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general_kitten , to memes in Big scared

Yes im a alpha male: still in developement and full of flaws

FiskFisk33 ,

I’m a bad boy. I’m a boy and am literally bad at everything :(

StaySquared , (edited ) to memes in Big scared

“We’ll convert your children” www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOQF4kadHA

“We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children” www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_BfG3xrA5k

No… it’s definitely not fear. I can promise you that.

RizzRustbolt , to memes in Big scared

Was there always a bucket in that picture?

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Maybe they were feeding the rabbit from the bucket. The rabbit just wanted some snacks, and these kids didn’t like that.

Zerush OP , to memes in When I was young
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INHALE_VEGETABLES , to memes in When I was young

Lmao there’s no way this is real right?

😬

200ok ,

I’m flapergasted

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

I am vaginally losing my mind over it.

Karyoplasma , to memes in Big scared

Don’t push alpha to production, silly.

puppy ,

So alpha males are males who are unrefined and flawed? 🤔

samus12345 ,
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Beta males must be further along in development, then.

RizzRustbolt ,

Gold males used to be pretty damn good. Now they’re just as buggy as the rest, and usually need a few patches on release day.

samus12345 ,
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“A delayed male is eventually good, but a rushed male is forever bad.”

ekZepp , to memes in Big scared
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The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs are simply families

scientificamerican.com/…/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a…

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Baboons act more like that, you know primates like us.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Bonobos, primates like us and more closely related than baboons, do not.

Shou ,

I mean. They are a matriarchy. So one could say the oldest is the alpha female. Who only accepts a new female in the group if she’s able to sexually satisfy the matriarch. And in case you want to see what bonobo gay sex looks like… don’t. It looks like two sopping tumors rubbing against each other.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Oh thank god the tumors aren’t dry.

ekZepp ,
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…There are a range of animal behaviors out there, and just because humans choose to identify with some more than others doesn’t mean we have to.

discovermagazine.com/…/the-science-of-alpha-males…

MehBlah , to memes in Big scared

Fear is the primary emotion of any dude who calls or thinks themselves a alpha.

blanketswithsmallpox , to memes in Big scared

Reminds me of the fight porn video on reddit recently where a sp./port. Andrew Tate elbowed someone out because another guy fell asleep on his shoulder ring the subway and he had to have a closet gay fit of felonies.

Scolding0513 , to memes in Is it just me, or is there a similarity between them?

nope, just you

TheAnonymouseJoker OP ,
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Did you just go around and stalk my account to the level of replying to my 4 month and 10 month old posts? WTF?

Scolding0513 ,

um, what the sigma? no? 🤨

BananaOnionJuice , to memes in Big scared
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LTS Males are more reliable, they may still need patches though.

Num10ck , to memes in Big scared

‘alpha males’ find that they cannot use their typical lazy tools for wiping out competition when dealing with such adversaries. violence against them is unacceptable. filthy rumors aren’t damaging.

HEXN3T , to memes in Big scared
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Alpha Males 🤝 🌈

EmpathicVagrant , to memes in When I was young
scrion ,

Yikes. If the second sentence of your ad reads So instead of blaming him […] she should question herself, we’re in for a good time. And that’s not even touching the idea that his many neglects can be explained away by what exactly, pussy odor?

Not a doctor here, but I’m being told applying a disinfectant might not be the best idea, although the medical details are by far not the bleakest thing about this ad.

To be fair, before it was promoted like this, it was actually used in Germany to combat Cholera. This dystopian marketing we see here is a US invention.

Fun fact: early Lysol was really poisonous and was used as the suicide poison in the beginning of the 20th century, readily available and all. It was also used for homemade abortions.

eskuero , to linuxmemes in Stability
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A Debian sid user is just a future Arch Linux user.

I use arch btw

sharkfucker420 ,
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Arch btw

redbr64 ,
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Arch

redbr64 ,
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Btw

Ziglin ,

Am I invited here? I use arch based distro btw.

DolphinMath ,

You really should have read the wiki before asking that question. /s

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