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bobzilla ,

And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.

bobzilla ,

You should start responding with “You’re welcome”. Because if Jesus hadn’t died for their sins, they wouldn’t be Christian.

Pronouns and tribal affiliations are now forbidden in South Dakota public university employee emails (apnews.com)

A new South Dakota policy to stop the use of gender pronouns by public university faculty and staff in official correspondence is also keeping Native American employees from listing their tribal affiliations in a state with a long and violent history of conflict with tribes....

bobzilla ,

Just replace the pronouns.

“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”

Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄

bobzilla ,

Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.

bobzilla ,

Hey, you’re right! I’m worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that’s a negative sign). Am not rich at all.

Trial starts for Arizona border rancher charged with killing migrant on his property (apnews.com)

An Arizona rancher went on trial Friday in the fatal shooting of a migrant on his property near Mexico, with his defense attorney maintaining his innocence as the national debate over border security heats up ahead of this year’s presidential election....

bobzilla ,

So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?

bobzilla ,

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

bobzilla ,

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

bobzilla ,

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I’m just using the Safe Harbor law?

bobzilla ,

They’ll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. … And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.

What's a word you've spent a long time not using right?

Just recently I was in a conversation with a number of UK mainlanders and we had a debate over what “tories” meant, apparently disproportionately ordinarily it refers to a political party and it’s not usual to use it as short for “territories” as I’ve used it (according to how the debate ended, it was half and half...

bobzilla ,

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

bobzilla ,

But let’s ban abortion because that will fix everything.

bobzilla ,

Instructions unclear…

09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105

bobzilla ,

Religion is insanity.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers… People shoot up schools

Everyone loses their minds so someone gets naked.

bobzilla ,

I’ve genuinely never had that experience at Target. I can scan everything in my cart without once putting it in the bagging area and the self-checkouts at Target don’t give a shit.

bobzilla ,

You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)

Alabama band director tased by police for not stopping his students' performance (www.npr.org)

What began as a routine band performance of Talkin' Out the Side of Your Neck by Cameo at an Alabama high school football game ended in a troubling confrontation when a police officer tased the marching band director for refusing to stop the music....

bobzilla ,

If only the cops had some way to record the interaction to prove that he pushed them.

bobzilla ,

So I apparently need to start using my reading glasses all the time. I read the headline as “Elon Musk blames AOL for lost revenue”. I genuinely had a what-year-is-it moment.

bobzilla ,

If anyone is interested, he’s running the P operating system. Otherwise known as POS.

bobzilla ,

Tell them it’s against your religion to take on extra work without extra compensation.

bobzilla ,

If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).

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