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Ryumast3r , to memes in Show me what you got!
danciestlobster , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

What’s retirement? -the adult children

Trebach ,

Doesn't matter. We'll die before that age due to the earth becoming uninhabitable. -other adult children

LordOfTheChia , to memes in Delete it.

Should also start calling tweets: X’cretions.

Twitter Feed: X’crement feed

Their public relations is pretty much a poop emoji already.

mindbleach ,

I know you know, but I have to point out: their public relations is literally a poop emoji. Which is possibly the most juvenile proof imaginable for the failure of Elmo’s delusions of adequacy. He just has a lot of money.

danc4498 ,

For twitter feed just keep it simple: X’cretion pile

xuxebiko , to cats in Our orange devil, Calcifer. Walked off the street and straight into our hearts

Orange cats are the best. Congrats.

Wilziac , to memes in Show me what you got!
stephenc , to foodporn in Real meat vs Beyond meat

It’s funny how vegetarians/vegans are so in denial about their love of meat that they will spend endless amounts of money and effort trying to replicate it (and always miss the mark by a huge margin).

I don’t have any problem with meatless meals, I eat them often. But I also eat meat, because humans are omnivores and there is no better delivery system for the nutrients we need than a little meat here and there. Yes, most people eat way too much meat, but the solution isn’t to wipe it out entirely. And people talking about “ethical” and “poor animals”? Watch some nature documentaries. “We’re supposed to be more evolved/better/etc!” We’re animals, Karen, not some “god”-created, ordained, outside-of-evolution, special beings. Grow up, eat a burger, feel better without working yourself to death making some poor substitute for it, and join humanity. Which we are because we ate meat. You want to de-evolve into a lesser species of humanity by destroying actual meat and using a poor, inadequate substitute.

It’s pathetic. But of course, in-denial vegans/vegetarians will downvote this. Every downvote is further proof of your jealousy and hatred of reality.

bogdart , to assholedesign in we are devolving
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And also if you stop paying for 3 months, they completely delete your library. I switched to try Spotify, and when I returned, all my collections from iTunes of 10 years ago are gone forever.

Swedneck ,
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Great way to make sure people who leave temporarily instead leave forever

FilthyShrooms , to memes in Show me what you got!
HonoraryMancunian ,

uwu

tsonfeir , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?
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Haha. Good. Suck it.

karma_nder , to technology in Twitter/X new ID Verification - First Look

What’s stopping someone from printing a fake ID on paper? Also would a printed photo pass the “selfie” test?

DocSportello ,

This kind of verification usually works by the user being visible on camera and holding their ID up to the camera, turning it in multiple directions to show its safety features.

Squander , to lemmyshitpost in What is wrong with some of you?

Professor: And Josh what is your thesis about?

Josh: Urrmmmm ahh umm What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

Professor: Josh youre studying statistics.

Josh: Yeah, naw Im going to graph it.

Kolanaki , to memes in But it takes 69 years to make one!
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Imagine using the techniques they came up with but with actually good ore.

DD666 OP ,

There wouldn’t be much of a difference as impurities would already be quite low

Kolanaki ,
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Don’t they also have some special technique for folding the metal? 🤔

yoz , to assholedesign in we are devolving

So many idiots use apple.

Streetdog ,

Statistically more idiots aren’t using Apple.

Adalast ,

See, this is why you need to normalize your data before comparing. Lol.

GBU_28 , to cat in guess which one is the troublemaker

Pics you can smell

ShittyBeatlesFCPres , to technology in Twitter/X new ID Verification - First Look

We’re going to find out in a few years that some congressman’s son or a defense contractor or whatever founded all these “ID verify” systems that are worse than nothing. State IDs will be useless in a few years after the 500th data breach and kids will be j/o to porn their ancestors couldn’t even imagine.

ChunkMcHorkle , (edited )
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