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dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

17.1

cuchilloc ,

Using age as id

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

AGE_PK (int)

cuchilloc ,

Oh so you were a db architect Mr Vandelay ?

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

in the latex industry, yep.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

So you’re typesetting your database results?

Drusenija ,

I can only assume this was the registration form for that Mr Beast video where he had 100 people in a room with one person of each age from 1 to 100.

roon OP ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

This was the same thought that came to my mind as well! hah

CanadaPlus ,

Wow, what did they do? Was it actually worth a watch, it’s a neat concept.

wethegreenpeople ,

youtu.be/FM7Z-Xq8Drc

Everyone got put into a cube and they just had to outlast the other people, while doing some challenges.

PhilBro ,

Nah it was lame, some people had good strategy but it came down to crappy challenges and crappy people

CanadaPlus ,

Ah. Yeah, that sounds about right. Here I was hoping they would actually do something profound or meaningful with such a wide variety of demographic slices in one place, but that’s not how you become a big YouTube star, I guess.

baascus ,
@baascus@lemmy.world avatar

Seems like someone forgot to normalize the age dimension in their OLAP cube!

Emma ,

“Must be a bug”

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Enter your species…

Error, a user of this species already exists

lowleveldata ,

17.141592653 it is then

1Fuji2Taka3Nasubi ,

User with this age already grew up as soon as you press submit

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Database stores as INT though, so you’re still fucked

derpo ,

Str(fuck)

CanadaPlus ,

Int you say? -17 it is. In Benjamin Button years.

Come to think of it, unsigned char is probably the best hardware data type for an age, if we assume nobody’s going to cure aging completely.

master ,
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ok, my age is NULL

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