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cogitase , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
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krnl386 , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@krnl386@lemmy.ca avatar

Well, as a feminist, I’m choosing the wolves.

viking , to cat in Biker gang
@viking@infosec.pub avatar

Indonesia?

norimee ,

I thought Thailand at first, but could be Vietnam as well. Definitely SEA.

poVoq ,
@poVoq@slrpnk.net avatar

The well tended sidewalks make me guess Singapore, but not sure they allow cats running around like that.

randint ,
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I feel like this is Taiwan. The huge amount of motorcycles, the vibes the buildings give off, the green doorplates… I also found a few articles from Taiwanese websites when I reverse-image-searched this. One of those articles also mentioned that somebody shared this image on a Taiwanese Facebook (eww) forum.

nonfuinoncuro ,

where’s that super fast geoguessr guy when you need him

childOfMagenta ,

I’m not fast but this looks like Taiwan indeed (compare with the pole in the upper left of the picture).

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s Rainbolt when you need him

Skua , to cooking in Focaccia fail - TIL fresh garlic kills yeast

Well as far as baking failures go, that was probably still a pretty tasty one

But yeah, best way to load butter on to a bread thing is to put the garlic in a bunch of melted butter. It's focaccia, it was gonna be unhealthy anyway

mick OP ,

Yes, learned now that we could’ve sautéed the garlic in olive oil or butter and then spread that mixture on top of the dough just prior to baking.

It was edible and we ate half of it but the oily texture became a turn off after awhile.

Skua ,

Good luck to your daughter with the next loaf! I hope it hasn't put her off

Wakarimasen , to lemmyshitpost in Picture puzzle
@Wakarimasen@pawb.social avatar

Okay got it: Ding Dong => D-in-G D-on-G

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

goddamnit, I thought it was the notes the doors use to make the ding dong sound.

source: hobby “musician” with really shitty relative pitch training

BudgetBandit ,

This took me way longer than I wanted it to take.

gofsckyourself ,

D-in-G D-over-G

Pregnenolone ,

DwithinG DoverG

Reverendender , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻

What’s the mushroom batter recipe?

deepdivedylan OP ,
@deepdivedylan@lemmy.world avatar

We used this recipe. It was brilliant!

Fiivemacs , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

That’s garlic

z00s , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

You mean slaves?

Cheradenine , to cooking in Focaccia fail - TIL fresh garlic kills yeast

You can use fresh garlic, but only up to a point.

When I do it I’m going to use a long cold ferment. A few days long.

If you want to use it fresh you can peel and blanch it, or leave it in its skin and and put it in a hot dry pan like you do for some Mexican salsas. It will change the flavor though, you won’t have that garlic bite.

You can also try slicing it, since that breaks fewer cells.

mick OP ,

I’ll have to look up how to ferment garlic. She minced the garlic and then added it to the dough before the second rise.

Thanks for the tips.

Cheradenine ,

Sorry, I was unclear there. By ferment I was referring to letting the dough have a long time to ferment.

You can of course ferment garlic, like you do in kimchi.

Mellow12 , to lemmyshitpost in dumbass

As long as we’re taking the “high road” and kicking someone in the gut for the way they look could someone link to who this is and what they said?

Guntrigger ,

That’s known pedophile Matt Gaetz

Thorny_Insight , (edited )

Pedophilia means attraction to children 13 years old or younger.

Captainvaqina ,

How about underage teen sex trafficker, does that work better for you?

Thorny_Insight ,

According to that wikipedia page he has not been convicted of that either so alleged underage sex trafficker.

Passerby6497 ,

I’m not the news, so I’ll keep saying “underage sex trafficker Matt ‘Pizza’ Gaetz”.

I’m under no obligation to give this piece of dog shit any benefit of the doubt. Though, it may be more accurate to call him a connoisseur of underage prostitutes because he paid a trafficker instead of trafficking the girl directly. Or maybe ‘benefactor to teen sex traffickers’ would work as well

Thorny_Insight ,

You do you.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Meanwhile, known pedophile Matt Gaetz will continue to do children and get away with it.

