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rotopenguin , to memes in Never seen a Camel walk through the eye of a Needle.
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Shaking hands with St. Peter, slipping him a crisp $20: I think everything’s all set here, don’t you Pete? C’mon, open up those big beautiful pearly gates.

variants ,

You need to keep a good lawyer and a good priest on retainer, to keep you out of jail and out of hell

i.imgur.com/JwuGK8O.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/JwuGK8O.mp4

fl42v , to memes in The three faces of the fediverse

Huh, why would one make up a bird? A reference to the memespiracy theory that birds don’t exist?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

listen here bucko

don’t call it a conspiracy theory

it’s confirmed, just do your research

have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?

yah dint think so

joelfromaus ,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.

Tetsuo ,

This guy birds.

numberfour002 ,

This bird, guys.

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

AAA? Sheesh! How old is that bird? The ones I’ve dealt with all use 10150 lithium.

fl42v ,

Back in the day I used to store a skeleton of one under my bed; twas quite funny when my parents found it. Also, a few of those flew into my face when I was retrieving it. Does that count?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

nice try fed

systemglitch ,

I… I saved a baby birds life a couple years ago. It passed the baby bird Turing test. Squeek squeek.

Viking_Hippie ,

You’ve got it all wrong: it’s an instance dedicated to discussion and advice regarding cosmetics for birds.

dariusj18 ,

This was my first thought. Or just referring to women as “birds”.

JCreazy , to linuxmemes in Backdoors

What did i miss?

luves2spooge ,

OpenSSH backdoor

seaQueue ,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Openssh backdoor via a trojan’ed release of liblzma

everett ,
Bleys , to memes in When people tell you who they are, listen.

Whenever someone pulls out the “dEmOcRaTs WeRe ThE cOnFeDeRaTeS” argument, you know they’re either dumb as fuck or arguing entirely in bad faith. Like bro the parties switched in the 1960s it’s just names at this point.

Anticorp ,

Have you ever wondered why they switched? It’s kind of weird. Right?

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Cause LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act.

weeeeum ,

Saying the parties “switched” is a large oversimplification. But yes, as the Democrats became anti segregation, it had dissatisfied white, racist, voters in the south. Of which Republicans, were all too happy to cater to, thus the “switch”.

Stern , (edited )
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar
1964 Civil Rights Act Senate Version Ayes Democrats Republicans
House 153 of 244 (63%) 136 of 171 (80%)
Senate 46 of 67 (69%) 27 of 33 (82%)
1964 Civil Rights Act Senate Version Ayes Union Confederacy
House 281 of 313 (90%) 8 of 102 (8%)
Senate 72 of 78 (92%) 1 of 22 (5%)
1964 Civil Rights Act Senate Version Ayes Dem/Union Rep/Union Dem/Confed Rep/Confed
House 145 of 152 (95%) 136 of 161 (85%) 8 of 91 (9%) 0 of 11 (0%)
Senate 45 of 46 (98%) 27 of 32 (84%) 1 of 21 (5%) 0 of 1 (0%)

theguardian.com/…/republicans-party-of-civil-righ…

All I’m sayin’

Chewy7324 , to linuxmemes in Please help

After using multiple tiling compositors over the years, I’m pretty much set in how my system works. There’s not much I have to do, except the occasional tweak to keybinds for launching apps, adding some window rule or changing my monitor layout. Those are things I’d have to do on any DE and they don’t take any longer.

Until I need something unexpected not yet set up by me, e.g. switching keyboard layouts. But it’s been a long time since I needed to do any of that. That’s the beauty of config files stored in git: Once it’s set, just forget about it.

Edit: I do agree though, the time it took to arrive where I am is considerable and definitely not something I recommend to others who value their time.

DeaDvey OP ,

I can’t leave something the same for too long or I start to get bored.

beeng ,

If you’re bored, it’s not perfect.

nfsu2 ,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

I agree, using WM is like a using a car, its obviously easier to use something ready out-of-the-box but it does not feel as good as customizing your own. Just like people treat cars as their identity you can do the same in your computer and the fact that in some cases you can achieve better performance in your workflow. To me it is like any investment, if it shaves some little time every day, eventually it will pay off.

tobogganablaze , to lemmyshitpost in Me trying to insert a flash drive at night

USB-C stick 4tw.

bonn2 ,

Until you find out that a usbc plug fits inside a usba port and you can mix them up when reaching around your computer. (Don’t test this on anything that is powered on, I did it on accident once and it triggered my motherboards usb overcurrent failsafe)

vodka ,

Did this (on purpose) to HP laptops we were discarding at work (Elitebook G5) and you kill the entire USB-A part of the machine.

