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SomeBoyo , to lemmyshitpost in can't remember this part in the bible

Literally 1984

Knasen , to memes in I think they'll be fine

I like that more and more websites have realized they are loosing traffic on denying ad blockers so that they offer the options to “disable and support” or “continue anyway”.

Traffic is king and people will find other sites if you try to be a hard ass about it.

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in cactus
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That’s not a child’s handwriting

beerclue ,

Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))

isthingoneventhis ,

noooooo lol that’s adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they’re past 4-5th grade if they’re regularly encouraged to practice. The “neat” student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.

PP_BOY_ ,
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The “R” in mushroom is what gave it away. No child in the history of reproduction has written one like that.

altima_neo ,
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It’s also all uppercase

fastandcurious ,
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laughs in asian

Kids would be hanged if they wrote like that in 5th grade, atleast mentally, funny thing is everyone stops caring as you get older, so all that practice was just a waste of time

isthingoneventhis ,

When I was growing up my teachers told me I had to learn good cursive because all of my collage papers would be hand written in it for context. So I know the feeling maybe lol. It’s really shocking how absolutely garbage kids are at writing now, at least where I am anyways.

Unforeseen , to memes in I think they'll be fine

Loving these recent Men in Tights memes!

superduperenigma , to lemmyshitpost in can't remember this part in the bible

Normalize Jesus with a handlebar mustache

Kyrrrr ,

“Heaven yeah, brother!”

zeet , to lemmyshitpost in cactus
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Missing the apostrophe

troglodytis ,

They share

basxto ,
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Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s

gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in can't remember this part in the bible

Origin of the term Pussy

andrew ,
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Everyone knows white Adam and Eve spoke English with white God. And that paradise was a Jungle which is definitely a great place to exist naked with all those insects.

name_NULL111653 ,

But the insects came after sin. Yes, all animals were there because evolution is wrong, but insects aren’t animals because they come about via spontaneous generation /s

The logic of the 17th century. Although modern creationists have updated it to “all orders / families are a Kind (whatever the hell that is), but insects are their own Kind so there was just this one really nice bug and parasites magically started evolving after the fall.”

Tangent5280 ,

If you sin or hide away from god he makes a parasite whose lifecycle involves crawling up your peehole and laying eggs in your anal wall.

Sotuanduso , to lemmyshitpost in Real-time feedback

In my experience, ChatGPT is a bit of a yes-man.

Technus ,

That’s basically all it is. Explains why management types are so obsessed with it.

Sotuanduso ,

Nah, it’s also good for low stakes research and as a substitute for low-quality or difficult-to-browse code documentation.

EdibleFriend ,
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It’s told me I’m wrong in some truly hilarious ways actually. It can be stupid in both directions.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I tried to mess with Gemini by explaining that 100% of people love the Princess Bride, and it got sassy with me saying that’s literally impossible. I said it wasn’t impossible, but inconceivable.

It didn’t think I was funny.

Sotuanduso ,

ChatGPT catches the joke and applauds the user for making it.

Cort , to lemmyshitpost in can't remember this part in the bible

Ugh fine. But I can still get deep throated by the giraffe right? That’s like the whole reason you made them isn’t it?

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in cactus

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in cactus
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I’ve seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I’m just like “what men have more than the one hole for these?” I really wanna see a dude with 2 buttholes. That’d be neat.

Nfamwap ,

You’re not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?

hungryphrog ,

The WHAT guy??

Apeman42 ,
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Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.

explodicle , to lemmyshitpost in Real-time feedback

Thank you for your patience. I’m sorry I didn’t do the think you asked for, at all. Here’s the exact same output though.

z500 , to lemmyshitpost in can't remember this part in the bible
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tombruzzo , to lemmyshitpost in cactus

This won’t happen to my kids. Their mother’s toy is more dragon shaped

IndiBrony ,
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“I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!”

wreckedcarzz , to lemmyshitpost in can't remember this part in the bible
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Tigers are sexy af and he’s obviously into it, practically on top of me even with others around. You’re just mad because you can’t get face-fucked by this magnificent muscular beast. Go on and prance around with your little lady, Jesus, I’ve got testosterone and sement in my evening plans.

Jimbo ,
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Never heard of something so manly as a man fucking a tiger… Other way around is fine toooo

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