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balderdash9 , to memes in Why must we be done this way?

I can try to make the material interesting and be engaging but if you’re watching Overwatch on your phone all of that is a moot point.

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/8492d076-ffaf-4ad5-a29f-27d31855cc63.webp

user224 ,

but if you’re watching Overwatch

You can just take away their phone in that case, no?
Not sure about OP, but my point is that phones can be useful. But if they’re clearly not…

kmkz_ninja ,

That means teachers would have to discipline, which means that the superintendent or school board would have to pay a fair salary and give fair tools, which means the state or city would have to up the budget, which means that we wouldn’t be able to repave the roads in the nice part of town next spring.

TheHighRoad ,
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What Utopia do you live in where the reason doesn’t end with “which means we won’t be able to line the pockets of our friends’ companies?”

kmkz_ninja ,

The friends live in the nice communities with freshly paved roads, but yes.

usernamesaredifficul ,

having to look at what the kid is doing and judge things on a case by case basis would eat into lesson time which is already stretched thin with class management as it is

user224 ,

You can just disallow phones during classes.

sag , to memes in Please discuss.

It’s clearly a burger.

jplate8 , to cat in Phone a friend

Why was there wine there

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe it was on a side table and she had to move it to clean. I’ve definitely had to move furniture to clean up cat puke.

ExtraMedicated , (edited ) to cat in Phone a friend

Throwing up under the furniture also works.

rsh ,

Just the chug-chug sound is enough to wake me from the deepest sleep.

BNE , to memes in Please discuss.
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aport , to memes in Please discuss.

Yes.

A hot dog is also a sandwich

Creddit ,

Pretty sure flatbread predated leavened bread, so it’s reasonable to conclude tacos predated both hot dogs and sandwiches.

Conclusion: Hot dogs are tacos, sandwiches are broken tacos.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Are pizzas just unfinished tacos then?

mihnt ,
@mihnt@kbin.social avatar

Pizza is just an open face sandwich, but arguments can be made that New York style is a taco because most people fold it to consume it.

Have to ask yourself what a calzone is then.

Khotetsu ,

A loaf of bread.

Bread often has stuff baked into it, so what’s the difference between a loaf of bread with cheese or nuts baked into it vs. a loaf with chicken, cheese, and marina sauce baked into it.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

A calzone is a wrap/burrito. Unless uncrustables are in play and are recognized as their own distinct category. In which case a calzone is an uncrustable or vice versa

Creddit ,

Yeah, they’re baked burritos for sure!

mihnt ,
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Next thing you're going to tell me is a pasty is a burrito.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Pastries are an umbrella category of baked goods that are usually but not always sweet. The composition of the dough and preparation techniques are different and distinct from the sandwich debate. Though I guess you could make the case for empanadas. Or that calzones are large Italian empanadas and uncrustables are also a type of empanada. Hmmm 🤔

mihnt ,
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Creddit ,

Sort of. As the other commenter pointed out, they are open face.

Sandwiches are broken tacos, but pizzas are not broken.

Pizzas are open face tacos.

Num10ck ,

and thus kitchens are just covered campfires now?

vrojak , (edited )

So sandwich is the parent category, and hot dogs are a type of sandwich? Are burgers, too?

Oh no I accidentally started researching, there is an actual British Sandwich Association that defines sandwich as "any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold". The USDA, however, has different definitions for open and closed sandwiches and it depends on the percentage amounts of bread and meat... I guess if you put cheese on your bread it's not a sandwich at all!

uglo ,
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Heresy! I demand the BSA’s definition to be accepted and adopted everywhere! “if you put cheese on your bread its not a sandwich at all!” - this is unbeliveable and hilarious

Zink ,

I know, lol. Seriously how many well-known sandwiches have “cheese” or “melt” right in their name?!

navigatron ,

Any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold

But, dare I say, does that not make a ravioli a sandwich? A poptart? Mayhaps even … Lasagna?

Ah, you proclaim! But those are cooked further!

But so too is a grilled cheese! And a patty melt!

Where will the madness end?

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

What? No.

A hot dog is a taco.

NotSpez ,

Well, everyone knows that.

But by current BSA standards a taco is a sandwitch. So it checks out.

aport ,

A taco is also a sandwich

Creddit ,

Ehem, well actually leavened bread came out way after flatbreads - so sandwiches are broken tacos.

It’s all tacos.

ryathal ,

Taco is Mexican for sandwich.

notabot , to memes in Please discuss.

What do we call it if it is also cut and filled in the conventional bagel plane?

eldain ,

xandwich

bastion ,

The right answer.

notabot ,

I like the way you think. That also leaves open the possibly of the yandwich, which is cut into three equal segments in the same way as the opening post, and the xyandwich when you combine the x and y options.

eldain ,

Not a Δandwich?

notabot ,

Now I’m just getting hungry.

GreenMario ,

Tesserwich is a possibility if you start fucking around in the Fourth dimension.

notabot ,

I’ve been trying to work out if, by cutting a helix around the bagel, you can create a mobius type sandwich with two, interlinked parts.

Moving in to higher dimensional bagel cutting is probably the sort of thing you can really make one’s brain hurt.

GreenMario ,

I think a Mobius bagel would be a SCP artifact. In before it’s actually cataloged and numbered.

ironhydroxide ,

Not an xorwich?

captain_aggravated ,
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An xorwich would be crosscut, or ripped, but not both.

original_ish_name ,

Sandwich cut in half

notabot ,

I realise that you are correct, but which way is the sandwich, and which way is the cut? It’s filled on both planes.

