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SnowdenHeroOfOurTime , to memes in Touch grass

Downvoted for annoying title “touch grass”. I’ve never been told “touch grass” in a single scenario that made sense and not to mention I likely spend more time outdoors than anyone who has wrote that to me.

Madison420 ,

Also they probably got that worm by touching stuff, the right should be “wash your hands” or if you’re cheery “lávese las manos” with a tiny picture of wizard Steve on it somewhere.

bigolf ,

This time it is actually funny as the way she probably got infected was by collecting grass

Source (in German): tagesschau.de/…/wurm-in-gehirn-von-frau-gefunden-…

MobileTechGuy OP ,

The lady that got the worms started showing symptoms after touching some grass while she was outside

lemmesay , to linux in Today GNU/Linux is 32 years old
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I love GNU/Linux.

Before I used Debian, I’d constantly fight with my operating system. Every time I opened michaelsoft binbows(which would take ages to open), I’d make sure that simplewall is running, so that bill doesn’t get any more info, after every 180 days, I’d run MAS to renew my office 365. I’d manually sync time since windows would use that same domain to send telemetry.

Now everytime I turn on my computer, the swirl of Debian greets me in a flash, my i3 being ready even before I sit.

I can spend hours doing work without any mandatory updates . It is an operating system that never makes me feel its presence. For that I’m grateful to people like Ian, Stallman, Linus, among countless others making my life better.

Polar ,

I can spend hours doing work without any mandatory updates .

Weird way to say spend hours fixing something that just randomly borked your PC.

Seriously, though. Windows has a fuck ton of issues, but it seems like every distro I install I am eventually greeted with something just completely breaking for no reason whatsoever and spend the next 6 hours scouring Linux forums for a solution, where everyone is just hostile as fuck screaming at people to “figure it out yourself” and to “use Terminal”.

Glad it works for you, though. Wonder how many downvotes this cold take is going to net me lol.

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Weird way to say spend hours fixing something that just randomly borked your PC.

by work, I meant actual work, and not fixing something.
Last time I fixed something was a few weeks ago. It was MPV needing an update(which was totally my fault, as I often forget to do updates) as a yt-dlp script wasn’t working.

As for something breaking, my experience has been the opposite. Probably because I don’t own any newest hardware and don’t do much gaming, or any other stuff that might require some proprietary service for optimal functioning.

Also, my experience with the community has been excellent so far. Even my basic questions(e.g.: dual boot) were answered promptly and nicely by the community(I mostly use on IRC, or distro-specific forums like linux mint forum).

I’d suggest you to give GNU/Linux one more try. Probably try out something like Nobara if you’re into games. Or maybe Linux mint if you want it to just work.

Maybe you just weren’t lucky the first time.

And don’t worry about fake internet points. They mean nothing.

indepndnt ,

I use Ubuntu on my desktop and when I had an NVIDIA video card I did have fairly frequent issues when the proprietary drivers would update and then not play nice with something. That card died and I replaced it with an AMD video card and I don’t think I’ve had a “dive into the annals of gnu/Linux architecture” session since.

I also had some bad RAM at one point and spent a couple of hours trying in vain to boot into either Linux or Windows.

I do think it’s fair to say that there are some things that Windows handles a little more gracefully, but the situation is not nearly as bad as it used to be / people still tend to think it is.

I also have a Windows laptop, and from time to time I’ll have an issue that I’m trying to fix and I’ll end up on the Microsoft forum where someone asked my question and the answers are either answers to questions that weren’t asked or a set of steps that must have been based on a different build of Windows or something because there’s no way to follow them on my installation of Windows 11. So maybe that’s not hostile like the old school Linux forums, but it’s still unhelpful.

I think both are fine, both have their pros and cons, and those pros and cons aren’t as different as people make them out to be.

zbyte64 ,
@zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is chatGPT any good at fixing Ubuntu problems?

indepndnt ,

I haven’t tried that, but my guess is generally no based on other things I’ve tried chatGPT for and things I’ve read. It would probably have some lucky hits and those would seem like magic, but it would mostly produce correct-sounding answers that don’t fix the problems.

Zink ,

I decided to try Linux Mint a few months back at work, and was very pleasantly surprised at how easy to use and just-works it is.

We use some fedora build VMs, but I generally have a monitor dedicated to Mint while having the company’s Microsoft stuff on another.

