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magic_lobster_party , to programmerhumor in War Crimes

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tagirijus , to memes in The questions that keep you up at night

Maybe it depends where you would cut a human head of? In either way here is the skeleton of a Argentinosaurus:

Skeleton of an argentinosaurus

ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

That looks like a way too small heart for such a huge body. It looks only about 3-4 times bigger than human heart

some_guy ,

Oh, is that what that is? Thank you!

ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m not sure either but it’s my best guess

peopleproblems ,

Wasn’t there a significantly higher concentration of oxygen 65 million years ago or something? That might make it easier for big things to get enough oxygen for aerobic processes.

I don’t know shit about fuck with chemistry and biology it just sounds right

Vengefu1Tuna ,

Alright! Now we can really start diving in. Would the gaps between vertebrae get larger at the base of the neck compared to the base of the skull? I’d imagine those thick bones could pose a problem for a guillotine blade.

WarmSoda ,

I’m not seeing a human head on the dinosaur tho

TransplantedSconie ,

I do believe that Argentinosaurus has cancer between the 23rd and 24th vertebrae. They might want a second opinion.

unnecessarygoat ,

https://i.imgur.com/50eyBQ1.jpg this is a much better skeleton of Argentinosaurus

AhismaMiasma , to memes in But it takes 69 years to make one!

This is just an ad for their website… People always trying to profit off of memes

kspatlas , to programmerhumor in War Crimes
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AdmiralShat , to programmerhumor in emacs moment

What even is emacs

Xylight ,
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

An extremely extensible text editor, there’s jokes that it can do literally anything, you can play music, watch video, etc.

It’s often at war with the cult of vi and the church of emacs.

Weirdbeardgame ,
@Weirdbeardgame@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t forget us nanoites. The clearly superior text editor

drcobaltjedi ,

I don’t do a lot of text editing in terminal, but I used to have to at my last job and I always reached for nano and gave instructions fot nano since it’s just pick up and use.

heimchen ,

Nano just feels sluggish as soon as you know vim keybindings. Emacs is a bit overkill for some quck edits, but nano is just to basic

cybersandwich ,

Nano is a fantastic default editor for gui-focused distros. If you aren’t a command line wizard, nano is a better default because it’s a lot more straightforward.

That said, nano is incredibly limited and if you have any experience with vi/vim/nvim, it’s the best solution full stop. It’s so much faster and more powerful but hot damn is it unintuitive for noobs.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

As a nanoite who couldn’t be bothered to learn editor commands, I switched to turbo, which is essentially a linux port of the DOS text editor

https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/20713561/81506401-4fffdd80-92f6-11ea-8826-ee42612eb82a.png

llii ,

Huh, interesting!

AnarchistArtificer ,

I was using vim for the first time the other day and I was running through the built in vimtutor. I got a call from a friend and they asked what I was up to, and I said I was doing a tutorial for a text editor. At that moment, I felt simultaneously very silly and very smart.

AnonStoleMyPants ,

By “as soon as you know” you mean “as soon as you have put those bindings to muscle memory”. Knowing them isn’t really enough.

russjr08 ,
@russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

Well yeah, I’d say the same concept applies to using anything tech related these days. It’d be like if you “knew” where all of the keys on a keyboard layout that you don’t normally use are located - you’d still need muscle memory to actually use it efficiently.

drcobaltjedi ,

Yeah, again, I don’t do much terminal text editing. I have an IDE. If I’m trying to help someone across the country 1000 miles away fix something on the machine I develop for, I’m going to give them instructions on something that will be incredibly easy to use. I don’t want to have to explain why the arrow keys aren’t working and why they have to use jkl; to navigate or explain how enter edit mode or how so save and exit. Keep it simple stupid.

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

nanoers just never figured out how to :wq

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

if you listen closely, you can still hear the terminal bells ringing of those that never managed to ESC

Ddhuud ,

Those who never managed to ESC, reset.

hydroptic ,

Use :x you pleb

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

habit lol. i use :w a lot so :wq feels like a natural extension

hydroptic ,

Heh yeah and it’s not like it makes any difference; they’re effectively the same thing. :wq just updates modification time even if there were no changes – same as doing :w and :q separately – but :x doesn’t. Super intuitive interface 😅

yetAnotherUser ,

But what if you wanted to write even if there weren’t changes?

hydroptic ,

And how often do you want to do that exactly?

lord_ryvan ,

Then you use :wq

nekomusumeninaritai ,

They just said :wq in school, so thanks for the tip. Hard to believe it saves even when the file hasn’t been changed if you use :wq. What is the use case for that? If the file gets changed in another program and you want to revert?? Edit: Just saw the comment about the modification times being updated.

