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ceenote , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.

Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.

Godric , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

God I hate how Poe’s law is true.

Godric ,

God I hate how Poe’s Law is true. Some fucking brainstarved NeoNazi is going to download this and post it as truth on their “Whyte Priiiide” website and get a gorillion updongles from people believing it must be true, because they accept da joos doing anything as gospel truth.

andrewth09 , to lemmyshitpost in Yes

Communism is when Mexico.

lugal ,

Mexico didn’t build a wall. The Eastern Block did in the cold war. Think the Berlin Wall

andrewth09 ,

Both the US and Mexico are capitalist democracies. The meme implies that Capitalists built a wall to keep Communists out.

It’s an awkward meme that doesn’t make much sense.

lugal ,

It doesn’t imply that. It says that (some) capitalist states build walls to keep refugees out (like the US and in a way the EU) while (some) communist states build walls to keep (potential) refugees in (like the GDR)

Muehe ,

Agreed. And the (probably unintended) irony is that the Berlin Wall was ostensibly built in order to keep the capitalists out. Be careful what you wish for, especially when it’s a wall. They work both ways.

lugal ,

You don’t really believe the propaganda of the “Antifaschistischer Schutzwall”. The wall was always to keep GDR citizens in.
Nobody ever had the intention to keep capitalists out.

Muehe ,

Just highlighting the propaganda for those unfamiliar with it. Seemed à propos.

realitista ,

It never implied the wall was specifically for communists.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
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Mexico has lower democracy index, so the point still holds. People trying to move from less democratic country to more democratic one.

JustUseMint , to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Jesus Christ the thought of deep frying a lithium ion battery

WarmSoda ,

Right? This is so stupid. Everyone knows you have to leave it plugged in while frying it.

Bakkoda ,

Excuse me but some of us are electron intolerant or positive charge sensitive. Please remember we exist.

andrew ,
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I mean to be fair, we mentally fill in blanks with just four pictures that might be misleading. Maybe someone egged an iPhone then egged, breaded, and deep fried an appropriately sized block of spam.

ICastFist , to mildlyinfuriating in Chinese AI - Double Standards
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Bias? In my AI Model? It’s more likely than you think It’s just your imagination, citizen, now go back to work

NegativeLookBehind , to cat in Shelves
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Your cat display case is looking fantastic

zfr OP ,

tyty

IWantToFuckSpez , to mildlyinfuriating in Chinese AI - Double Standards

Call it a 426. It’s Taiwanese number slang for “fucking mainlander”

Jode ,

Can you explain the context lol that’s hilarious to me for some reason

AngryCommieKender ,

Dunno about the 26 part, but 4 is unlucky in Chinese culture as the character looks a bit like the character for the word “death” in Mandarin.

Natanael ,

Most of them originate from similar pronunciation

Omega_Haxors , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Flippers are scum.

OhStopYellingAtMe , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information
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More like Can’tarctica, am I right?

Honytawk , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Now make one where Taylor is wearing planes as shoes to get around her house

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Spitzspot , to memes in Funny guy indeed
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Millions of Ukrainians starved to death when the Soviet Union invaded in 1917.

Secret_smurf OP ,
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Millions

[X] Doubt

HikingVet ,

A vatnik who denies reality… not very surprising.

cuchilloc ,

Millions of people face starvation every single day, there is no single responsible person, but a combo of worldwide negligence. Yet we still laugh at memes on the internet . The whole point of a meme is not to take things too seriously.

Spitzspot ,
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Slava Ukrain!

ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in Uncanny

More like I-da-hoe

Branch_Ranch ,

I know you are!

EdibleFriend , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Can my move my hand? It wont be much. Or long.

edit-well…now this is a beg forgiveness instead of asking permission kind of thing.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Perfect. Here, it’s done:

https://i.imgflip.com/12lsib.jpg

Macaroni_ninja , to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
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Amazing, so you just prompt the exact explanation of a joke and AI can generate it?! How convenient and easy to understand! Thanks!

Prunebutt ,

When people ask me why AI generated memes are creatively bankrupt, this post is what I’m gonna show them.

ignotum ,

Isn’t low effort AI memes like the pinnacle of shitposting? All the stupid stuff noone could be arsed to make before is now a couple of clicks away

Anyways here’s an all-natural, organically grown, locally sourced shitpost, just for you:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6873734e-7d79-462b-b731-b91b181608b8.jpeg

Prunebutt ,

I still think that “traditional” shitposting has a creative process to it.

ignotum ,

Traditional:

  1. Think of shitpost
  2. Photoshop shitpost
  3. Profit

With AI:

  1. Think of shitpost
  2. Generate shitpost image
  3. Profit
Prunebutt ,

Why not cut the middle man and just post the prompt?

ignotum ,

A man with an exaggerated laughing-crying emoji pasted over his head, a bunch of 👌’s pasted everywhere, and then deepfried

I don’t want to go through a middle man so please make that in photoshop, and then look at it

Wow, yeah, not doing any work whatsoever is so much better, i’m sure that’ll take off

Prunebutt ,

About as much creativity on display as feeding the prompt to an AI. Be cynical as much as you want: even shitpost enjoyers get bored if you’re not creative.

ignotum ,

That’s why i’m not making shitposts

Aren’t you being cynical, that people aren’t capable of a shred of creativity if they use AI to make posts?

If i had made my idea above and posted it, it would (and should) get downvoted and fade away into obscurity, regardless of whether i used AI or photoshop to make it

Prunebutt ,

Aren’t you being cynical, that people aren’t capable of a shred of creativity if they use AI to make posts?

I’ve yet to see an AI generated meme that had any creative merit bigger than what I described. Just look at the original post! That’s exactly what I’m talking about.

People think of something that could be funny, if they did the legwork and put some creative effort into it. But then, they simply ask the AI to do the hard part and post it.

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

Kalkaline ,

More if you have Wilson’s Disease

paddirn ,

Get to work, crackheads

misterundercoat ,

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities… thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of succesful human trasmutation.

prayer ,

saltpeter:100g

So we can make explosives out of humans? Oh boy.

Asidonhopo ,

I believe this is a minor plot point in Fight Club

quigat ,

<span style="color:#323232;">These are the Things that Make a Man
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Iron enough to make a nail,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lime enough to paint a wall,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Water enough to drown a dog,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Potash enough to wash a shirt,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Gold enough to buy a bean,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Silver enough to coat a pin,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lead enough to ballast a bird,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Phosphor enough to light the town,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Poison enough to kill a cow,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Strength enough to build a home,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Time enough to hold a child,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Love enough to break a heart.
</span>

Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

PeterPoopshit ,

If I’m ever a crackhead I’m stealing everyone’s pee.

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