ArcaneSlime ,

The only times I’ve “broken” something it’s because I did dumb shit lol. I’ve heard tell of it happening but usually not on something like Debian LTS, usually arch. Also, if you’re looking for a GUI solution that doesn’t exist, yes, people will often say “use the terminal” and unless you said “no terminal” they usually say “try this command…” with it. I’ve only had one dude be an insufferable prick about it in all my time on linux, and it got him (CHEFKOCH) banned from c/linux like 2y ago. I’m not gonna downvote you for being wrong, but you are at least outdated in your info.

Dubious_Fart ,

Yep, this has been my experience too.

People shit on windows, but it was easy to navigate, and generally made an effort to keep you from breaking it and you pretty much never had to enter a command line for anything as an average user.

Linux troubleshooting, especially for new people, is going to become a much bigger problem as time goes on because any searched solution basically boils down to copy and pasting stuff into terminal and hoping its 1)still relevant and 2) doesnt break everything worse. Which is probably why so many immutable distros have popped up, to give that windows level of protection.

As for hostility? Its still there, in pockets. Not so much on lemmy from what i’ve seen, but it still exists elsewhere… but it is significantly better overall than it was 10+ years ago, where questions about problems were seemingly treated as insults against the prophet and were responded to with great aggression, and often racist undertones.

dukk ,

Maybe I’m the minority, but I’ve never really broken my Linux. Sure, it’s NixOS, so it’s a little more stable than many other distros, but still, I have a much better time with it than I do with Windows

amki ,
@amki@feddit.de avatar

This happend to me a lot 10-15 years ago but since then has never again happened to me. With the noteable exception of Arch Linux which does tell you to read update notes though.

eee ,

Amen to that.

A lot of Linux users have forgotten how tech-savvy they are even compared to the average power user. Saying “Linux just works” shows just how tone deaf they are.

As someone who didnt know anything about file systems besides FAT32 and NTFS, and as someone who isn’t comfortable using command line, trying to switch to Linux was horrible. On windows something might not work they way you want it to, but it does kinda work. On Linux I felt like I had to fight every step of the way to do simple tasks.

Its like buying a car - I’m not a gearhead, I just want something that gets me around when I put petrol in. I want to drive it off the lot, even if there are a few maddening features like the cup holder being in the wrong place. I don’t want to have to choose the right wheels and assemble them, I don’t want to have to buy seats and install them, and I don’t want to stop every other day to figure out why something isn’t working.

milkjug ,

Same, does it work? If it means booting into a DE and being able to move your mouse and type on your keyboard, sure most distros can do that.

It’s those little gotchas everywhere that gets you. Enabling video acceleration on Nvidia in firefox? Getting LDAC to work on Bluetooth? Etc. etc.

Do most distros work? Yeah, only if you don’t mind software encoding, or compiling from some user-provided repos.

I have a few hobby boxes running all flavours of distros, but whenever I need something to just work with no caveats, I go back to w11.

kshade , (edited )
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

every distro I install I am eventually greeted with something just completely breaking for no reason whatsoever

This happens on Windows too and the fixes you have to apply aren’t less esoteric.

For example: User complains that Spyder won’t start on her brand-new laptop. Installation seems perfectly fine, nothing wrong there, no corruption or obvious missing bits. Dig around in the Windows log files, find some fairly generic error. Do a bit of googling, eventually decide to just search Github for issues mentioning Spyder not loading. Turns out the laptop is just too new and the AMD graphics driver Windows installs on its own has issues with the IGPU. So replacing that with newer the version AMD distributes fixes it.

Or, with Windows 11, if you want the start menu on the left and the Explorer context menu usable: Sure, just open powershell and run these commands to create new, weird registry keys to force it, btw these are not supported by Microsoft, you’re on your own.

I’d rather choose the OS that doesn’t have the audacity to charge money and then blast me with ads in the start menu.

DeltaWhy , (edited )

Weird esoteric issues happen on Windows too. I had a bug where I couldn’t create a new folder from Windows Explorer, which I never figured out and didn’t resolve itself with reboots or even Windows updates. I probably could have spent a half day tracking it down and fixing it, but someone less tech savvy would probably have had to reinstall Windows. Instead I just popped a terminal and used mkdir whenever I needed a new folder until I upgraded to Windows 11 and that resolved it.

Point is, computers just suck sometimes regardless of what software they run. Or I’m just a magnet for ridiculous arcane bugs, you decide.

This might come across as Linux fanboyism but I currently have Linux, Windows, macOS, iPadOS, Android, and FreeBSD all running on various devices around my house and they all suck in their own unique ways.