Ferk ,
@Ferk@kbin.social avatar

:x? Real Programmers use ZZ.

sylphio ,
barsoap ,

You should really convert to helixism, the latest messianic update to the cult of vi.

siriusmart OP ,
@siriusmart@lemmy.world avatar

ill try it again when it support pulgins

barsoap ,

I mean it does support LSP, natively, I found that ultimately that’s all the plugins I really need. It working out of the box and not requiring megabytes of configuration files is one of its great strengths.

If all you need is some customisation it’s perfectly possible to write custom commands that execute sequences of commands. Including calling out to the shell and piping to and from external programs. Strictly static sequences though unlike the abomination that is vimscript they’re not making keybindings a scripting language…

pimeys , (edited )

I’m a vim and emacs user for some decades already. I had this urge one day to try and work with helix. It kind of misses some things such as file manager or editorconfig support. Nine months later I’m still using helix. It still misses these things, but I really started to like how I don’t need any plugins to work with it and I need about five lines of configuration to have a usable editor. Probably going to continue using it.

And it is written in Rust, which is my main language and I can just jump in to the editor source and fix things if needed.

I miss magit and org from emacs a lot though. Every time I need to write an article, I do it in emacs.

llii ,

It’s probably this, for all of you whou didn’t know Helix before, like me: helix-editor.com

barsoap , (edited )

Indeed. Make sure to start it with hx --tutor the first time around so you know how to quit :)

And no matter what you do when giving it a try do it in a time and place where you can go at least a week without vi as the command grammar is close yet different enough to completely confuse your muscle memory, you don’t want to mix them up (helix uses a strict selection-action command set so you get ‘wd’ instead of ‘dw’ and stuff).

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

alt.religion.emacs

Join us 👀

257m ,

I’ve thinking of using Usenet. What client would you recommed for mobile and desktop?

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

Built-in Emacs news reader Gnus for desktop, obviously. I don’t use Usenet on mobile, so idk.

257m ,

Aw man, now I have to download an whole OS just to use Usenet? /s

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

I know, I know. But nobody made a news reader for BIOS/UEFI yet, so…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping

hydroptic ,

Esc-Meta-Alt-Ctrl-Shift

aport ,

A self-documenting, extensible lisp computing environment that uses text buffers as its main data format.

fer0n , (edited ) to memes in Lots Of Love

I feel like there have to be real text exchanges similar to this, but I always assume they’re fake, because they’re just too easy to fabricate. I wonder how many of them were actually real and I just didn’t believe it. Would’ve made them way more funny (not saying it’s not funny if they’re not, but still)

_haha_oh_wow_ , to aww in Right time, right place
@_haha_oh_wow_@kbin.social avatar

"I AM A GOLDEN DOG!"

-Dog probably

RagnarokOnline , to programmerhumor in War Crimes

I didn’t bother trying to see what an output would be, but this is a nightmare.

Rai ,

Oh no, now I’m going to notice you in, like, every thread!

RagnarokOnline ,

Hahaha, I’m inevitable! The nostalgia is too powerful!

Ubermeisters , to memes in Lots Of Love

This definitely happened

Tetsuo ,

I just thought about the “Duh it’s fake” comments that were slowly inching me to insanity on reddit.

Please don’t bring this over to Lemmy. Please.

80% of popular posts had a popular comment saying something is staged or fake. It’s so uninteresting, unoriginal and beating a dead horse so to say. Even for litteral movie scenes we had popular comments saying it’s staged.

Sorry for the rant and it’s not particularly for your comment. It just was a massive trend I noticed on certain subreddits. Could probably farm karma just making a bot saying some variation of “it’s fake” to every posts.

Ubermeisters ,

Honestly, sure. You make a valid point.

mustardman ,

Fake text messages are like the laugh track of the internet. There are plenty of absurd things that actually happen on the Internet so having to create fake situations cheapens authentically funny situations.

Sites like 9gag are filled with these things because they are low effort ways to make an unfunny joke plausibly funny.

kurwa ,

Here’s the thing, how are you ever going to prove that a message is real or not? Maybe there’s a way to do it, but honestly that’s more effort than anyone is going to go through.

So you land at 2 situations, either you don’t post any messages ever, or stop complaining about it being fake in the comments because some people might find it entertaining, regardless of whether it’s real or not.

Ubermeisters ,

blockchain! haha kidding

Ubermeisters ,

its a sitcom for paragraphs

RaivoKulli ,

It’s just a joke, I don’t think you’re supposed to think it happened

Ubermeisters ,

i was trying to be ironic, but failed, its all good.

