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TetraVega , to lemmyshitpost in Me trying to insert a flash drive at night

I flipped one like 5 times yesterday before I realized that I was 90 degrees off…

altima_neo , to memes in Pokemon - US Edition
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If it was in the US, it would quickly turn into palworld.

Toribor ,
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I haven’t played Palworld but I’m told that you can capture people and force them to work for you. So technically the US is already ahead of this.

Midnight1938 ,

I think he meant pocket monsters with guns

thirteene ,

That is correct, you can capture mercenaries for combat, and townsfolk can be relocated to your base (although risky)

altima_neo ,
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But with guns!

HowManyNimons ,

Bitchin cool!

EvolvedTurtle ,

The only thing I know from palworld Is a screenshot of a bunch of pals sitting in front of a conveyer belt and another screenshot of a pal with a gun

witheyeandclaw , to memes in Pokemon - US Edition

The guy that made Trailer Park Alien did a short about this. youtu.be/DJWooGhvSl8?si=U4mePYgRrJ7H_RVg

Annoyed_Crabby , to memes in Pokemon - US Edition

PokeRiot would totally turned into an all out civil war. I wonder if they have a signal jammer but for pokeball? 🤔

mr_MADAFAKA OP , to steam in Free point shop items for Deckbulders Fest
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EnderMB , to memes in Pokemon - US Edition

Someone should make a ROM hack where Pokémon centres charge a game-world fee equivalent to what a person would pay for healthcare for serious injuries in the US, with insurance and loan sharks.

Hello_there ,

Do the rom hack right.

  • Toll roads everywhere. Paid each time you enter.
  • Pokemart is a monopoly and gouges you.
  • Arceusism is the state religion and others are barely tolerated.
  • Gyms are privatized and cost per attempt.
  • Pokemon sweatshops.
  • PC access is a freemiun model where you get the first 5 for free, but beyond that you have to pay for Pokestorage+ and pay monthly. Also pokes come out hating you so pretty sure they getting abused. And occasionally pokes get lost.
SkybreakerEngineer ,

Cost per attempt? Gyms require an annual membership fee, and good luck ever canceling

besbin ,

The fee is just to “challenge” the gym master for your badge. You still have to pay the subscription to even get into the door.

shinratdr ,
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Pokémon Sweatshops

I think that was literally a plot point in one of the earlier games or anime? That one will be easy to adapt, just make Team Rocket the heroes for being shrewd businesspeople and you the villain for daring to question the will of the free market.

Hello_there ,

And all the rocket goons are just police protecting the capitalists

Scubus ,

Some of your items no longer function as the company that makes them went out of business

CooperRedArmyDog ,

Dont forget its a defacto state religion not dejure … just to make it more infurating

Sharkictus ,

In fact where it is dejure religion, nobody actually follows it or believes it.

MisterD ,

Make it so that you can appeal the results of battles

EvolvedTurtle ,

Wait That last one is just Pokemon home lmao

httperror418 ,

I read the end part there as Bender “with blackjack and hookers”

floofloof , to worldnews in Recent Ipsos poll shows that most people in western countries think that their country is headed in the wrong direction.

Problem is, in several of these countries half the people are unhappy with a lurch towards fascism, while the other half are unhappy their country is not fascist enough.

yogthos OP ,
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It’s so optimistic of you to think there’s an even split here.

velox_vulnus , to worldnews in Recent Ipsos poll shows that most people in western countries think that their country is headed in the wrong direction.

Which is actually a good thing. When people are aware that their system is screwed, there’s a room for growth. As an Indian, all I can see is nothing but grim future for ourselves. Maybe we’ll experience the most extreme forms of late-stage capitalism, maybe our country might break, maybe there could be a genocide. I hope that the syndicalist movement grows more powerful - perhaps the South would be a proper pocket for leftist movement?

yogthos OP ,
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For sure, people becoming aware that there is a problem with their governance is the first step towards actually doing something about it.

novibe , to worldnews in Recent Ipsos poll shows that most people in western countries think that their country is headed in the wrong direction.

