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user224 , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?
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Long term storage for emergencies, camping.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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If society collapses and all we have left to eat is canned potato salad, I’m leaving the fallout shelter.

teft ,
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I’d only leave the Vault if I can become a Knight in the Brotherhood of Steel.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Bad news: you get to be one of the Khans.

(Fallout stopped with 2. I will fight you if you say otherwise.)

teft ,
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I’ve only played 4 and watched the show. I really liked Maximus and Paladin Danse. Except when Danse is being racist against Strong.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The show had a lot more to do with the first two games than I expected. Shady Sands and the New California Republic are from them.

Rhynoplaz ,

That president, Tandy, was it? She was a real bitch.

user224 ,
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It may not be that bad, and it’s probably just as healthy as all the other junk we eat. The only way to tell is if you… try it.

But I probably have no right to comment on this. I just ate dry ramen a few minutes ago.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Dry ramen is a whole thing. I can see the appeal of it as a weird form of crunchy snack, But you have stuff like this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6d3aa782-aa50-4818-b49e-d07a04c91a5c.png

And I admit, I really don’t get it.

Willy ,

I see you just trashing all kinds of tasty food here and then I realized who you are. lol. Makes sense now. Hope your doing better.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Haha, sadly still not eating, but I can still appreciate (or not appreciate) the concepts.

Tasty food to me is often something from India or China… really almost anywhere in Asia. But dry ramen isn’t really a thing in Japan, is it?

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Wait, people eat uncooked ramen noodles? That sounds vile, even without it being a ludicrous replacement for bread on a sandwich.

Cheradenine ,

so, good news, we have enough canned potato salad for the next year. Um, I’m going to check to radiation levels outside. Don’t you want a Geiger counter? Naw, I’m good

atocci , (edited ) to memes in The likes the upvotes

I’m honored any time a comment passes 10

Edit: I wake up and I am honored

kosanovskiy ,

This man is a hero. Cherish him.

Varven OP ,
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We shall cherish him to the very end

Baku ,

'tis the highest honour

fsxylo , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped

Pictured: Batman beating his woman.

KingJalopy , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.

Any of you ever read BuyMortv How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona?

It’s a great series, albeit very weird, but clippy is a character and it’s fantastic.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/62607307-buymort

Check it out if you like dungeon crawler Carl or anything similar, it’s great.

Assman , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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Enough to make my son one sandwich

paysrenttobirds , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

So ten years ago visiting I was told about this earlier race of redheaded people as archaeological theory based on incomplete evidence, but like something that was an active question. But now the story is very different and I guess the government has officially acknowledged that it was just a way to undermine the Maori treaties and reparations.

CaptSatelliteJack , to cat in Work well spent

Holy shit that cat is huge

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

That fox should watch itself on Lemmy.

nifty OP ,
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It’s full time watching the void, poor sucker

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.
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Clippy is that pervert at the end of a Las Vegas bar just waiting to to be slimy.
Go away Clippy and take your AI wing man with you.

Alpha71 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Sadly, I won’t be eating there much anymore, as they have discontinued the 2 for 1 deal they used to have on whoppers. It was pretty much the only reason I went there anymore.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I tried their Impossible Whopper once hoping it would entice me to go there, but it was so ridiculously salty that I never went back. Also, their fries have always sucked.

5redie8 ,

Yeah they’re hit or miss, but you gotta trust me when it’s good it’s GOOD. Those things are a godsend

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Looks like they’re over $6 today. Way too much for a hit-or-miss item. It sucks because I really want fast food places to offer more plant-based options. The Subway veggie patty used to be pretty good, but I haven’t had it in quite some time.

5redie8 ,

Ugh tell me about it, it’s like $12 for the combo. Don’t get it nearly as much as I used to.

That veggie patty is absolutely incredible but this is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone else mention it! No matter which subway I order it from it seems like there’s a 50/50 shot of them actually having it, I guess it’s not popular enough for anyone to notice :( Always gives me a post lunch crash for the ages tho hahaha

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yeah, most people don’t know it exists and sometimes Subway employees get confused if you ask for it, but it’s surprisingly good for a veggie patty. Better than stuff like Morningstar Farms or Boca burgers.

RiQuY , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

Not the official account, but still funny.

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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What store is carrying these awesome Peanut Butter Steak Fillets? I cannot wait to break out the BBQ!

roguetrick , to cat in Work well spent

Hardwood (birch maybe?) 2x2s. Not because the cat’s weight requires it. It’s just deserves hardwood.

WhyFlip , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Looks like my fuck tube.

greencactus , to memes in Wha..?

That’s it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

Zier ,
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Without a receipt we can't help you.

shneancy ,

does a birth certificate count?

EABOD25 ,

We only accept voter registration cards

Zier ,
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An actual cash register receipt is required.

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