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ROldford , to programmerhumor in IT Help Desk

My colleague was terrified that she lost her drive files for this exact reason. Had a USB-C cable, needed a Thunderbolt cable.

TheAnonymouseJoker , to memes in Boycott the triple-A games industry
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Reddit gamers invaded Lemmy. Its over. The brainrot has arrived in trucks and freightliners.

merthyr1831 , to programmerhumor in Shitty salaries incoming in 3..2..1

Something really fucky with developer salaries recently. Im seeing London-based office jobs (We’ve got you surrounded! Come eat fruit snacks in our trendy office space!) offer £25k salaries which is like half the wage necessary to afford working there lmao

Agosagror , to funny in unusable mouse
@Agosagror@sh.itjust.works avatar

This has ruined my week - the mere thought that people actually brought this drives me insane.

ForrestGrump , to funny in unusable mouse

Wow, you’re super early to the party.

AgentGrimstone , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

The only cards that are worth something to me are the ones with personal messages in them. If it’s just your name, it’s going in the trash tomorrow.

WetBeardHairs ,

I buy the bulk pack of general purpose gift cards. Some have got flowers on the front. Others say Happy Birthday in gender neutral styling. They’re all blank on the inside. I write messages to people. The pack of 20 cards costs about the same as two of those shitty pre-written gift cards.

Resistentialism ,

See, I’m the same. I don’t even get anyone cards.

However, I did get a duck card for Christmas, and I have tapered it to my wall.

some_guy , to memes in You cant fool me.

The latest season of the Chameleon podcast is about undercover feds and the Whitmer kidnapping suspects. Lots of recorded audio.

Alphabet Boys is another show that investigates undercover and sting ops. Last season was about Portland 2020.

Both are excellent.

iseperiergos , to unixporn in [Haiku] Summertime vibes

looks awesome, I didn’t know there was a dock for haiku

Serpentian OP ,

It’s not a default one, name is HiQDock. Though, it’s not very usable. As there’s no transparency supported, it takes screenshot of a background, so it might cause graphical glitches. The default dock (see the screen with Cave Story) is much better, works perfect

dan1101 , to memes in You cant fool me.

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Kusimulkku , to memes in You cant fool me.

[This is what they actually believe]

Anticorp ,

Who is they in this context?

Kusimulkku ,

Nice try, fedboi

bingbong ,

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/879b3c2f-8764-42e8-8bed-9dd70518282f.png

Anticorp ,

The cops want so badly to look like soldiers. It makes me wonder why they didn’t just join the military.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Because the military has actual training, rules of engagement, and MPs who will fuck your shit up for noncompliance.

They don’t want to be the military. They just want to cosplay as soldiers with the cool military toys, without any of the actual responsibilities.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Don’t think too much about where the Iraq War veterans went.

dubyakay ,

Not the police.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Lul

washingtonpost.com/…/acorn-florida-police-shoot-u…

Not Iraq, but guess where?

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t have to, I see them under the overpass every day.

minibyte ,

I always assumed the psyc test for police is easier to pass.

acetanilide ,

Thought the McDs was fake. I hate this place.

TheOakTree ,

Nothing like a little McTear Gas in the morning

MasterNerd , to memes in OH MY GOD IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY?!!
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Me when I try to follow a tutorial online without reading through it first

Olhonestjim , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!

Baizey ,

But do they sell it to third parties?

Olhonestjim ,

I have heard they share it freely.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s more like a mutually beneficial exchange

learningduck ,

My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.

Duamerthrax ,

Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?

koncertejo , to unixporn in [Haiku] Summertime vibes

Love the look. I wonder if there’s a Cave Story port for HaikuOS?

Serpentian OP ,

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/78012ee7-708d-46f1-bd71-9fec58f31b18.png

OozingPositron , to memes in You cant fool me.
@OozingPositron@feddit.cl avatar

The glowies.

0x2d , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

what the fuck is an ai girlfriend

npz , (edited )

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/519c49fe-2ce4-4b71-9be9-bf3ad15552fb.png

(for demonstration purposes only, please don’t think I’m like this)

Molten_Moron ,

Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is up with the W’s?

webghost0101 ,

Its part of this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu

Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w’s instead of R’s?

veloxization ,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

I got you. UwU speech on Wiktionary

Frigid ,

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

mods_are_assholes ,

babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.

AVincentInSpace ,

“Fetishized” is a very strong word, and I’d also hesitate to call a speech impediment “baby talk” – I’ve met grown adults who talk that way simply because they don’t know better

WldFyre ,

Aren’t you from a furry instance lol

LainTrain ,

Says the furry :)

AVincentInSpace , (edited )

Yunno, I really thought that in the two and a half decades since the advent of SomethingAwful, internet culture would have progressed to the point where people were willing to live and let live, instead of pointing and making fun of anyone who was “cringe”

EDIT: aaaand down vote and walk away. It’s like Reddit all over again. Well, good luck out there. Hope you find peace.

LainTrain ,

I up voted you. I was kind of tongue in cheek I don’t have anything against furries or whatever.

mods_are_assholes ,

You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that ‘UwU’ entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.

BuryMyHorse ,

Block me harder daddy :3

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.

nxdefiant ,

I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.

CptEnder ,

I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism

SuddenDownpour ,

What I got from this is that you’re the bottom in this relationship.

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