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wowwoweowza , to memes in Crazy fact

Listen — I’m just trying to get things straight. Isn’t this the very definition of a Shitpost?

TheBat ,
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dessalines ,

His reaction looks like he’s getting interviewed by Dr. Steve Brule.

wowwoweowza ,

Thought so. There’s a good Shitpost community here in Lemmy.

machinaeZER0 ,

I’ve never seen this before but it’s immediately one of my favorite gifs of all time

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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  • wowwoweowza ,

    You’re the only one who gets it.

    The_Helmet_Stays_On , to memes in Crazy fact

    He’s a madman

    Feathercrown , to memes in Democracy

    Is this like astroturfing or do people actually think us oil memes are funny

    HedonismB0t ,

    It’s an 18 hour old troll account.

    Octopus1348 ,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    He is pumping out so much that I literally saw 2 of his posts next to each other.

    InfiniWheel ,

    I have like 4 of them on a row on my frontpage

    Zerush , to memes in Crazy fact
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    Omega_Haxors ,

    “Yeah we’re going to need to do that take again”

    auf ,
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    cruel

    mononomi , to memes in Lunch time

    OP is having an oil meme streak or what

    scrubbles ,
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    Yeah these would be really good memes if they spread them out over time. Throwing them all at us in 5 minutes just annoys me

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe someone stole op’s oil and now he can’t have his fries.

    JoYo ,
    @JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

    oh good point, a block will solve the spam in this case.

    LesserAbe ,

    Yeah I’m ban shy but just now was asking myself if this is the same person again

    jaybone , to memes in Lunch time

    When the recipe calls for a stale yolk.

    dudinax , to memes in Honestly

    Also Europe:

    “Let’s do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent.”

    “No, because it would help France.”

    verstra ,

    Haha sounds about right!

    Is this based on actual event or is it a general joke?

    dudinax ,

    A quote I heard from a Greek minister (from memory). “If Germany had a choice between doing the right thing and hurting France, they will hurt France.”

    norgur ,
    @norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    So? Where is Your punchline?

    IWantToFuckSpez , to memes in Honestly

    Are you forgetting how often European nations fell apart and had many civil wars and change of government forms? Don't you remember the Yugoslav Wars? Even the Kingdom of the Netherlands is younger than the United States. The USA has a continuous democracy since 1789

    PopOfAfrica ,

    Hard to call it a continuous democracy when we just has a historically fresh coup attempt.

    Damage ,

    Eh I feel like segregation and suffrage issues are more condemning of this claim

    ricecake ,

    Just for clarity, it’s not a democracy because a coup was attempted? Doesn’t matter that it failed and there was no interruption?

    PopOfAfrica ,

    Im failing to see where it failed. The instigator is currently the GOP frontrunner

    ricecake ,

    Usually a coup is counted as a success if the person executing it takes it remains in power.
    Trump did not remain in power, and the attempt is counted as a failure.

    It’s a clear sign that there’s danger to the democracy, but that doesn’t mean the coup didn’t fail or that the democracy has.
    Hitler took power after a failed coup, but that doesn’t mean that the coup wasn’t a failure, since he didn’t take power as a result of the coup.

    ExLisper , to memes in Honestly

    Give credit where credit is due: US managed to create extremely stable system. So stable it took a bloody war to alter it the only time it was done. So stable it’s now dysfunctional and impossible to fix. So stable it will still be there even after the country dissolves into a dictatorship.

    ShaunaTheDead , (edited ) to memes in Honestly
    @ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

    In most European countries you need a 4 year university degree in criminology to become a cop. They have the same standards for average police officers as we in North America have for Federal law enforcement. So while it's certainly true that some European countries have shitty cops, the ones with stricter barriers to entry have slightly less shitty cops.

    Here's an interactive map although it does seem to be missing a fair bit of data for Europe. The USA has the most abysmal Police training time at just 500 hours of training between being a civilian and being a Police officer.

    edit: lol whoops I never actually posted the link earlier. Here it is: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/police-training-requirements-by-country

    maynarkh ,

    between being a civilian and being a Police officer

    Also, in Europe, police are considered to be a part of civilian society. Here, “civilian” means “not part of the military”. Police officers are civilians.

    verstra ,

    That could be a part of the problem. I consider police to be a respected and trusted role that comes with certain privilegies, like carring an overwhellingly powerful weapon (a hand gun).

    That’s very different from a civilian.

    maynarkh ,

    The point is that they are not a thing unto themselves, they are people hired by the commons to do a job. They have the same rights and responsibilities, they go in front of a civilian judge if they fuck up. Also, as a rule, non-civilians are not permitted to police civilians, at least here. Being a civilian BTW is, and should be, a higher status than not being one, not a way to say “not part of the cool in-group”.

    Airline crews are also in a respected and trusted role and operate machinery that can cause the deaths of hundreds to thousands of people. They even have ranks and stuff. I’ve never heard anyone say airline crews are not civilians.

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    They have the same rights and responsibilities, they go in front of a civilian judge if they fuck up

    Bahahahahhahahahahhahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Do you live under a rock?

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    We don’t all live in the dystopian US.

