chromium browser

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

along with firefox and stuff

WtfEvenIsExistence , to internetfuneral in Anyways

Every youtuber house reveal ever: ^

eezeebee , to memes in Exception!
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I just switched over yesterday

CarlsIII , to mildlyinfuriating in When you go to a concert only to have an umbrella block your view

Based on the sillouette (and their actions,) they seem like a dick.

match , to lemmyshitpost in Oh no. OH NO.
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These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”

breathless_RACEHORSE ,

Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

gravitas_deficiency ,

It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

FlyingSquid ,
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match ,
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you’re right, it’s about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google “E621 hyper” for more about that

Decoy321 ,

You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?

occhionaut ,

Just wants to watch the world cum

Zozano ,

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

sebinspace ,

Holup.

AgentOrangesicle ,
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10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

Player2 ,

Good point and you are right, but I’m afraid you missed the joke

match ,
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oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it’s totally safe. Google “E621 safe vore” for more info about it being safe to eat

MaxMouseOCX ,

“Vore” - suspiciousfry.jpg

I haven’t seen any Vore shit for a long time… Maybe I’ll look a bit later when not in a work device.

decay , to lemmyshitpost in Oh no. OH NO.

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

_sideffect , to mildlyinfuriating in higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs

Wait, $17 for Lettuce??

overzeetop ,
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What the devil?

Gork ,

Insert copypasta

motorheadkusanagi , to mildlyinfuriating in When you go to a concert only to have an umbrella block your view
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ugh metallica too

orbitz ,

I always think of the South Park episode that dealt with the Napster piracy when Metallica gets mentioned. Oh no she can only afford the Golfstream 3 without the surround sound with remote control. I get it, but it was amusing.

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

This view is metallican’t.

Just saw them in Montréal, great show.

it_is_soup_time , to lemmyshitpost in Oh no. OH NO.
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@setsneedtofeed I bet it looks like Slurp Juice from Fortnite

outer_spec , to lemmyshitpost in Best correction ever.
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nBodyProblem , to lemmyshitpost in Oh no. OH NO.

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

This doesn’t sound bad at all.

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