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the_seven_sins , to linuxmemes in Backdoors
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Ever wondered why ${insert_proprietary_software_here} takes so long to boot?

sus ,

because AbstractTransactionAwarePersistenceManagerFactoryProxyBean needs to spin up 32 electron instances (one for each thread) to ensure scalability and robustness and then WelcomeSolutionStrategyExecutor needs to parse 300 megabytes of javascript to facilitate rendering the “welcome” screen

Sotuanduso , to programmerhumor in Are you comfortable with front-end or backend?

You wanna work weekends?

Kit ,

No, but it inevitably happens all the fucking time

perishthethought ,

Just happened on Friday

Coworker: client says they need this problem solved by Monday. Can we hop on a call this weekend?

Me: Why exactly do they need this solved by Monday?

Coworker: uhhhh…

Yeah no. Talk to you on Monday.

sbv ,

The higher up I go, the more I ask why. And the more often “eh, I guess next release will be fine” is the answer.

xmunk ,

Just say no! You deserve to enjoy your weekend and you should never work without at least time in lieu.

sorrybookbroke ,

Hello [XMunk], we’d like to thank you for your time here at this company and we understand this may come as a surprise but due to the current corporate ‘right sizing’ the company is undertaking we are sad to inform you of the cessation of your responsibilities. We wish you the best in your future endeavours and hope in the future you may rejoin our family. Due to internal performance reviews we understand that you are not eligable for severance benefits, but if you sign the attached forms we will be happy to help you out in receiving your Vacation pay.

Our best, BookBrokeCorp

xmunk ,

Awesome, I look forward to my four months of severance!

electricprism ,

There is a rule, meetings will take up as much time as there is, so if you don’t put a cap on it, it will be hours not 30 minuets.

The same rule applies to work schedule planning, you will work weekends unless you plan not to.

And you will raise respect of you when you just say no you have already promised the time to the misses or someone else of importance.

lemmylem ,

Jobs that only do weekdays are such a blessing, I hated working rotating shift!

Vigilante , to memes in Seggs

4chan users be like :

(Also they’re dilusional and don’t look like that)

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i think channers are pretty well represented by the childish pepe meme

FlyingSquid , to memes in "Cancel Culture"
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Never mind Christians- long before this “cancel culture” bullshit started, Republicans were perfectly happy to censor the Dixie Chicks and basically destroy their careers because they dared to criticize George W. Bush.

I’ve never heard any of them say that was wrong of them, just that cancel culture is the worst thing ever.

TimeSquirrel , to memes in "Cancel Culture"
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Anyone up for some D&D?

DrSleepless ,

Man, my friend got all his D&D stuff taken away in 1984, he bought new stuff and left it at my house, which was fine by me as he said I could use it even if he wasn’t around.

octopus_ink ,

For anyone who isn’t aware of the Satanic Panic, this was a pretty fun time to be a D&D player:

gizmodo.com/a-brief-history-of-satanic-panic-in-t…

gizmodo.com/how-we-won-the-war-on-dungeons-dragon…

AnarchoNoAdjective ,

I believe the culture war junk is part of distract and divide tactics. ‘hey parents don’t worry about all the bloodshed from neoliberal policies, your kids are summoning demons!’

creamed_eels ,

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity.

oatscoop ,

You can’t just mention D&D and Satanic Panic without sharing the Chick Tract.

octopus_ink ,

:D I absolutely should have. I think I had at least a half dozen of these specific ones in physical form at one point back in the day.

Edit: Last time this came up I learned of this. 😀 youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNYxu1LqkyT3Ihj7l2n2WS…

Got_Bent ,

I love that there’s a reference to the Tom Hanks classic Mazes and Monsters in there.

Funny thing about the eighties. I was absolutely forbidden from playing dungeons and dragons but was totally allowed to play wizardry, Ultima, and bards tale.

Explain that parental logic.

I do feel I missed out. Never did get to play the real deal.

octopus_ink ,

I think tabletop gaming and D&D are having a renaissance in recent years - I bet you could find folks to play with easier than you think.

I haven’t played in decades myself, but my son does, and so does a good friend of mine (who is even older than me) and his kids, and seemingly half the people I know.

I would theoretically love to play, but I have other life circumstances that have required me to cut gaming time of any kind to 0 for awhile.

You should give it a shot if you can!

I love that there’s a reference to the Tom Hanks classic Mazes and Monsters in there.

That’s been on my rewatch list for awhile. I don’t think I’ve seen it since it was new. One of these days… :)

Hackerman_uwu ,

Only if we can listen to a Judas Priest record backwards.

Quackdoc , to lemmyshitpost in FF Evangelists
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I will never not be upset at people who don’t realize how ram works

FlyingSquid ,
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I’d say it’s more the unwillingness to switch from shitty Chrome as if it was a bad thing to do.

Quackdoc ,
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Chromium browsers have a lot of issues, and so does firefox, but ram usage is not one of chromes weaknesses, Chromium regularly preforms better for me then firefox does under low ram scenarios, Both in terms of chrome being responsive, and in terms of chrome not crippling everything else around it.

Zoidberg ,

This is correct. Ive helped a bunch of people (in Linux) complaining that chrome was eating all their ram when in fact it wasn’t. Memory management is hard and it’s easy to look at the wrong indicators.

