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CaptainSpaceman , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Is this the squidbillies hat?

MrJameGumb ,
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Possibly. He wears a different one in every episode.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices
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That Teletubby has seen some shit

TheImpressiveX , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"
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Oh, that’s Comissioner Jim Gordon.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yes, he apparently drives around in a car with his name and face on the side.

altima_neo ,
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I mean doesn’t every police commissioner have livery of themselves?

ScruffyDucky , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

You say thank you grandma because she did her best

imPastaSyndrome , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

#2 is because anyone who feels this way is also a mentally ill, bpd with daddy issues

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) to programmerhumor in Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

GIF is really terrible as a video format. You can upload actual video with sound on Lemmy (most instances use a 20MB, 900-frame limit, also server-side ffmpeg often times out) or Pixelfed (15MB, unknown frame limit).

Yes, I know you didn’t bother to use an AI or commission an artist to sing the new lyrics but you could mux in an instrumental version (or heck, even just leave the original) for me and others who may remember the melody from the radio but don’t associate it with the music video.

isaaclyman OP ,

True as that may be, I know how to add subtitles to a GIF from YouTube in 10 minutes or less. I don’t know how to do that to a video.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

GIF from YouTube

YouTube doesn’t provide GIFs. It provides videos. Conversion to GIF is an unnecessary step. Use yt-dlp, Aegisub and ffmpeg for a FOSS way of downloading a video, trimming it and burning subtitles into it.

isaaclyman OP ,

Please don’t make me work hard for my memes

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

It’s really not any harder than what you are currently doing. You’d just use a more reasonable video codec. But you do you, it’s not that bad.

thesmokingman ,

The correct way to get someone to move to FOSS is to show them how to do it, not tell them it exists. OP already said they can do the YouTube -> captioned gif in 10min so you need to provide a simple tutorial that identifies the tools to use, how to set them up, and how to create a workflow to achieve the goal of some format with captions in under 10min.

Notice how I explained what was wrong and how to do it? That’s what’s missing from most “you need to use FOSS” posts, including yours.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

I thought the average !programminghumor user is already FOSSpilled. Of course you don’t have to use the FOSS tools but they are convenient enough to be able to make this in 10 minutes.

Anyway, the relevant commands are


<span style="color:#323232;">yt-dlp -f </span><span style="color:#183691;">"bv*[height<=480]+ba"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> --no-mtime --convert-subs srt --write-sub https://www.youtube.com/watch</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">?</span><span style="color:#323232;">v=9SOryJvTAGs
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># aegisub needs srt; we don't need above 480p
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">aegisub </span><span style="color:#183691;">"The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video) [9SOryJvTAGs].en.srt"
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># now go rewrite appropriate lines in gui, apply style and save as "LoveShack.ass"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">ffmpeg -i </span><span style="color:#183691;">"The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video) [9SOryJvTAGs].mp4"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -filter_complex </span><span style="color:#183691;">"[0:v]subtitles=LoveShack.ass[s];[s]crop=w=640[f]"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -map </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">[</span><span style="color:#323232;">f</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">]</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -map 0:a -ss 49 -t 21 -acodec aac -vcodec libx265 -crf 20 crowdstrike.mp4
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># crf 20 for generously high quality because file size is small anyway
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># or for Lemmy upload (no sound, WebM to prevent encoding...
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># ...and subsequent ffmpeg timeout errors; my instance limits uploads to 10 MiB)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">ffmpeg -i </span><span style="color:#183691;">"The B-52's - Love Shack (Official Music Video) [9SOryJvTAGs].mp4"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -filter_complex </span><span style="color:#183691;">"[0:v]subtitles=LoveShack.ass[s];[s]crop=w=ih/3*4[f]"</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -map </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">[</span><span style="color:#323232;">f</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">]</span><span style="color:#323232;"> -ss 49.5 -t 21 -vcodec vp9 crowdstrike.webm
</span><span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># note that Lemmy instances limit videos to 900 frames (usually 30 s) by default
</span>

https://pixelfed.de/storage/m/_v2/714119237539833881/3781ba7d4-1bb9dc/mdpKYV9r1rCo/3ID52l5idi5wA03eMVFTTTIjtXNSdAS0M9AZZk4G.mp4

I didn’t bother recreating your subtitle and cut timing but I did crop the video to 4:3. The frame rate is doubled and so is the apparent resolution, while the file size is 6x smaller; the Lemmy version is also about 6x smaller but I went for low-bitrate 720p:

https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/ba78ecc1-12ae-4df7-8246-6229679f9142.webm

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
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Bulbasaur I choose you

Ravi ,

Sooo you say there is a third one?