Fucking scary seeing almost 80% of Indians believe they’re going in the right direction, ngl

FuckyWucky ,

ikr, embarrassing. corporate propaganda works i guess.

i do wonder about the sampling bias. usually these surveys bias towards urban college educated top 25% upper caste people, they should ask lowest income quartile.

novibe ,

The sampling bias makes sense actually… I bet it’s even more of a thing in India than most places.

Sanctus , to memes in W.W.J.D.
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The issue today is Jesus was washed away in mainstream media as a rebel against Rome. They didn’t want to sell that part of the story because, well, the Lord whipped and cursed them and they’re still doing it.

grue , to memes in W.W.J.D.

Q: WWJD?

A: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

cm0002 , to memes in W.W.J.D.

I was driving through, I think Utah, a while back and I remember seeing a billboard ad for a local bank. They were heavily leaning into religious marketing (or maybe they were a “Christian Bank”) and I remember thinking “Y’all im pretty sure Jesus had major issues with using the lord’s name for business” lmao

GrabtharsHammer ,

Well that’s after the book was mistranslated through version after version.

Utah has an accurate translation that their prophet found by looking into his hat.

Son_of_dad , to memes in W.W.J.D.

I always figured Jesus was trying to piss everyone off and martyr himself. He showed up to Roman controlled Jerusalem, during a pilgrimage month, got the local leaders riled up, has people worshipping him and calling him king, (don’t call yourself a king in a Roman province unless you wanna see what Romans do to Kings), his followers are lopping off ears, and disturbing the pax Romana. Really didn’t leave Roman authorities much choice but to please the locals by taking him out.

SpruceBringsteen ,

He’s sorta a Rasputin like character. Running around with prostitutes, healing the sick, great party tricks, rather hard to kill.

Ruthalas ,

More than one ear? :D

letsgo ,

You should probably read the book some time. People called him king but it wasn’t a title he wanted or requested; the only title he used of himself was “Son of man”. He didn’t request anyone to lop ears off (and in fact repeately tried to drill into people that the way forward is love) and on the one occasion it’s documented he rebuked the lopper and stuck the ear back on. It was the Pharisees and Sadducees that got riled up because Jesus exposed their hypocrisy, and the local leaders originally weren’t interested because they just saw it as an internal religious matter, but the P&S knew what buttons to push and that’s what got JC crucified. Pilate actually said he couldn’t see what Jesus had done wrong.

frezik ,

That’s the story told by his followers decades later. He would have been an apocalyptic peasant preacher, and most of those people have some combination of narcissism and mental instability. Most likely, he got killed for exactly what the sign on his crucifix said. Whitewashing his personality came later.

It’s no good reason to kill someone. The Roman Empire was a brutal place. But he probably was guilty.

Son_of_dad ,

If I wanted credibility or accuracy I wouldn’t read the Bible. In any case, he was a cheeky lad, knew how to get martyred but make it look political.

By the way, why were Jesus’s disciples and followers carrying swords? Isn’t that a contradiction?

brenticus , to linuxmemes in Please help

If I would stop spending so much time modifying (read: breaking) it it probably would be more productive. I love the ergonomics of my setup.

But also wouldn’t it be cool to add just one more fancy widget to my already janky-as-fuck eww bar? No? Well I’ll do it anyways.

beeng , to linuxmemes in Please help

But who has learned more by the end?

DeaDvey OP ,

Maybe the true reward was the widgets we made along the way.

mexicancartel ,

And the themes that wipes the disk

beeng ,

No better way to learn than to climb out of the massive hole you just dug yourself.

Chewy7324 ,

But is it useful what you’ve learned? Could’ve learned something else.

(But I’m commenting on a meme, instead washing my dishes, both things that didn’t teach me much).

DeaDvey OP ,

Yes, this information will be vital for when I become a Professional Linux Desktop Ricing World Championships Competitor.

beeng ,

I learn vim whilst I rice.

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