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casmael , to pics in [OC] Cows

Very nice 🐮 🐮

Emmy , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Option number 2 is the redtext but a dude.

Apytele , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine

If you leave the salt out the oil will allow you to rub the muscle deeply and promote fresh bloodflow full of oxygen and nutrients to the area to help it repair itself without irritating the skin with the friction. Also do some research into “comedogenicity” and try out some oils that are less likely to clog your pores to see what works best for your skin. I’ve personally had the most luck with Argan oil but every body is different. If you leave the salt in you can get a good exfoliation going so maybe save that for your feet.

variants ,

Could I just inject oxygen for immediate relief

Apytele ,

If you wanna risk an embolism, but you’re unlikely to hit a vessel meaning it’ll probably just hurt really bad.

LogicalDrivel ,
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So what your saying is use liquid Oxygen then, got it.

fushuan ,

So use actual massage oils instead of olive oil, or hot pomades.

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation

I can hardly notice th damn bird. I’m way more concerned about the angle of this shot. Do you have severe torticollis or a really bad hip?

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine
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If you’re leaving out maple syrup, you’re really missing out on added stickiness.

HubertManne , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......

BarbecueCowboy ,

I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.

HubertManne ,

I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.

BluesF , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel

Ah, good ol’ TEXTJOIN. I’ve used excel to write M before when I couldn’t figure out a way to do something concisely but I also couldn’t be bothered to write it out by hand. In hindsight, I was a shit programmer, but I’m at least good enough now that I can see how shit I was then!

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine

I want tattoo of his name right here!

oo1 , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

ate the onion

wjrii , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I’ve seen worse.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.

wjrii ,
FlyingSquid OP ,
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Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he’s probably seized a few from various Rogues’ Gallery henchmen.

en1gma , to lemmyshitpost in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Two chicks at the same time!

AlexWIWA , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Ended up with 1. 2 just isn’t worth it. Every time they went crazy

prof ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

I’ll take my mentally stable wife scrolling Instagram stuff daily over my nutcase ex that I could game with.

AlexWIWA ,

100%. And it’s not like she won’t occasionally game anyway.

EnderMB , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Please tell me that you’re going to eat it…

kerrigan778 , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

And girl #1 in this scenario is supposed to be a girl who has her shit together and wants to go out with a guy who is on 4chan and who she doesn’t really share any common interests with? Doubt…

NeatNit , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.

Assman ,
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They already know how to do those things, right boys!?

I’m sorry

Maggoty ,

I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.

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