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WolfhoundRO , to memes in Primes

2 is the prime supreme

Catweazle , (edited )
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Objects , to memes in 🙃😵💀

My prescriptions cost so much too. Maybe I should just stop taking my antidepressants and see how it rides out. .

FlickOfTheBean ,

“If you spiral into the grave, your cost of living goes down by 100%!” - some jackass at the wsj soon, probably

FinalRemix ,

Just take 'em every other day, as a treat!

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moosetwin ,

what would actually happen if you did do this… say for money reasons

Dirk , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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If you don’t have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

gornar ,
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Great advice with almost no historical downsides, probably!

wintermute_oregon , to memes in 🙃😵💀

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  • raltoid ,

    Stupid article aside, a large filling breakfast being good for you and the whole “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” is a complete and utter lie invented for advertisement.

    npr.org/…/freuds-nephew-and-the-origins-of-public…

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays

    WarmSoda ,

    Advertisement or not, if I eat something for breakfast I’m no longer hungry in the morning.

    raltoid , (edited )

    The point wasn’t to skip breakfast, it was that a big one isn’t necessary. Have a piece of toast, have a giant breakfast or none at all. It’s usually fine to follow your bodies need if you’re hungry or thirsty. It’s just that some people think it’s important to have a big breakfast, which is a untrue. A small refreshing or nurishing one is much better in many cases.

    WarmSoda ,

    Oh absolutely, I agree

    samus12345 ,
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    Joke’s on them, 25% of Americans don’t even eat breakfast.

    FinalRemix ,

    Hey, at least it didn’t outright suggest offing yourself to escape student loan debt like NYT did a couple months back.

    420blazeit69 ,

    It’s so good people have it for dinner

    BonesOfTheMoon , to memes in 🙃😵💀

    “If you want to save money, give up your avocados and lattes. Move into a large beer cooler and make soup out of fallen leaves”-Wall Street Journal’s advice next probably.

    Echo71Niner , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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    No funds? Have you considered refraining from eating as a means of saving money?

    Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

    Think of all the weight you can lose while saving money!

    Cyberwitch_7493 , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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    Maybe fuck that, the stores should take a hit so we can eat.

    Reverendender ,
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    Like, why even have a government, if it can’t feed, clothe, and house the people? Shouldn’t that be priority #1?

    Cyberwitch_7493 ,
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    I agree 100%

    Reverendender ,
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    Cool, maybe we can start a club or something

    Haha , to memes in 🙃😵💀

    Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?

    collegefurtrader ,

    Have you tried not being poor?

    Haha ,

    I try one day then I’m poor again.

    stu , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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    Aside from being tone deaf, I think this is bad advice. Common breakfast foods are fairly cheap comparatively and I’m pretty sure most nutritionists recommend eating something for breakfast to kickstart your metabolism. If I were skipping/reducing a meal, it would be lunch.

    JohnDClay ,

    Hmm, lunch sandwiches are also pretty cheap compared to supper, maybe have lunch for supper then instead?

    UnverifiedAPK ,

    Well that would just make supper dinner then wouldn’t it?

    gornar ,
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    I don’t think they know about supperdinninses, Pip!

    Reverendender ,
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    Have you seen the cost of deli meat lately?

    ikidd ,
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    Gluconeogenesis does that well enough.

    Plenty of people don’t eat breakfast. I’ll be nauseous for the rest of the day if I have anything before noon.

    TheRealKuni ,

    I’m the other way around, due to some of the medication I take. Gotta eat with it or I’ll have terrible stomach pains all morning.

    FinalRemix ,

    Sumaglutide?

    TheRealKuni ,

    lol nah, a medication I’ve been taking most of my life that angers an empty stomach.

    My doctor is making me do weight loss (and diabetes avoidance) the natural way, unfortunately.

    Ubermeisters ,

    Did I just find my people? I thought I was alone. Do I need to look that word up now fuck

    ikidd ,
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    It’s basically your liver (and kidneys) pushing glucose into your bloodstream when you wake up. It’s common across nearly all animals. It seems like if your body gets used to not having food first thing, the morning response becomes stronger, and your body takes longer to shift to glucolysis. Which might explain the nausea part if you aren’t used to eating first thing.

    I stopped eating breakfast when I left home, so I’m pretty locked in to 2 or even 1 meal a day since I can’t be arsed to waste time eating at lunchtime most days anyway. I make up for it with coffee.

    Ubermeisters ,

    Deployment did it for me :( I don’t mind but when I get hungry for lunch now, it’s a more severe hunger.

    Jamie ,
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    I only eat one real meal a day and supplement with light snacks and plenty of fluids. As long as that one meal is something of substance and not say, a ramen packet or something like that, I feel pretty good. There are people that do one meal a day with no other food intake at all, too, but that’s a bit low for me.

    Reverendender ,
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    Wait, my condition has a name?

    Holzkohlen ,

    Best I can do is add some more milk to my coffee.

    unconsciousvoidling , to memes in 🙃😵💀

    nO bOdY iS bUyInG aNytHinG!!!

    MrVilliam ,

    17 industries that millennials are killing; will make you shit in your own mouth in anger!

    HootinNHollerin , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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    I expect everyone to say this when the banks and mega corps want the next bail out…

    Commiunism , to memes in 🙃😵💀

    Humans can live without food for up to 2 months, so to save even more money, just eat food every 1 month and 29 days!

    TwoGems ,
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    You’ll be a billionaire in seconds!

    patomaloqueiro , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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    Skip all meals and save even more!

    Frog-Brawler , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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    I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch's little periodical.

    CollisionResistance , to memes in 🙃😵💀

    To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner

    Vitaly ,
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    Why even bother? Just stop eating

    GreenMario ,

    Next headline:

    are Killing the Food Industry

    "They just eat “woke”

    PithyPolynym ,

    If you eat just after having woke, then that is literally called “breakfast”.

    doublepepperoni ,
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    Just ascend into a being of pure energy

    GarfieldYaoi ,
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    This is what boomers unironically believe.

    grillman:“Don’t like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!”

    doublepepperoni ,
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    I didn’t know all boomers were Mormons

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