Glaive0 , to memes in Please discuss.

It’s two halves of a bagel stuck together with jam and peanut butter to reform a solid torus. It’s math. They COULD have had an easy time eating your math, but the construction made it more difficult.

dan1101 , to memes in Please discuss.

It is a sandwich because the toppings are sandwiched between bread. But it’s not a good sandwich.

JazzAlien ,

Now, they wouldn’t be toppings in this configuration, would they?

Num10ck ,

middling

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Inbetwingers

robot_dog_with_gun ,

if it’s a sandwich it’s not “toppings” anyway.

HappyMeatbag , to memes in Please discuss.
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If this photo was in black and white I’d briefly mistake it for a bad welding job.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Is peanut butter and jelly an epoxy: please discuss.

JoeBigelow ,
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Is bread a building material?

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Any material is a building material if you reduce your structural strength requirements sufficiently!

JoeBigelow ,
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Welcome to my spaghetti pagoda

smitty , to mildlyinteresting in An "airport neighbourhood" where people can store their planes in their yard and taxi directly to the runway
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Here’s a nice big one just south of Daytona Beach

www.google.com/maps/…/data=

bobs_monkey ,

Here’s one I was thinking of near Ocala, FL, I believe John Travolta has/had a place there:

29.2747779, -82.1204260

And another one in Yucca Valley, CA:

34.1289163, -116.4077455

merc ,

Whoa. That area has things that look like roads, but are extended taxiways from the homes to the runway. For the early-alphabet taxiways there’s a clear distinction between the public roads and the taxiways. The roads end in dead-ends before the runways, and the taxiways end in dead-ends before the roads.

But, when you get to taxiway echo, it actually crosses Spruce Creek Blvd. So, you could be slowing down to a stop sign, only to see a plane taxi across the road in front of you. I wonder how often cars end up on that taxiway by accident.

ivanafterall , to mildlyinteresting in An "airport neighbourhood" where people can store their planes in their yard and taxi directly to the runway
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Where the hell am I supposed to put my boat?

AA5B ,
Da_Boom ,
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Or better still, skip the airpark and get a lake front property with a seaplane and a boat.

Tolookah , to mildlyinteresting in An "airport neighbourhood" where people can store their planes in their yard and taxi directly to the runway

I want to see a train-based one of these

FlyingSquid ,
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Everyone parks their personal train in their yard?

Tolookah ,

Yeah, or at least train cars, with a way to get it onto the network for vacations and such. (Vacationing in a personal train car sounds fun)

ivanafterall ,
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This is the future I didn't know I wanted. But it seems like a good way to make Snowpiercer reality in record time.

Overzeetop ,
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It's the present in the US. Many people own personal train cars, and you just contract with Amtrak to hook you up and you're off on vacation. You can even bring Babu. You can rent personal cars as well, though you probably should make sure yuor ocelot is housebroken if you're taking a rental.

Now, I say "many" but what I means is that's more than a few. Many is still probably in the 3-4 digit number (I'm guessing). And you'd be correct in assuming that it's not a luxury most people can afford. But it does exist.

Baketime ,

Who is Babu?

PizzasDontWearCapes ,

An ocelot from the cartoon Archer

Another character in the show, Carol/Sheryl, comes from a wealthy family and owns a private rail car

And, there’s an ocelot named Babu

bluGill ,

DO they still? Last I heard Amtrak was no longer taking private train cars as too many were not in good mechanical shape and thus a large cause of their delayed trains.

tburkhol ,

I was just googling around, and it looks to me like a private rail car costs something like a 2nd home, storage fees similar to property tax, $4/mile to have Amtrak haul you around. Basically a vacation home, but mobile. Definitely a 1% thing, but not billionaires-only. Probably way more prestige in saying you’ve got a private rail car than a beach house. At least among a certain segment.

Most interesting thing I’ve learned all week.

Tolookah ,

I’d love parking for these cars at various places I want to visit though, think railway parking timeshare.

SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT ,

The logistics and cost of that does NOT sound fun. I’m pretty sure it would make the airport neighborhood look like a slum, based on the money needed.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Basically like an older industrial district with rail links to every building, but with houses instead.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Vacationing in a personal train car sounds fun

My parents almost did this in India a few years back. They have travel agencies that plop you in a couple of nicely-appointed rail cars that you stay in for a month while they’re attached to different trains every night. You wake up each morning in a new city - basically a land cruise.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Railroad suburbs exist! Streetcar suburbs as well. Was actually the norm outside of the city core until they started ripping up all the rail lines to build highways.

Ginjutsu ,

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ILikeBoobies , to memes in Please discuss.

Yes but it’s not a very good one

TeryVeneno , to memes in Why must we be done this way?

Something I’ve found to have worked well in the past is phone breaks. It helps regulate phone usage and makes students far more likely to pay attention, myself included. The teachers that had the most success gave us phone breaks. Regulation and breaks > punishments.

WhyIDie ,

That’s actually a pretty elegant solution. A teacher being against something that motivates the kids is a losing battle to begin with. Extending that olive branch stops that bridge from being burned, and there’s been all those studies that show prudent use of breaks increase productivity, including outside of that environment

SexMachineStalin ,
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Something like 15 minutes break between 45 minutes of each lecture/period would be probably the most logical solution (which many countries implement) so there is at least some chill time instead of just having to hurry class to class. What if you need to 9/11 the school toilet, grab the heavy-arse books from the locker, make death threats to NAFOs on Twitter, or get some xp in Runescape? Maybe kids will be less likely to goof off in class?

user224 ,

This does seem like a pretty good idea.

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