It does love its ram but not as much as people think.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in FF Evangelists
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Firefox is for the weak.

Real men use NCSA Mosaic.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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I just telnet to port 443.

FlyingSquid ,
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Me circa 1993: This world-wide web thing is interesting, but it will never replace Gopher.

True story.

iknowitwheniseeit ,

Me too! I remember mansplaining to my girlfriend at the time how long it would take to visit a page and download images, and how nobody would wait that long to see pictures of cats. I underestimated how much people really want to see cat photos.

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
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Gopher had Veronica. With the WWW, look at the mess we have.

JoMiran , to programmerhumor in Are you comfortable with front-end or backend?
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Sounds like sexual harassment.

CanadaPlus ,

Lol yes, I was expecting a very different joke.

flora_explora , to programmerhumor in Cats and programmers - User Friendly

The open eyeballs scare me! Looks like hungry worms impersonating humans

Doods ,

Worse, they are one eyed monster thingies with hair horns on the back of their heads and mouth looking mustaches!!!

BaalInvoker , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

I’ve been using some sort of unix CLI since the time I learned to pee standing (last year?)

Well, if you’re a woman that’s a huge thing, pee standing!

If you’re a man, pee sitting (at home/friends home), please… It makes cleaning very, very simpler and the bathroom doesn’t smell like public restroom

k_rol ,

Out of context but good advice.

hayk OP ,

i experimentally found that peeing standing (handstanding to be precise) is the ultimate way, so i learned how to do that (like i said, was last year)

Diplomjodler , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

Where would one find custom Pipewire profiles for specific speakers and would those work for an unwashed Mint peasant like me? I have external speakers for my PC but the sound has room for improvement. I tried tweaking with Easyeffects but that is not really that easy if you have no idea about sound engineering.

dditty ,

Also wondering this. My razer laptop’s speakers have noticeably worse sound quality on pop_OS than on Windows

hayk OP ,

in my case it was kinda easy, since they were actually linked in the Arch wiki directly!!! but, yes, i guess in general it might be an issue. maybe look for keywords such as “easyeffects profile <YOUR SPEAKERS>” or something along these lines. you can also play around a little with the app to find the settings that work for you.

nous , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to really daily-drive Linux (and this Arch experiment is no exception). Don’t get me wrong: I love linux and the idea of having independent open-source and infinitely customizable OS. But unfortunately I professionally rely on some of the apps, that have no viable alternatives for Linux (PowerPoint, Photoshop, Illustrator, Proton Drive).

There are viable alternatives for Linux as you mentioned. But non are going to just be drop-in replacements for those tools. There are a lot of graphics design tools out there now that are just as powerful as Photoshop for what most people need. But the big issue is they are different in just enough ways that it can be a challenge to switch to them once you are used to the way Photoshop and the other windows only tools work. This is just something you are going to have to get over if you want to try Linux longer term.

But it can be far too much to switch all at once and with a completely new OS as well. So don’t. Instead start using these tools and alternative on your Windows install now. Start trying out different ones (there are a lot, both open and closed source), and giving each a decent attempt to use. Start out with smaller side projects so you don’t interrupt your main workflows and slowly over time start learning and getting used to the different way these other tools work. If you make some effort to do that while on Windows then the next time you try out Linux they wont seem as bad. But if you keep sticking with Windows only software on Windows you are going to find the same issue every time you try to switch.

tsonfeir ,
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Can you list those tools without mentioning the ones mentioned in the article?

hayk OP ,

agree, yes, especially the ProtonDrive configured through rsync: i really need it to be reliable, since i often travel and absolutely need my documents synced automatically with my PC. even in the early versions of ProtonDrive windows/mac app, it was often not syncing, and i would find myself on the road need to download a few gigs worth of slides and pdfs.

maniacal_gaff , to memes in Good Idea

Fwd fwd fwd

aleph , to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions
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As a Photoshop replacement, there’s Photopea.

It’s not as heavy duty, but the layout/tools are pretty much the same so it feels significantly more intuitive of you’re used to the PS way of doing things than Krita, GIMP, etc .

hayk OP ,

tried it… :( not really a replacement for me

LeFantome , (edited ) to linux in Tried Arch for the first time | My experience and impressions

I am really curious to see what happens with GIMP when they finally release 3.0 ( before May hopefully ).

3.0 will introduce CMYK, non-destructive editing, and other pro-level features. So it will be interesting to see if more people suddenly find that it is a viable Photoshop alternative.

Even more interesting potentially is that nee features can actually ship. It has literally been years now that new ideas get lost in dev versions that nobody uses. Going forward, improvements can be added to stable releases that people will actually use. It could be a game changer for the project.

magikmw ,

I hope GIMP 3.0 is the blender moment for GIMP. We’ll see.

hayk OP ,

I very much hope so too!!! i made myself to drift away from the Fusion 360 (they just took it a step further by moving a lot of stuff to the cloud) towards the FreeCad, and am enjoying its capabilities ever since. hope the same happens to GIMP. and it’s not about getting used to it after Photoshop, it just really lacks some of the basic functionality i absolutely need.

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