10/10 would HP again

fl42v OP ,

Likely RIP PCH (or the CPU, if those 2 are combined). That’s kinda weird they don’t install protection on USB ports 'cause those are like 20 cents (at least judging by those in my t480). On the other hand, HP’s gonna HP

michael_palmer ,

My cheap AM3 motherboard doesn’t cares about USB short circuts. So it’s HP’s deliberate miscalculation.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

same with my old lenovo laptop, i shorted both the power and data pins literally hundreds of times while tinkering with microcontrollers, and all it did is disable the ports until a reboot

vodka ,

It is definitely HP just being HP.

Other non HP machines we have are just fine if you short the USB-A ports

AtariDump ,

HP = Horrible Product

eco_game ,

Duude I tried blindly plugging in a USB-C at the back of my PC ones, I was like “Aha, gotcha” and then my PC just shut down. First came confusion, then I realized it wiggled left and right. That was incredibly scary, luckily ASRock has good protection circuits so nothing happened.

But I sure as hell haven’t blindly plugged in USB-C since then.

poopsmith , to programmer_humor in You can certainly change it. But should you?
@poopsmith@lemmy.world avatar

If you have a memory-mapped peripheral where there’s a readonly register, I could see it being const volatile.

Not_mikey , to memes in Drive fast Bash Fash

Yes, if rail were so good all the families and normal people who value there lives could take it, meanwhile the interstate could go turn into no speed limit chaos where all the rich people with huge egos and small dicks can crash their Porsches into each other without killing an innocent person whose just trying to get to work.

Oha , to linux in Btw
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  • olutukko ,

    Fetch is fetch

    MigratingtoLemmy ,

    I use a custom script to give me what I need

    autokludge ,
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    governorkeagan ,

    Does this still count?

    https://files.catbox.moe/ys61wn.png

    Sina ,

    No, because you did not enable trim and firewalld by yourself. Also how dare you like Dracut? /s

    Shareni ,
    tpyoman ,
    dumpster_dove , to linux in Btw
    @dumpster_dove@hexbear.net avatar

    While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab

    mr_right ,
    @mr_right@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I got it

    ItsAFake , to linux in Btw

    Yeah because all we really need is something to focus our rage at.

    ReakDuck ,

    Focus the rage at something that is fixable. Good idea actually.

    Vilian ,

    i ironically think than i can better handle stress than my other friends because of grub breaking my sister’s laptop(dual boot) at the worses moments possible, i learned to force me to stay calm to search and read correctly how fix grub before she realized

    SirSamuel , to memes in H.A.R.D.C.O.R.E

    Man i have fond memories of S1 RvB.

    “Lift with your back, not your legs. Groin it out”

    micka190 ,

    The whole Bloodgulch chronicles are forever etched into my mind.

    “It’s a sniper rifle, asshole. It’s is a long-range weapon.”

    “What were you gonna do: mail him the bullets?!”

    A_Very_Big_Fan , (edited )

    It’s so weird to me that this scene never actually happened in RvB. The first few times I saw this format I could visualize it, I could hear it, but now when I search for it all I get is people who also thought it actually happened.

    It’s just such a RvB joke, and I swear to god there was a scene where they asked about O’Malley’s gender, but I can’t find this exchange specifically

    Edit: scratch that, it was actually Donut

    micka190 ,

    To be fair, the left images are from Halo 2 and the ones on the right are from Halo 1, so this exact screengrab wouldn’t really be possible to begin with. I’m pretty sure the “doom” meme is a really old Tumblr shitpost that got reposted with different IP/screengrabs over the years (and the RvB one became the popular version?).

    MDKAOD ,

    RIP Rooster Teeth

    guy , to memes in As often as I can...
    @guy@lemmy.world avatar

    The AI’s having a hard time deciding what’s inside the bird cage and what isn’t, though it did better than I would’ve expected

    wowwoweowza OP ,

    I was surprised.

    Tacoma ,

    And it can’t decide if the handlebar should be in front or behind the cage

    ReakDuck ,

    I wanted to go to sleep and have a last look at lemmy. I looked at it a bit longer because it looked beautiful and kinda made me think how these birds are literally not flying away or how could this be staged.

    But I just forgot AI exists and just didnt even zoom into that thing. Which really is noticable now… but I literally bought it as being real.

    Time to go sleep, I guess I was just too tired.

    Sibbo , to memes in Think about it...

    Oh no! The Gay Agenda™ is trying to destroy the closet industry!

    Tixanou , to memes in Thank you kind stranger

    A negative downvote is an upvote :v

    Shady_Shiroe ,
    @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

    Reminds me of a poster that said “!False is funny, because it is true”

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