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ArchmageAzor ,
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Golden as a golden shower

stebo02 ,
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what years are supposed to be golden?

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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Well none… Clearly lol

megsmagik ,

If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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You can always go up?

carbonprop ,

I found my people.

Chickenstalker ,

As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.

CYCLR ,

Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?

sidekickplayah ,

It’s only available to players that joined pre-2000’s. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a “#1 Parent” cosmetic.

CYCLR ,

Yup, joined pre 2000’s. I think I have a bug, all I see is “social anxiety” on the list, whatever that means.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Good news is that you’re almost certainly not the father.

csolisr ,

I didn’t have any friends in school, high school or college and of course I wouldn’t break the tradition even if I knew how to

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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Keep it going strong!

whatisallthis ,

This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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Oops, sorry mate.

miked ,

This hits me in the feels.

PugJesus ,
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Oh. It's me.

Thedogspaw ,
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Maury the results are in you are the geek father lady jumps up I told you bitch I told you

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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crowd goes wild

shukufuku ,

At best these are pewter years

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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Best I can do is rusty iron years.

PabloPicasshole ,

Uhhh yes

Creyapnilla ,
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From geek to geek, the transition is complete.

radix ,
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Ocelot ,

I feel personally attacked.

janus2 ,
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I’m In This Photo and I Don’t Like It

c0mbatbag3l OP ,
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Same, bro. Same.

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