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Simplesyrup , to memes in best reply ever
@Simplesyrup@lemmy.ml avatar

Neck beard shit

HurlingDurling , to memes in I love democracy

That would be the dopest snow white ever

Topaz ,

For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it

DrZoidberg ,
@DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

zout ,

You're thinking Cinderella, not Snow White.

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

shhh, he's on a roll man

iforgotmyinstance ,

Let him cook!

DrZoidberg ,
@DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait which ones Snow White?

zout ,

The one with the seven dwarves. Which opens up a lot of interesting casting choices.

DrZoidberg , (edited )
@DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Elijah really needs to start leaning into how fucking weird he has allowed himself to become since LotR. And I know he has a little, but clearly it’s not enough.

brewbellyblueberry ,

If you haven’t seen Wilfred, watch it NOW. It’s amazing. It gets weirder and weirder towards the end. It’s absolutely fucking amazing.

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Will do, thanks brother

eagleeyedtiger ,

Just cast Terry Crews as all of them, Eddie Murphy style

jscummy ,

Boban Marjonovic plays all 7 dwarves

SpeakinTelnet ,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cinderella would be the prince going around with barbells trying to find the princess (Terry) who can lift them. Only he can carry the prince down the aisle.

WarmSoda ,

White Chicks II: Snow White

OberonSwanson , (edited )
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wrong movie plot, but I would seriously watch the fuck out of this.

Edit: Get Andy Samberg as the prince and I will fight outside the theatre in a ball gown.

thefartographer ,

I’m not sure that threatening to fight Andy Samberg is the best way to sign him into a movie. Then again, I don’t know the guy…

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

He might be interested in checking it out. It would be the nicest gown ever worn in a wrestling match outside a theatre.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d watch that. But there should be a really good musical number called “Everything is rape without consent” or something… It probably wouldn’t be appropriate for the target audience, but yes I agree with the point you’re making: Snow White & Cinderella are way fucked.

Saneless ,

I haven’t seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

demake

Someone give this guy some gold… wait where are we… I applaud your genius.

name_NULL111653 ,

🏅

Roundcat , to memes in I love democracy
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

I mean if they're going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

I'd like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He's like, "Nah guys. I'm a carpenter. I think you've got the wrong person.". But they aren't hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.

Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.

No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Seth Rogan as Happy is inspired casting. Nice.

SpeakinTelnet ,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

fr we already had snow white… Multiple times … We need what Hot Shots was to Top Gun but with Disney movies instead.

Num10ck ,
happyhippo , (edited ) to technology in I just wanted to take a minute to appreciate interchangable batteries

Invest in a solid charger (30-40€ will do). You’ll keep it for years, it’ll charge an odd number of batteries as well (unlike some cheap ones that only charge in pairs) and it charges just the right amount, then stops. Some even have battery test/discharge function, and charge more than just AA/AAA.

Then invest in a bunch of rechargeables, possibly Eneloops or something good from Amazon.

Now profit for years to come. The planet will thank you as well.

Honestly single use consumer batteries should be banned.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The Liitokala charges seem nice. I’ve got Lii-PD4 for €13 on AliExpress. Unfortunately I didn’t have any extra money to spare for one with discharge capacity testing, otherwise I’d get the Lii-500.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/67f5ea53-44d1-4854-b2ac-c681e7fceba7.png

Just be careful not to accidentally press a button on it right after inserting the battery, while the percentage is still blinking, otherwise you may happen to accidentally override the charging voltage and e.g. give the battery 4.35V instead of 4.2V. boom.

AI_toothbrush , to technology in I just wanted to take a minute to appreciate interchangable batteries

Just saying modern devices could also have interchangable batteries. There are standard lipo pouch sizes and standard lithium cilinder sizes.

happyhippo , to memes in Something something The Juniper Tree

Read some Max und Moritz

Dudes ended up being milled by an angry miller.

Yeah, fuck around and find out.

z3n0x , to memes in I love democracy
@z3n0x@feddit.de avatar

SnowyMcSnowface

spookedbyroaches , to memes in Priorities!

Why would people do this? We want the hughest amount of users we can, and for most people to believe in FOSS or even copyleft philosophy, but this just pushes people away. Just use whatever app you like best and maybe donate to incentivize the app you believe in. But to just relenlessly mock non-FOSS apps only hurts the community and doesn’t foster growth.

AlpacaChariot ,

You could say it doesn’t fosster growth

Saneless , to memes in Priorities!

Use Lemmy, y’all!

Nooo not like that!

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

I think the issue is sync users cost instances money but does not pay those instances.