RizzRustbolt ,

Vote Spinda, no matter what.

TychoQuad , to pics in [OC] Puffins taken on Shetland Islands

Those are some mighty weird looking Porgs.

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

That’s me every Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday…

Bahnd ,

Could never get the hang of thursdays either.

WeLoveCastingSpellz , to games in My wacky Stanly Parable-inspored game called DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON (To Delete The Multiverse) finally reached 5000+ wishlists today!

congrats. Can’t wait to try it :)

Road_Warrior_10 OP ,

Thank you for your trust! :)

moosetwin , to games in My wacky Stanly Parable-inspored game called DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON (To Delete The Multiverse) finally reached 5000+ wishlists today!
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Were you inspired to make your game by any of these? they seem similar:

paragraph where I tried to remember the name of dude stopI started writing this comment to ask about a specific itch.io or gamejolt game, but I can’t remember the title, it was a downloadable point and click game similar to There Is No Game, it had a narrator, several trophies that the narrator would give you, (including bad ones for disobeying the narrator) and I think a demo. I remember it being popular around the time of the original There Is No Game and

Road_Warrior_10 OP ,

No, main insperations where Stanley Parable, Portal and Watch Paint Dry (A Half-Life 2) mod. Out of these I’m a big fan of Firewatch and Superliminal

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays
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NO! DON’T FUCK OFF

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices
ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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spittingimage , to pics in [OC] Cows
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Those are definitely cows. I know by my experience.

MentalEdge , to lemmyshitpost in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome
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DO NOT ASK ABOUT HOW TO WATCH FATE/MONOGATARI

Godort ,

Fate is pretty easy nowadays. Just start with literally any series made after 2011. They’re all self contained stories that explain the premise within the first few episodes.

We’re a long way from the old days where you had to read the VN if you wanted to have any idea about what was going on in the UBW movie.

rockerface ,

Literally just watch Monogatari in release order. It’s out of chronological order on purpose

Even_Adder ,

When am I supposed to play Melty Blood?

jacecomix ,

Any time is fine, as long as you’re in a bathroom, a stairwell, or the woods.

Even_Adder ,

Any place is a good place for laptop grand finals.

Sabata11792 ,

I had a watch guide scare me off of Fate.

MentalEdge ,
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Just start with Zero. It’s a prequel that lays out the narrative devices of the series while being a pretty neat story in itself.

msage ,

But after watching Zero anything else from Fate is just weird.

Like adults murdering each other with magic and famous people makes some sort of sense. Kids doing that is just… stupid. I tried the Stay/Night, UBW many times, and it just doesn’t hit anywhere near as well as the Zero did.

I’m just going to pleasure myself with this fish.

MentalEdge ,
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To be fair, the Holy Grail War in Zero is the last one that was kind of played by the rules, and it never properly concludes.

The events of the main routes all depict the fallout of the Holy Grail War going to complete shit, as it starts back up off-schedule.

Pregnenolone ,

I’ve never watched it: I just read the hentai doujins. It gave me a better idea of the story.

corus_kt ,

Monogatari was much harder for me to keep track of IMO, Fate content you can start off with most of what’s available (vanilla Fate, Zero, Extra, Samurai Remnant, Prisma, Grand Order). I’d only not recommend Hollow Ataraxia or Apocrypha first.

Where typemoon is concerned, Kara no Kyoukai is more headache inducing

angstylittlecatboy ,

Fate is only difficult for people who are adamant about watching adaptations. And even though I do think the UBW anime at least reaches the threshold of “good,” it’s still inferior.

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