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lmaydev ,

I had a friend at uni who was a wandering drunk pisser. It was incredibly shit haha

Notable ones I remember are in my wardrobe and on my other friends laptop

RecluseRamble ,

Believable. Someone I knew had white floorstanding speakers. Once, wasted, he mistook them for the toilet and puked on them.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Go on. What colour are the speakers.

Iheartcheese ,
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE AND PISSING IN FRIDGES

midnight_puker ,
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Once I got so drunk that I opened up my closet and pissed into my laundry hamper.

MattWalsh OP , (edited )
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I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708

Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

polonius-rex ,

how did they know the light turned off when they closed the door if the door was clsoed

Skipcast ,

Because it’s no longer lighting up the room

andrew_bidlaw ,
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🤯

cmder ,

I love the fact they posted in food & cooking :D

bionicjoey ,

It’s relevant because fridge 😂

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