    DessertStorms ,
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    I consider police to be a respected and trusted

    I hate to assume, but you must be a white man, and if you're not you're really fucking lucky and should read up a little more about how the police actually conduct themselves and what obligation they have to you (hint: none).

    Honytawk ,

    Or … they aren’t part of racist America.

    Not everywhere is the white man supreme. Far from it actually.

    verstra ,

    Yeah, i’m not from USA or even America.

    Obi ,
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    That depends, the gendarmerie in France is part of the military, but there is also regular police which isn’t. European cops aren’t perfect, but it varies a lot by division and country and overall I’d say that your typical every day police you encounter as a normal citizen is fine, they’re usually at least somewhat polite and won’t shoot you or your dog for no reason. Some of them might go on ego trips now and then with some youth or something.

    Where you see more issues is with riot police which is starting to look like a RoboCop army in some countries just smashing into protesters, or some other anti-crime divisions where they act like cowboys and leads to some events where some kids get killed or something like that, but it’s much more rare than in the US.

    In some countries like in the Netherlands they are next level and you basically don’t see them or when you do they’re always super nice and polite, using positive tactics and just generally doing public service work which is what all police should be.

    ricecake ,

    Civilian means varied things in the US.
    The police are civilians, but they’re also not, because they’re law enforcement.

    Legally they’re civilians, but colloquially they’re not, because there’s a vague separation of public service workers from the public.
    Firefighters are the same, because they can also legally order you to do something. You just don’t think about it as much because the fire department isn’t intrinsically fucked up.

    Gork ,

    Hmm. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve really heard of many cases of FBI agents or similar federal agents doing shootings like ordinary cops do.

    Only ones that come to mind are Waco and Ruby Ridge but those occurred decades ago.

    Better education and training would really, really help.

    SnotFlickerman , (edited )
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    No, they just write death threats to people like Martin Luther King, Jr.

    They find mentally unstable people and use undercover agents to convince these people to commit acts of terror, often even giving them the tools to succeed… And then they swoop in to stop the attack and yell to the media “SEE WE SAVED THE DAY AND STOPPED TERRORISM!!” Nevermind that this person would have never been in this position without the FBI’s backing. It’s a lot easier than stopping real terrorism and gets them the budgets they want.

    I mean COINTELPRO, the villification of black panthers, the railroading of Bruce Ivins in the anthrax attacks…

    You must be living under a rock if you think the FBI is any better.

    EDIT: made links inline instead of separated.

    Kecessa ,

    In Quebec it’s three years in college and another half year in police school. Pretty sure that’s the highest standard in North America and it seem we have much less trouble here too…

    Mr_Blott ,

    highest standard in north America

    Uh, not saying much there old chap 😅

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    The quality of the cop is irrelevant when their entire purpose in existing is to serve the rich owning class by oppressing everyone who gets in their way.

    Stop making excuses.

    Honytawk ,

    In developed countries they serve the people instead of just the ruling class. Get out of your country sometime. Not everywhere is as bleak as yours.

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    I wonder where you think I'm from..

    Either way, you're the one who needs to expand their narrow view, not me.. Here are some links I happen to have to hand, feel free to look things up for yourself in your own time (lol, as if..)

    https://mises.org/power-market/police-have-no-duty-protect-you-federal-court-affirms-yet-again

    https://www.enainstitute.org/en/publication/mark-neocleous-capitalism-was-created-by-the-police-power-interview-at-ena-institute/

    ricecake ,

    Well, that’s a product of capitalism not the US. It’s more blatant in the US, but it’s how any capitalist society is organized.

    It’s a structural property of capitalism, not any nations specific implementation of policing.

    CluckN , to memes in Baby oil 🛢️

    Is this a bot? You’ve been posting constantly for 3 hours with a bunch of 2000’s era 240p quality memes.

    Paradachshund ,

    I think OP might be an oil deposit in real life.

    sorhead ,

    Dreaming of some strong Americans to come for him.

    ThePyroPython , to memes in Baby oil 🛢️

    Please sir, I’d like some more pixels.

    stevedidWHAT , to memes in Honestly
    @stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

    Lotta talk after your little Brexit stunt.

    Let’s not throw stones at each other yeah? Wouldn’t that be the proper way to conduct yourself? Or are you no better than Americans in thinking haha my group is the best fuck you…

    fosforus , (edited )

    The way things look around USA, I wouldn’t be hugely surprised if some state tried to secede in the next 10 years. Then again, it wouldn’t be like brexit, because only the poor states in USA are looking to secede… and UK was certainly not a poor state in EU. That’s perhaps why they only shout about it and not do it: they look at the numbers and realize they’d be fucked without the rich states, which are almost entirely blue states.

    Even UK, the richest country in EU, didn’t do brilliantly due to brexit. So in their funny way, they made it quite a lot less likely that any EU country actually wants to leave.

    stevedidWHAT ,
    @stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

    You’ve totally missed my point. But yeah sure here’s a cookie 🍪

    fosforus ,

    A cookie!

    RIP_Cheems , to memes in Lunch time
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    OIL? THAT SHITS MINE!

    BlanK0 , to memes in Very different situations

    The oil memes don’t stop coming 😂😂😂😂

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