Fosheze , to memes in Freedom units 💯

Jokes on you. I’m an american who works with scientific equipment so I mainly work in Celsius. Also live in Minnesota so we get the best of both worlds. Last winter hit almost -30C at times meanwhile tomorrow has a high of 39C with almost 70% humidity.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

It’s going to hit 39 tomorrow? Gotdamn my wallet isn’t going to like the upcoming electric bill

Fosheze ,

Yup. At least in my area. It’s not going to be pretty. Hell I’m outside right now and it’s over 30C at nearly midnight. I walked out the door and felt like I stepped into a sauna.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

I was going to make the joke that Minnesotan kids definitely know what -40°C is.

I moved up here from Florida to get out of this kind of heat and humidity. Thanks Minnesota. This is miserable.

isVeryLoud ,

Minnesota is just lower Manitoba, you get the same insane 80c temperature variance

chrizzowski ,

Lower Manitoba 😂 so that makes Saskatchewan into Northest Dakota and the Okanagan is Upper California?

isVeryLoud ,

Correct! America is just Canada’s pantalons

MasterBlaster ,

I love the annual tradition of people posting youtube videos in which someone throws a bucket of water and it instantly turns to snow.

pescetarian , to memes in Elbe Day
@pescetarian@lemmy.ml avatar
moonsnotreal ,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“Kiss me Gustav!”

EmoDuck , to noncredibledefense in Cope Curtain

It’s actually camouflage. The enemy will think it’s just a migrating giant yarn bundle and not shoot it

FollyDolly , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

This thread is goddamned train wreck. If you need to fly with young children, buy a big bag of those el cheapo foam ear plugs and pass them out to whomever wants some.

I don’t have kids, and I have sensory issues that make baby crying noises physically painful, but I get it. Sometimes you need to take your tiny human places, and I just have to deal. It’s a part of life.

RoquetteQueen ,

It’s unreasonable to expect parents to buy you earplugs. If you know you have sensory issues, you need to pack earplugs just in case. That is your responsibility.

FollyDolly ,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I travel with my own earplugs, but sometimes poeple forget. Nothing wrong with looking out for your fellow humans.

EffortlessEffluvium ,

The packs of earplugs aren’t that expensive, and if you can’t get the kids to be reasonably well-behaved it’s your responsibility.

RoquetteQueen ,

Lol no.

atomWood ,

It’s not some random strangers job to take care of you.

radioactiveradio ,

Or a big bag to put the kids in and stuff em in the luggage compartment.

Landrin201 ,
@Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

“People should abuse their children so that other passengers are more comfortable.”

That’s literally your suggestion

radioactiveradio ,

No, I’m saying children should count as luggage.

original_ish_name ,

Ear plugs always fall out, don’t work properly and feel uncomfortable for me

Drusas ,

I had that problem until I switched to smaller earplugs.

deur ,

You can also try over-the-ear hearing protection style gear

Default_Defect , to memes in Wow, I'm going to be popu-
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Reminds me, my mom bought a bunch of elmo stuff when my brother was a baby, it all got packed into a box that ended up temporarily stored in my bedroom years later. I would have been 13 or 14. Not knowing what was in there at the moment, I kicked the box and it started to shake as all of the elmos laughed in unison and started shaking.

It was terrifying lol

irmoz ,

That is horrific

Mothra , to memes in Can you Americans pass the test?
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Old Atlantis Republic (this map needs updating)

Pons_Aelius ,

Atlantis (according to Plato, who made Atlantis up in the first place) is off the coast of North-east Africa.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Bah, Plato. What does that guy know, huh?

Pons_Aelius ,

Well, for one, he knew that Socrates knew nothing.

Ascend910 , to unixporn in Im trying out some simple KDE customization on Garuda, what you think?

If Microsoft designed MacOS

ehrenschwan ,

That’s already Windows 11.

Ascend910 ,

That is if Apple designed Windows

ehrenschwan ,

Oh right, yeah.

Washburn , to programmerhumor in A broken clock fixed by taping a working one over it is a perfect metaphor for every project you'll encounter during your career.
@Washburn@hexbear.net avatar

“That was a temporary solution we implemented around 15”

“What, like 15 minutes ago?”

“2015”

absentthereaper ,
@absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“Temporary solutions-- aren’t.” – Unattributed

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

Aurenkin ,

You really do see so many of those over time.

// Temporary - remove after rollout

And you do a git blame to see if you can safely remove it and the code is like 5 years old and the person has left the company.

billygoat ,
perennial ,

Image

scytale ,

“We’re gonna do a lift-and-shift because we don’t want any interruptions; we’ll fix it later once everything settles down.”

