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Crashumbc , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

I don’t just to piss you off, yes you …

TopShelfVanilla , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Your life is hard? Add malnourishment and see if that helps.

KaiReeve , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Skip 1 meal to save money

Skip 2 meals to lose weight

Skip all 3 meals and end world hunger

It’s just that simple.

Duamerthrax ,

I think you’re suppose to start a revolution after missing three meals. I think the people on wallstreet forgot that.

figaro , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Haha the poors should just eat less food! Problem solved!

adroidBalloon ,
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especially if we ate the rich instead!

alsaaas , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
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better than the absolutely deranged MM/DD/YYYY and imo the best when it comes to international communication

Ilflish ,

I’ve been told " You don’t say 6th June, do you?" too many times

NotYourSocialWorker ,

The amusing thing is that in Swedish you definitely do. Or actually “6:e juni”.

luciferofastora ,

Germany too

yata ,

Even Americans does as well: “4th of July”.

sunbeam60 ,

In the U.K. we do all the same. Sixth of June.

Eylrid ,

In the US it’s about 50/50 sixth of June and June sixth.

gibs ,

How the fuck does second largest to smallest to largest make any kind of sense?

southsamurai , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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If the article matches the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published.

If the article doesn’t match the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published for using a clickbait title like that.

If the article is published in the wall street journal, fuck everyone involved with that toilet paper disguised as news organization.

some_guy ,

I remember that paper had an article or op-ed on a subject that is close to my heart and my father was a subscriber. When we discussed whatever it said (this was years ago), I was lamenting to him that they had absolutely no idea what they were saying. Completely off base. They’re probably accurate about how to increase existing wealth, but likely not much else.

TwoGems , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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Maybe we should eat billionaires instead

Frittiert ,

I feel quite hungry lately

lco ,
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That can't be sanitary. I mean, who knows what kind of drugs these people take, what kinds of places they have been. People get worried about eating animals that have been given antibiotics, so I can't imagine that billionaire-meat will get approved for human consumption any time soon. We should probably just euthanize the poor souls and recycle the remains... \s

Honytawk ,

We’ll get sick either way, so better to just take the short pain.

Historical_General ,

Turn them into soil. Put them in the ground.

moosetwin ,

I could never eat human meat 😔

TwoGems ,
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True, Elon probably tastes like meth

Kaped , to memes in 🙃😵💀

The US of A is such a claoca maxima, disgusting country.

nostalgicgamerz , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Greatest country in the world

Xttweaponttx , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

It warms my heart to see so many comments in the camp of “I use it everywhere”. Absolutely same here. You are my people.

GamingChairModel ,

You never know when something might need to become a filename, so you might as well just use ISO 8601 for everything.

luciferofastora ,

Together with hh:mm(:ss) for times and +hh:mm for timezones. Don’t make me deal with that 12am/pm bullshit that doesn’t make any sense, and don’t make make me look up just what the time difference is between CEST and IST. Just give me the offsets +02:00 and +05:30, and I can calculate that my local time of 06:55+03:30=10:25 in India.

TheMadnessKing , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

Makes a lot more sense as it gets easy to sort files that way.

mashbooq , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead

Misconduct ,

Foodborne illness 🤢

CurlyMoustache , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
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What? I haven’t been sorting by file names since mid 00s. Every file system I’ve used has the ability to sort by whatever I like

Isoprenoid ,

What if you create a file that has information related to a date that the file wasn’t created on?

For example, you write a report about an event that happened two weeks ago. Now the created and modified metadata is tied to today’s date, not the date two weeks ago.

CurlyMoustache ,
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I usually give file names a human readable name like “report on the event 27.7.1994”. Makes it easier for other people to understand if I need to pass the file on.

For images I keep the original file name when I store it in a database (Capture one/Lightroom/etc) in folders by the year and then month they are taken: 2023 --> 08 and so on. If I eksport images for a specific project, I will keep the original file name but add project name and give it a number based on sequence. Everything else is in the metadata

Cybermass , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Of course this comes from the wall street journal lmao straight propaganda

kameecoding ,

that’s the one Bezos bought?

deathbird ,

Murdoch owns WSJ, Bezos owns The Washington Post.

kameecoding ,

ahh, so worse than I thought, lol

ComradePorkRoll ,

I’m not religious, but I do feel like writing something like this is comparable to selling your soul to the devil. The person who wrote this abandoned their humanity for capitalists and they should be ashamed.

frunch ,

If they had the capacity to feel shame, I don’t think they would have penned that article. Disgusts me how quickly people abandon humanity for a few schillings

nightwatch_admin ,

Not religious, but I do believe the author is pegged by the Mammon for lolz and profit

Duamerthrax ,
TransplantedSconie ,

Lmao what the fucking hell. I hope that guy was let go by whatever college he “teaches” at. I put teaches in quotations because I hope they are drug testing that fucker. He took some flaka or something.

Duamerthrax ,

He was an economics teacher at a private college. He’s entirely on brand for that school.

ubergeek77 ,
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I really thought this was satire until your comment.

Who thought this was a good idea to publish…

jecxjo , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
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I always have written my dates this way. It’s one of those things that always seemed weird to me and then when I realize that only in America do we write our dates MM-DD-YYYY /facepalm

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