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StThicket , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Hell means luck in Norse.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).

generic_computers , to assholedesign in Dropbox now requires login to download a shared file

I hate when websites have “Apple” as their only third party login option. CloudFlare does this too.

Is it really that hard to add Google or others as well? Heck just use like Auth0 and you can add whatever logins you want without having to do much.

LodeMike OP ,

So don’t use it

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png

mechoman444 ,

My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

FiniteBanjo ,

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

Thcdenton ,
FiniteBanjo ,

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

Thcdenton ,

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

FiniteBanjo ,

You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

Thcdenton ,
captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

toomanypancakes , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

variants , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

ampedwolfman , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

TexasDrunk , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

xorollo ,

And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?

TexasDrunk ,

No word yet.

TexasDrunk ,

He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.

xorollo ,

Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

TexasDrunk ,

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

cosmicrookie , to assholedesign in Dropbox now requires login to download a shared file
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t this a requirement that the sharer decides?

LodeMike OP ,

Is it?

TheFresh16 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

As a transfem enby fighting with insurance in the US South, I’ll give Tit Loans a whirl

linkinkampf19 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.

Viking_Hippie ,

Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Only if it’s the BFG9000.

ramius345 ,
linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.

iamjackflack ,

Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.

iamjackflack ,

Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

memory=entryrrrr////// triggered

Dasus , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Those are like K or L cups lol.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Viking_Hippie ,

Last time I send you bra shopping!

Siegfried ,

I wouldn’t ask for a banana for scale here

MHanak , to lemmyshitpost in They got him now
  1. I’d appriciate not being showered with news of american politics in every single corner of the internet
  2. Bro bit the onion
simple , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

Etterra ,

Potassium vaccines.

roguetrick , (edited )

Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.

Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.

gnutrino ,

Dice, obviously.

Frozengyro ,

You can only get one though.

pacmondo ,

Its just german, it says “The Mart”

Viking_Hippie ,

Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55d2dcd3-6a86-47a1-977a-25e79a96a05b.jpeg

errer ,

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

Viking_Hippie ,

Natürlich!

Etterra ,

Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

CptEnder , to greentext in Anon saves his virginity

Fake: you’re

Gay: dude probably prefers dudes, which is awesome. Hope he’s gettin infinity dickens.

Chewmungus ,

TIL if you don’t lose your virginity heterosexually by 17 then you’re probably gay, which is still awesome

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Or maybe he’s just 17. Like, sure lots of people are fucking by then, but maybe he wants to do it with someone he’s emotionally attached to, and hasn’t found someone he’s compatible with and mutually interested in.

Or maybe just ace.

Like, it’s not like it’s weird to not have had sex before 17. When I was 17 I was very much bisexual (still am), but I wouldn’t have fucked someone that my friends just payed to fuck me.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I don’t think it’s even that complicated…

Western society says men need an excuse to turn down sex. That it has to be a matter of attraction or morals or something

You can just not be feeling it. There doesn’t have to be a reason

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