RaivoKulli ,

Oh. Sorry

Ubermeisters ,

no harm no foul

Gigasser ,

I thought it was a joke about future millennial/zoomer grandparents.

Ubermeisters ,

and in turn, by then nobody will believe anything their personal AI didn’t tell them.

Getawombatupya ,

Grandma is 28

wtvr , to programmerhumor in Not enough monitors

That monitor setup is making me feel all tingly. Legit question: how much would a setup like that cost?

Kes ,
@Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You just need 3 largish televisions, a small TV or monitor for the top, and stuff to mount each screen in that configuration. Your PC doesn’t need to be that good unless you are doing something like gaming, just enough to run 4 1080p windows. Once you connect them, it’s fairly easy to adjust the configuration in Windows to extend and rotate the monitors to make the setup work. Depending on how you get the televisions (you can buy them used, flat screen 1080p TVs have been popular for a long time and are relatively affordable) and how you decide to mount them, you can build this setup for only a couple hundred

Blackmist ,

Can you even still buy 1080p televisions?

AstralWeekends ,

Can find some great deals at thrift shops if you’re not too picky about resolution!

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

Trying to buy a smallish TV recently for my bedroom and most were hdready ballshit

CCF_100 ,

Your comment makes me think you’d like this meme I found the other day

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/62470915-60d9-453b-b665-e27cb69c0f9a.webp

wtvr ,

Bahaha yes exactly

PeWu ,

I felt loneliness when my third monitor broke, can confirm.

arensb , to futurama in Season 8 Episode 4 - Parasites Regained [Discussion and Spoilers]

A big part of why this season feels stale is that its topical references are several years old. Like Dune and Ivermectin, in this episode. Was this season written two years ago and is only being released now?

digger ,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

We saw this with the last reboot, like the “Earth Certificate” episode. They are writing using then-current references, but because the normal time to produce an episode is so long, the references feel stale. South Park was king of topical references because their production turnaround was 6 days. They were able to put out a Michael Jackson episode the week after he passed. That said, I don’t want a Futurama episode that they only worked on for 6 days.

arensb ,

For some reason, that one didn’t annoy me as much. Maybe I saw that season only after it came out on DVD, and thought “yeah, this is dated, but I see how it landed when it was still fresh. This season, I’m watching the episodes within a day or two of them coming out, so it feels like getting stale bread at the bakery.

SpaceNoodle , to memes in Nice rake

It’s a rake though

MorrisonMotel6 ,

Yeah, I think this was a poor attempt/forcing a joke.

I think they’re trying to use the words rake and hoe as synonyms (which they are; they can both mean “promiscuous woman”) but flubbed the execution.

I see the intent here, but I don’t think the image macro works for that joke. I have tried to make it work a few different ways, but I’m not coming up with anything that works well.

Famously, there is a Jeopardy! answer/question that highlighted the synonym which should be easily searchable with “rake hoe jeopardy”

essteeyou ,

Thanks for the detailed analysis. I think the joke was still funny because I didn’t look too closely at the picture and try to pick out problems with it.

Ajen ,

Agreed. Still funny, even if it’s a low-effort meme

essteeyou ,

I’m not proud of the amount of time I spent getting AI to generate this image.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93574762-96ca-451d-8cb4-e8385172fa4c.jpeg

Or this one…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6eb13af8-5c7e-49be-a354-10a33590f8ed.jpeg

fahfahfahfah ,

Damn girl, nice hoe *rake Damn rake, nice hoe

theangryseal , to memes in Graffiti's quality of art and sentiment has fallen in the modern era

1998, bathroom wall.

PERFECTUS WAS HERE, DONE TURNED HIMSELF QUEER for a good time call 867-5309

TheFerrango , to memes in Lots Of Love

Based grandma.

ElmiHalt , to memes in The questions that keep you up at night

I’d go with B for obvious reasons

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s far from obvious

I’d bisect the neck

Kerrigor ,
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

On which axis?

SpaceNoodle ,

The good one

Viking_Hippie ,

The evil one

simple ,

No way, I’d go for A. Wouldn’t want that long neck wriggling about after the cut.

sanpedropeddler ,

Why not just use two guillotines so you can do a and b. Best of both worlds.

Enkers ,

Who the heck has the budget for 2 guillotines??

It’s clearly B. If you ever needed to put that head on a pike to send a message, you wouldn’t want to carry that big neck around.

Denvil ,

Thats a very convincing argument

ElmiHalt ,

Exactly what I thought about

negativenull ,
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