Thorny_Insight ,

13 to 19 are teenagers. You can dislike him all you want, it still doesn’t make him a pedophile.

psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.

Source

Rai ,

Are you really out here “um akshully ephebophile”-ing? I hope kids stay away from you.

Thorny_Insight ,

All I care about is the truth. Not liking someone doesn’t justify spreading misinformation.

StupidBrotherInLaw ,

So if they instead said “known ephebophile Matt Gaetz will continue to do children and get away with it”, you’d just be like “well done, carry on”?

Add this comment to the huge list of shit I would never expect to ever say or type.

Edit: linked up definition of children highlighting that teenagers are generally considered to be children.

Thorny_Insight ,

Well, he’d still be an alleged one since he hasn’t been convicted, but yeah, there would be nothing else I’d take issue with in that. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of the guy before, so I’ve got no partisan motivation here. “Pedophile,” like “Nazi,” is just such an extreme accusation to make against someone that I immediately assume people are being dishonest when applying these labels, and that turned out to be the case here as well. He’s already been suspected of sex trafficking minors, or at least being involved with it. I don’t see the need to lie about additional charges.

Chef_Boyardee ,

Go away, Matt.

Captainvaqina ,

Right, he was protected by the gop mafia - so you are pedantically correct, he was not convicted, conveniently.

But we all know the truth. All of us who are paying attention, that is.

pyre ,

woohoo! found a genuine “it’s ephebophilia actually” in the wild!

StupidBrotherInLaw , (edited )

Dammit, I missed it! Nice response time by the mods, though.

Edit: I’m wrong, they’re still ephebo’ing strong below.

FlyingSquid ,
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This is really not the time or place to make that argument.

rekabis ,

Yeah. As much as I love to be accurate and pedantic, even I don’t touch this subject with a dirty barge pole.

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s (to be pedantic, statutory) rape regardless. Which is the point.

marx2k ,

Here we go

Lyricism6055 ,

Was it proven? Just wondering.

Serinus ,

Only because it’s already on my clipboard.

People talk about hard work all the time in places like Middletown. You can walk through a town where 30 percent of the young men work fewer than twenty hours a week and find not a single person aware of his own laziness.

  • JD Vance

He thinks rural people are poor because they don’t want to work.

SkunkWorkz ,

The person in the photo is not Vance though. It’s that pedo Gaetz

Serinus ,

My bad. Thanks for the correction.

They’re both pretty terrible.

explodicle ,

I imagine 30% of the young men reading books and volunteering the rest of the time.

robocall OP ,
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It’s not necessarily a kick in the gut. Merely an observation that he resembles butthead.

Akasazh , (edited )
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Sir, this is a Dennies shitpost

southsamurai , to cooking in Focaccia fail - TIL fresh garlic kills yeast
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Key is to slice it with a very sharp and thin knife. Think almond sliver thickness. The amount of allicin (and wouldn’t it be awesome if your daughter’s name was Allison lol) released will be minor, thus not killing off the yeast except right against the garlic.

You can also rinse the slivers and let them dry, which helps as well.

You can even do minced if you rinse and dry, but then you don’t get the garlic flavor as much, what with more of the good stuff being released and lost.

But, yeah, most people push slivers into the dough right before baking, at least that I’ve ever seen. When it’s used in the dough, it’s usually roasted garlic rather than fresh. Again, that’s based on what I’ve run across.

mick OP ,

I’ll let her know to try that next time. Thanks.

Maeve , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻

I couldn't decide because of white bread and Tecate. Upvoted because the bread is toasted and Tecate. Not bad cheap beer.

Cheradenine , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻

So is it 🐱 bacon or something?

over_clox ,

😹

deepdivedylan OP ,
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🙀

drsilverworm ,

I assume the 😺 is a reference to the boardgames in the background

over_clox , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻

I agree, this is food 👍

ClockNimble , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

I’ve been meaning to get into Linux, I’ll have to solo 13 wolves another day ;(

Blisterexe ,

Do you want advice on switching? Not to be the guy in the meme i just dont have enything to do rn

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