3 years later…

lord_ryvan ,

This joke gets funnier the older it is

revlayle , to memes in My holy trinity of trust

I love Mole, Shield and Road

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Ah, the new pokemon game that just came out.

sgtnasty OP ,
@sgtnasty@lemmy.ml avatar

the mole creates the tunnel for the road, and the shield is for the travelers’ protection

GFGJewbacca , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history

Every time I see this, I always remind people the full set of names is online.

WrittenWeird ,

Eyyyy Sleve Denes

splines ,

Making this must have been exhausting. I have a hard enough time coming up with one name in an RPG. I want to hear the story of the guy who had to come up with all of this.

_danny ,

What I’ve found helps me is picking three or four character traits I’m going to roleplay and run them through a translator twice (ex. English -> Hawaiian-> Czech turns ‘tenacious’ into věrnost. Then I’d judge how badly I’d pronounce it and English-ify it a little to Verno or Varnost)

It helps to pick languages that have a few language barriers between where they originated. Like English -> German doesn’t work because they share a common root language and half of German speaks English as a second language now.

anti ,

I use a variation of this to write music rounds for quizzes. Run lyrics through a translator then back to English and get people to name the song. My last round was called Korea Change (i.e I translated it to Korean and back).

Chekhovs_Gun ,

Lmao Cleveland Queens 🤣

WtfEvenIsExistence , to memes in My holy trinity of trust

Tutanota is German, which is part of the 14 eyes global surveillance network. I prefer my Switz Protonmail better.

SmoothSurfer ,

engadget.com/protonmail-climate-activist-ip-swiss…

Europol requested it. Even though you think your service is not under 14 eyes there still is gonna be many other problems.

You can always find problems with the service itself.

Fazoo , (edited )
@Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

And that proves what exactly? Swiss law required them to hand over an IP address. Swiss ptivacy is not absolute. They have laws. An IP address didn’t grant them access to the encrypted emails. Proton openly admits they had no idea who the user was. The activist should have used a VPN, which Proton also offers as a service, and then whatever activity trail they linked to the IP would have died at Proton’s VPN network.

reddithalation ,

Protonmail then went to court, and got the law changed so it doesn’t happen again reuters.com/…/proton-wins-swiss-court-appeal-over…

jvrava9 ,
@jvrava9@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Selfhosting an email is very hard but I think that at the end it’s worth it

jherazob ,
@jherazob@kbin.social avatar

Until Gmail/Hotmail decides your IP is a spammer and forever you have deliverability issues from then on

jvrava9 ,
@jvrava9@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Interesting, is this a wild spread problem? I have heard of people that host email services for years and have no problems.

NightAuthor ,

It’s a worry I see posted a ton, and have been advised numerous times that email is the one thing you don’t wanna selfhost.

legios ,
@legios@aussie.zone avatar

I self-host (postfix and dovecot) and will admit of all the self-hosted stuff I have it’s the most annoying/time-consuming to manage but doable if you’re willing to spend a lot of time reading and updating things. I wouldn’t recommend it to the vast majority of people though.

IzyaKatzmann ,

I read some horror stories about folks who self-hosted for years and how they eventually quit and moved to an established email provider. It didn’t seem like something I wanted to deal with.

Do you think using one of those federated email networks where it’s invite only and between people you know would have any appreciable use cases in conjunction with an established provider? I can think of having a small org use it maybe but not between friends or family.

palebluedot ,
@palebluedot@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Five and eleven eyes doesn’t matter if the service is encrypted and open sourced. Also, did you know that Switzerland has no superior privacy laws comparing to Germany? It’s all marketing bluff.

Postis2 ,
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=IeXaYR4ed9c

piped.video/watch?v=QCx_G_R0UmQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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circuitfarmer , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Leave them hyphens out though, 20230809

Futtyklam ,

Add periods 2023.08.09

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Periods belong before file extensions and nowhere else.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Right?! We’re not animals!

FiskFisk33 ,

exe

sift ,

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on alquaeda and i have over 300 confirmed kills i am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces you are nothing to me but just another target i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life youre fucking dead kid i can be anywhere anytime and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and thats just with my bare hands not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent you little shit if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldnt you didnt and now youre paying the price you goddamn idiot i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it youre fucking dead kiddo

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Thank you for understanding the assignment.

jerkface , (edited )
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

Right, like “filename.shar.z.uu”

SerLava ,
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victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Who hurt you that bad, my friend?

orangeboats ,

Tbh 20230810_0600 doesn’t seem that bad…

Foreverwinter ,

🤮

robot_dog_with_gun ,
frozen , to memes in Running, on our way, hiding, you will be dying, one thousand deaths
@frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Holy shit, a Metallica meme! Didn’t expect that today, what a nice surprise.

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