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Scary_le_Poo , to memes in Playing an unsupported file
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

What troglodyte doesn’t use VLC nowadays?

taanegl ,

mpv enjoyers

Dumbkid ,
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Am I in the wrong for using mpc-hc?

Album ,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s bad at mpeg-ts/HLS but it you don’t use that then it’s good

sizing743 ,

People with automated Sonarr/Plex setups probably. Haven’t had to use VLC since like 2009

Samsy ,

Exactly, but better use jellyfin.

MonkderZweite , (edited )

not-troglodites, vlc does weird stuff.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

mpv is more effective. Worse user interface though

zepheriths , to memes in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

And it’s always some woman that lives in the same town her whole life. The man either just moved back or is new to the small town

ACatNamedBunny ,

Or, small town girl moved to the big city, returns to small town and sees that man iN a NeW LigHt

Darken ,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

Or man womans woman at man then man man the woman

jaybone ,

I can watch that for free on the internet.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

I like the halloween version that ends in door hand hook car door

mindbleach ,

Mister Sandman, sand me a sand

Man womans woman at man then the man man

deur , to mildlyinfuriating in Protecting me by limiting my actions is insulting

Sounds like you’re part of the group they’re protecting if you refuse to understand and value the need for permission management ;)

Unlucky!

dtjones , to cat in Cats understand 'naughty'

I left out a crockpot of mostly eaten mac and cheese on the counter. I was on the couch half-asleep when I heard my keys (which were next to this crockpot) jingle. I didn’t say anything, I just turned my head and saw my cat running for cover as if it had just tripped the alarms during a heist gone wrong. How do I interpret this in any way other than my cat knowing what it was doing was naughty?

Ziglin ,

I can sometimes hear my cats jumping off of something in the kitchen and they then look at me guiltily while I investigate the countertop to make sure they didn’t do anything.

AdamHenry ,

Had cats, can hear this comment.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to memes in Its getting old.
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

“I’ve made a machine that does the labor of 10 men!”

“You’re going to still pay the other nine, right?”

You’re still going to pay the other nine, right?

nevemsenki ,

If you still pay the other 9,why would you even look for a machine though?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Maybe the machine also does it with less waste and more consistently, the same reason woodworkers make jigs for complex cuts or identical parts.

nevemsenki ,

Still investing and taking recurring upkeep costs for something that may or may not yield more income.

specfreq ,
@specfreq@lemmy.world avatar

You could ask the other 9 to pay for it with you, the other 9 are also owners in a worker co-op.

Ranvier ,

So the ten men can all do a tenth of the labor now right?

Oh you’re going to fire nine, cut the tenth’s pay, and make him work even longer hours, and keep the vast majority of the profits for yourself, got it. That’s fine too I guess…

OurToothbrush ,

For more info on how automation works under capitalism, read chapters 15-16 of capital

Chapter 15: www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/…/ch15.htm

fruitSnackSupreme ,

There are a loooot of extra words in there, that seem unnecessary. I’ve read pages and pages now, and it’s just repeating meaningless words without reaching a conclusion. I have no idea what it’s trying to convey.

OurToothbrush ,

He does spend several pages worth of mobile phone screen just setting up his premises. What meaningless words are you referring to?

fruitSnackSupreme ,

I don’t have the patience to read 20 pages with no arrival at any conclusion. Is there somewhere I can just read a summary of the conclusions?

dudinax ,

Dude needed an algebra lesson or something. He’ll write three pages trying to explain an idea that could be expressed in two simple equations.

Rinox ,

“I’ve made bought a machine that does the labor of 10 men!”

“You’re going to still pay the other nine, right?”

“Why? I bought it to get more of the money to myself. Why would I pay for something and get nothing in return? Why would I just lose money for no reason?”

Seriously though, the dynamics are pretty clear, there’s no investment without the expectation for extra profit (even for a state. Invest in a new railroad with the expectation of higher economic activity and therefore more taxes). Otherwise it’s just charity

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I hope for your sake that when the factory workers can't afford to feed their kids and they drag you from your home and try to beat you to death in front of your family they find that argument compelling.

Rinox ,

I’m one of the ten men, I’m just a worker like anyone else here, I can just use the little grey matter I have to try and understand the world and look at it with more objective eyes, instead of killing anyone who disagrees with me.

Fucking fascist pos. If you want to kill families go to Russia or Israel and look at how fun it is.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

What if the teen men are the ones who own the machine?

Rinox ,

That’s called a cooperative, they exist. You share both the profits and the risks of the enterprise. Not all enterprises succeed. Also, some of the men need to be the managers, accountants, sales etc. It’s not just about the factory workers.

Otherwise, more indirectly, they could be the shareholders of the company. Some companies even use shares as payment for their managers and top employees in order to encourage them to improve the profits of the company.