ShustOne ,

I mean isn’t that true for literally every user that doesn’t pay? I’m not sure why we are mad at Sync users when we don’t even have a strong call to action to donate to instances.

electriccars ,

You think Sync users don’t also donate? I paid for sync and donated to Lemmy’s development. Considering donating to my 2 main instances as well.

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

I didnt write the comic

AlpacaChariot ,

That’s literally Reddit’s argument against third party apps, the reason a good chunk of Lemmy users left reddit is they disagree with that approach…

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Reddit wasn’t wrong about that fact. One of their biggest problems was the official app had not been able to do most of the things the third party apps could do.

frokie ,

Well the Lemmy web UI is not able to do most of the things third party apps could do.

Saneless ,

How much has liftoff, jeroba, connect, etc paid?

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Do they have a paid feature?

Saneless ,

Ok so they’ve paid just as much is what you’re saying

Hyperi0n ,

Jeroba is the official app…

Meloku ,
@Meloku@feddit.cl avatar

Maybe Lemmy instances should bill third party apps for API calls, hmmm?

Trapping5341 ,

But it’s fine if I cost an app dev their time and instances money and give nothing to no one? Genuine question because I don’t understand all the sync hate.

natebluehooves ,

My lemmy server is selfhosted (pawb.social), and the running costs are pretty negligible after initial costs.

We get plenty of donations honestly, but that is obviously not universal.

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

I didnt write the cartoon im just explaining what is going on in the image.

MJKee9 ,

Even a group of saints will find someone in their midst deserving of rebuke.

Strykker ,

“use my instance please”

“No not like that!”

Holy fuck this is what we left Reddit to avoid…

Lemmy had a garbage web UI. And the other apps I have used are not nearly as smooth as sync.

APassenger ,

We pay.

You assume.

It’s junior level reasoning.

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Im explaining what the comic is saying. You assume and without any evidence. That’s a bad look

APassenger ,

I just said we pay. You seem to think I’m talking about Sync.

I’m not. Technically, I guess I could be talking about both server and sync.

What I’ve seen on Lemmy is I can say I paid for Sync and donate to the server and someone will need to come along to tell me all of that money should go to Lemmy.

That’s too either/or. And it’s making Lemmy look… incapable of nuanced thought. Or entitled.

It’s not everyone, but it’s common enough it looks really odd.

sounddrill , to memes in best reply ever

Fun facts with Da Bald Eagul

WtfEvenIsExistence , to memes in best reply ever

Incorrect, real life toilets are inspired by video game toilets.

phorq ,

I’d have better aim if we copied toilets with a larger hitbox.

regular_human ,
@regular_human@lemmy.world avatar

this mfer don’t got hitscan piss lmfaooo

Hextic ,

This is true. We all shat in outhouses til Duke Nukem 3D invented the toilet.

(Actually kinda curious what the oldest video game toilet is. This is as far back as I can think unless some old point n click game)

taiyang ,

Given the thousands of games predating that glorious feature of Duke Nukem 3D, I bet there’s a floppy disk out there with a game devoted to toilets. Perhaps even a text based game about toilets!

GreenMario ,

Zork: Adventures in Taco Bell

Potato_in_my_anus , to memes in I love democracy

I agree 100%.

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.

account_93 , to technology in I just wanted to take a minute to appreciate interchangable batteries

My mouse uses batteries too, Just swap out once it dies on me.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

My wireless mouse is running on the same 2 AAAs for over a year already. I have no idea how. They still show 1.2V. I expected like a week or two.

monotrox ,

The logitech g305 runs on a single rechargable AA for half a year and is probably the only reason I even considered a wireless mouse

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I use a Logitech Marathon M705 mouse that lasts 3 years on two AA batteries, according to Logitech. I’ve got Eneloops in it that I’ve been using for around 10 years now, and I’ve had to charge them maybe 4 times in total?

MonkderZweite ,

All month, because rapoo energy management sucks.

GorbinOutOverHere , to memes in I love democracy

Bro White

pirate526 , to memes in I love democracy
@pirate526@kbin.social avatar

Who the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s

bobzilla ,

Ana de Leg’s cousin

Spuddaccino ,

Ana my axe!

WarmSoda ,

Ana can axe my … What? Oh. Oh sorry. Looks like I’m in the wrong room. Excuse me.

instamat ,

Ana my bow!

Secret_Duck ,

She’s friends with Laura de Leg

snowbell ,
@snowbell@beehaw.org avatar

This but not sarcastically

subtext ,

Truly a tragic accident what happened on the Bond set.

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