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kool_newt , to cat in Don't tell her, but she has put on some weight.

You and me both!

Koof_on_the_Roof , to cat in Don't tell her, but she has put on some weight.

Same earnest stare! 😻

nightwatch_admin , to memes in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.

go memmy <3

mrginger ,
@mrginger@lemmy.world avatar

Love Memmy. It just works so good.

heero_youi ,

Memmy is literally the reason I opted into the fediverse, such a beautiful UX/UI in this app! It feels like a true successor to Apollo.

9488fcea02a9 , to memes in Debian based distro

The worst question from newbies is: “whats the best debian-based distro?”

DEBIAN IS THE BEST DEBIAN-BASED DISTRO. JUST USE DEBIAN

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

It took me 2 years to understand the correct download link

mariusafa ,

Took me longer than expected to realize this.

Froyn , to lemmyshitpost in Who watches these?

https://youtu.be/s8R3EXXlKxg

SNL did it best.

PipedLinkBot ,

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Dark_Blade ,
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This sucked.

XTornado ,

Twitter mirror without geoblocking:

twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1525685207961042945

stergro , to ich_iel in ich_iel

Ich schaue mittlerweile YouTube Shorts und es fühlt sich an wie TikTok für alte Leute, aber wenigstens ist YouTube schon auf meine Sehgewohnheiten trainiert und zeigt mir interessante Sachen. TikToks angeblich so guter Algorithmus gibt mir nur Videos von Männern die schlechte Witze über ihr Beziehungsleben machen. Mitte 30 und in der Provinz wohnend bekomme ich das auch nicht weg trainiert, habe nach drei Tagen aufgegeben.

Samsy OP ,

Danke für deinen Beitrag, hier ist dein automatisch für dich generierter Lacher des Tages:

Mann: Schatz, wollen wir uns ein schönes Wochenende machen? Frau: Klar! Mann: Gut. Wir sehen uns Montag!

PS duröhre kurze gibt es wohl auch auf Gesichtsbuch, denke mal die wollten das tiktok Phänomen ersetzen/nachahmen.

A10 , to lemmy in Someone forked the Infinity for Reddit app and turned it into a Lemmy client
@A10@kerala.party avatar

Posting from infinity, the screenshot got me confused though.

SamsonSeinfelder , to ich_iel in ich_iel

Einfach lach emoji schicken — nie geschaut

XCraftMC , to memes in Twitter ∈ 𝕏

watch elongated muskrat make another app called “y” just for the meme

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

You're thinking way too smart for Elon. He'll have them make S and E.

AceFuzzLord , to memes in Please don't scare them!

God, I wish we used this here. It is such a better system than our system of potholes being measured in washing machines in some parts of the country.

ezmack ,

What you’re too fancy to divide by 25.4 or multiply by .0397?

Frederic , to memes in Please don't scare them!

It’s deca, not deka

StimulatedYorkie , to memes in Please don't scare them!

I’m an American and I approve this message.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Go to sleep!

hglman ,

I just awoke from 21ks of sleep.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

This just made me think, why haven’t those damn commie Europeans with their fancy metric system come up with a better system for measuring time yet?

People like to talk a lot of shit about how subjective the definitions for an inch or a mile are, but I never hear complaints about how a second or an hour are antiquated and based on things that only make sense from an Earth-centric point of view.

I just feel like someone be mad at Americans for still using hours (ugh, trivially decided on the amount of time it takes the Earth to rotate) and not something like the amount of time it takes for 1 kilogram of water to decay via natural radiation when under a vacuum.

By the way, before downvoting, this post is heavy with /s in case it wasn’t obvious.

Edit: I just looked up the formal definition of a second and it is “the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom”.

sin_free_for_00_days ,

It’s all so arbitrary is funny. People get so passionate, but then I’ll bring up,“Why aren’t we using Swatch Time?” Or, why don’t we have 13 months of exactly 28 days (With a bonus vacation day or two)?

They’ll usually fall back on what people are used to or tradition or something that just supports staying on imperial measurements. To be clear, I don’t give a shit what measurement system is used. It’s not like it takes a big brain to figure out what is going on when you travel.

HKayn ,
@HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

This can go even further. Why aren’t we using base 12 numbers, which can be divided much more conveniently?

sin_free_for_00_days ,

I remember watching the Numberphile video on base 12 a few years ago. I thought it was pretty interesting.

PipedLinkBot ,

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some_guy , to memes in Communist parties are banned in Ukraine BTW.

I’m a Leftist who isn’t a Communist. There’s lots of room on the Left.

OceanSoap ,

Yes, lots of us live in reality and don’t try and convince others a utopian society is in any way possible.

BaconIsAVeg ,

The Smurfs were communist… though to be fair there was only 100 of them, and they all had jobs, and enough resources to go around. That one female though…

Cybersteel ,
@Cybersteel@lemmy.ml avatar

In the lore she was created by Gargamel as a trap to lure the Smurf village.

OurToothbrush ,

Siri what is capitalist realism? Also Marxism is literally a materialist ideology, non-marxist leftists generally follow more utopian ideology.

scubbo , to memes in Is it just me, or is there a similarity between them?

I’m no fan of Musk/Twitter, but this is a hell of a reich reach.

aurelian , to greenspace in Bringing some Winter sunshine inside
@aurelian@lemmy.ml avatar

Love the vase, really compliments the flowers.

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you, I have a small collection of them in various sizes, all from opp shops (thrift shops if you’re American).

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