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s08nlql9 , to programmerhumor in I Hate It

i want to see the original, where can i find source?

yogthos OP ,
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It’s a comic by Hannah Hillam

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a5ba91b9-a814-4cb0-8dec-5be88c59d538.jpeg

voxl , to programmerhumor in I Hate It

Well, I love it! So there! Muahahhahahaahaa

yogthos OP ,
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https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/05a24957-20dc-4298-8892-63e29b2548cd.png

voxl ,

Haha hey it brings in the money! I’m almost exclusively doing devops now (terraform makes me drool) but I can fix your php, ruby, js, give me anything man, I’ll learn it.

I just have no problems with the weirdness of js. I weirdly like it. Love receiving a comment on a PR “wtf why do you do it like this? This is much easier: something_i_already_tried”.

Pulptastic , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

That sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke but I don’t think it is.

Eufalconimorph , to risa in It just has a better ring to it

Terok Nand had better data storage.

Stoneykins , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

Corpse:water sounds like it would be a calorie free carbonated vodka drink that my sister “likes”.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs ,

Not that far from Liquid Death https://liquiddeath.com/cdn/shop/products/LiquidDeath_WebsitePDP_MountainWater_GREY_MainImage.webp?v=1681315872&width=1200

funkless_eck ,

i love LD. I dont care if I’m a victim of branding. it’s made me drink more water and use less plastic doing so.

Magnetar ,

But more aluminium, which is recyclable but energy intensive. Also fun fact, decaying aluminium cans act as a toxin for trees. I’m sorry, don’t mean to be a downer.

scottywh ,

Plant more cannabis and it will remove the aluminum toxins from the soil thus protecting the trees.

witten ,

Also… and here’s the fun part… aluminum cans are lined with plastic.

creditCrazy ,
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I don’t drink liquid death because it’s environmentally friendly I just fucking hate trees no reason

Magnetar ,

But have you considered, trees are cool

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio
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If there are bodies in the water, I take them out of the water. Then I let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the…

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

nailbar ,

I can hear this in a Parrot’s voice

Sukisuki ,

This is good shit

ChickenLadyLovesLife , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

I’m more worried about sharks than bodies. A body can’t turn me into another body, at least not as quickly as a shark can.

Sotuanduso ,

You haven’t been watching enough horror movies.

Lammy , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

Some people even move through other fluids like air, even though there are many more corpses in it

Agent641 , (edited )

This is why I only move through solids such as earth.

Lammy ,

Based

FlowerDeepSeaFish ,

How much corpse:earth ratio do you need to be it acceptable?

Agent641 ,

1:1

creditCrazy ,
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Here’s the best question how many corpses does it take before people want to leave the planet Side note: this feels like a shower thought from a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy character

Zerush , to memes in Hackerman
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What about Parrot?

PM_ME_YOUR_SNDCLOUD , to cat in No laughing!

why is this so funny?

Probably exactly what the cat was saying!

skycat , to memes in Hackerman

If you want freedom in computing use Trisquel GNU / Linux

Lettuceeatlettuce , to linuxmemes in You never forget your first
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

This is the kind of meme that makes me both happy and sad.

Happy becuase it’s so funny, but sad because nobody I know personally would get it lol.

ArchmageAzor , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio
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You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Chickenstalker , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history

It was to avoid paying licensing fees.

famousringo , to risa in It just has a better ring to it

Like, imagine if we let a bunch of aliens set up shop on the moon and they decided to rename it ‘Backwater Rockball 31’.

Navi ,

I never really thought about it but you’re right. It isn’t a federation station… it’s a Bajoran station the the federation are helping run.

Why doesn’t it have a Bajoran name?

Daqu ,

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    mosiacmango ,

    San Francisco is where kirk found the past whales that saved the future earth, so the federation headquartered there in tribute.

    FaelNum ,

    The Federation is Headquartered out of Paris France. You must be thinking Starfleet.

    UESPA_Sputnik ,
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    I presume the Bajorans had their hands full with cleaning up after the occupation so they didn’t care about the name. After all, it was just a rather irrelevant ore-processing facility.

    When they asked the Federation to run the station, the Feds got to decide the name. 🤷‍♂️

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