Otherwise they could just be both the owners and the only people working at a company. If the machine ends up generating lots of profits, they could all ten decide to retire and live off those profits while hiring an eleventh person to operate the machine, or they could reinvest in the company, buy even more machines, hire more people and bring in even more profits, like a complex game of cookie clicker.

Choose the one you prefer and try making it a reality if you want that.

BolexForSoup , to memes in the right reacting to a leftist meme
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Drop “at” and “this.” Tighter joke, less visually irritating with the awkward pacing for reading. Great though lol

jimmydoreisalefty , to lemmyshitpost in She would never!
nightdice , to memes in That can only mean one thing

Stop gatekeeping fandoms

Omega_Haxors OP ,

It’s a double-entendre on “really into”

neptune ,

I don’t get it either.

cjf ,

They watch the horny pokemon things, probably. Rule 34 and all that.

Holzkohlen ,

Oh, that’s nice. Something we can bond over then.

shuzuko ,

The joke probably would’ve been clearer had you mentioned Vaporeon 😏

riodoro1 , to memes in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about

Well they can go fuck themselves. Even if they pass it and messenger or whatsapp start (as in they totally dont already) scanning your chats and snitching I wonder how they are going to force other messaging services to comply.

Serdan ,

They can’t. It’s unenforceable.

ruination ,

I’d imagine if, say Signal, refuses to comply and gets banned from the EU, one could always use a VPN. I think that nothing short of either a full global ban or implementing a version of The Great Wall of China would allow these ridiculous laws to be enforced. Even then, there will always be ways around it for those willing to go the extra mile.

Ferk ,
@Ferk@lemmy.ml avatar

Why not just go for Tox or some other P2P serverless communication system? They can’t ban / go after a system that has no central servers, can they?

TheBat , to memes in Public Transit my beloved 😍
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

This is one of my favourite meme format for some reason.

saltnotsugar , to memes in I am a problem regardless

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

Wage_slave ,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

So my anxiety does have a sixth gear.

Who knew it’d be the fear of getting run through by raccoon at any given moment.

Go to the bathroom garrrr racooon away stabbity stabbity

nohaybanda ,

Hexbear emojis ahead ::: spoiler spoiler


::: knife-threat comrade-raccoon

PsychedSy ,

You don’t have to warn us about the massive emojis. Steals some of the charm.

ICastFist , to memes in ah crap
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Jokes on you, my fans and CPU usage flare up whenever I leave Win10 unattended for ~5 minutes!

insaneduck ,

That could be legit. Windows runs things when idle like indexing, scanning for malware, updating etc. As soon as you move your mouse it reduces cpu usage. Which technically looks like a malware trying to run in background without user knowing it.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Add the fact that you can’t easily turn those things off, or have them run at specific hours, really feels like malware

The_Mixer_Dude ,

Yes you can

ultra ,

Windows is malware tho. It takes up a lot of resources and sends data to who made it.

marcos ,

At some point, I got some mild paranoia because every time I opened the task manager to discover WTF was eating all my disk bandwidth, the usage suddenly felt from 100% (with a queue) to 3% to 5%.

But yeah, Win10 does that.

TenTypekMatus , to programmerhumor in I don't think Unity is playing anymore.
@TenTypekMatus@lemmy.world avatar

Just use Godot.

Kde ,

yes i dont know why people dont se that stuff already

however if you do want to make 3d game , i wouldn’t recommend it

Ineocla ,

Godot 4 is really awesome for 3d nowdays

Kde ,

i definitely gotta chec it out then

Sethayy ,

(wow I’m talking to KDE themselves)

I came into godot at the 4.0 release, and the built in tools are already amazing, even performance wise for 3d. There’s no easy visual shader editor -not sure if unity has one - but it forced me to learn opengl es, which at the end of the day is a lot more powerful

Kde ,

my name is KDE because i really like kde although i use hyprland it feels to me like the most modern out of all the window manager except the time when people try to make it look like modern mac

Mmagnusson ,

Or GameMaker if you are doing a 2d game, or Unreal if you don’t mind the learning curve. Plenty of other options beyond Unity.

SaniFlush , to memes in Its sad. .

Don’t forget to name at least two American brands so you get paid!

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Product placement go brrrr

SaniFlush ,

Applebees

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

KFC

comrade_pibb ,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

bonus points for rhyming

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Product placements go in songs.

Now everyone please sing along.

Applebees

KFC

Haliburton

Lockheed

PF Changs

Starbucks

When will the Prolitariat have enough

Of this system that doesn’t care

No one on earth needs Billionaires.

GenderIsOpSec ,
@GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net avatar

kitty-cri-texas bah gawd its beautiful

ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider ,
@ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net avatar

To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I grab me a Bud,
Get in my Ford truck,
Cuz I'm un-American boah

I await my royalties.

Tigbitties , to memes in come on
@Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

I love civil disobedience. Go break shit.

marco ,
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

The “necessity defense” stuff: I tried all the other avenues and nothing happened, I had to turn off this oil pipeline.

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