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TropicalDingdong , to memes in When I was young

Can we start a gofundme for @Zerush to buy more pixels?

There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

It’s dangerous to go alone take this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/56e9cdf0-c15e-45a2-8e39-24c4eabfe831.jpeg

Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffcf4b9b-de2f-4f4f-a7b1-6ad28ce84108.jpeg

TropicalDingdong ,

Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
TropicalDingdong ,
powerofm ,

So it’s fake…

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

It's real...

..ly high resolution compared to the OP.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, it’s so much sharper that it cut me.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

… wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?

I bet it’s kebab based markup.

DeathbringerThoctar ,
taanegl , to memes in Today is Tomorrow's History.

Today is yesterday’s tomorrow…

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) to memes in Raid

TL;DR My country’s customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.

We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:

Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK ≈ 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.

Item Description of the auctioned item Qty Unit price CZK total
1 Erotic aid - anal jewel, 3 pcs/set 594 300 ($13) 178 200,00 ($7722)
2 Erotic aid case 300 210 ($9) 63 000,00 ($2700)
3 Erotic aid (penis) 40 600 ($25) 24 000,00 ($1000)
4 Electric pump 40 90 ($4) 3 600,00 ($160)
5 Sex aid - straps 193 300 ($13) 57 900,00 ($2509)
6 Erotic aid - anal jewel with tail 99 210 ($9) 20 790,00 ($891)
7 Erotic aid for penis without USB 77 300 ($13) 23 100,00 ($1001)
8 Venus balls 112 300 ($13) 33 600,00 ($1456)
9 Enema 210 120 ($5) 25 200,00 ($1050)
10 Enema with black pouch 30 150 ($7) 4 500,00 ($210)
Total price (CZK) 433 890,00 ($18,315)
Auction start at (CZK) 144 630,00 ($6105)

The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.

Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-L’s English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)

Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

You can use the “save” function to come later

Yeah you can

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Or I can reply to your comment and have you receive a notification. Yeah, it’s done, I even extracted the images from the document (native res, no scaling).

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Haha thanks!

But unfortunately, tone doesn’t carry well through text, and may be especially poorly conveyed to someone who isn’t a native speaker (which I’m assuming, from your username). My previous comment was meant to be read with an insinuating tone, playing on your use of the term “come”.

HottieAutie ,

Let’s return together

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

60min are over.
We need that information!

For research.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Sorry, there have been tech problems. It’s done, I’ll just extract and upload the rest of the images from the PDF.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

(Disclaimer: My comment earlier was not to be taken seriously)

Thank you for the update :)

Huschke ,

Nothing suspicious here lol

sunbytes ,

“erotic aid for penis without usb”

This implies the existence of…

Viking_Hippie ,

Well how do YOU charge penises? 🤷

MenigPyle ,

With my mouth ajar?

Viking_Hippie ,

Sure, that works.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

With a proprietary connector, unfortunately.

Viking_Hippie ,

Your MOM’S a proprietary connector!

She still works for Bumble, right? 😉

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I am handicapped, my penis does not have a USB port. I am thankful that there are erotic aids made for people like me.

Zagorath , (edited )
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I am kinda curious what about these were illegal. Like, are they particularly shoddy home-made stuff? Just some boring lack of import permits? Does Czechia have strict laws around sex toys?

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

Nah, likely just incorrectly declared and the importer failed to respond to a tax evasion fine. The Czech Republic is pretty lax when it comes to regulating such things (heck, even this was allowed). They could be legalized without a CE certificate, just some paper work.

HottieAutie ,

Based on a few docu-series I’ve seen on the Internet that include casting interviews, adult parties, and erotic behaviors in public, I’m pretty certain that the Czech Republic is lax on sexual matters.

far_university1990 , to memes in it's gross

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Sieg

LittleBorat2 ,

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,

SPRICH

TwoCubed ,

DEUTSCH

loudWaterEnjoyer ,

HURENSOHN

flop_leash_973 , to programmerhumor in Very clever...

A lot of my personal dislike for VIM would be done away with if it just had a helpful common keys cheat sheet (basic cursor navigation, edit mode, exit with and without saving, etc) at the bottom of the editor window like Nano does.

jayemar ,

I understand where you’re coming from, but as a frequent user of vim I’d much rather have the additional line of text.

beastlykings ,

It should be default on, with a setting to turn it off for power users

thecodeboss ,

They could even have one of the commands on the cheatsheet be to hide it, so anyone who doesn’t want it will immediately see how to turn it off.

droans ,

That makes sense, I mean your monitor can only fit like six lines of text.

corship ,

Try nvim

eeleech ,

Having the commands listed at the bottom by default is one thing i personally dislike about nano, because they take up space while being useless to someone knowing the commands (or at least knowing how to open the help in, which is what you can do in vim to achieve the cheat sheet). The alternative that vim uses, is to show the commands when starting the editor without opening a file.

Omniraptor ,

is there not an option to turn them off??

redempt ,

one of my favorite things about helix is how easily you can check the keybinds for certain actions - just space-? and then you can see a list of every command available (by description) and their keybinds, if they have one

lesnake ,

Not to forget the buit in popup showing the shortcuts, similar to which-key, but built in

neo ,
@neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space avatar

This is the only reason I have any idea how to navigate nano.

CatLikeLemming ,
@CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Really, I’d just recommend using nano then. It’s installed basically anywhere you can find vim and works perfectly fine as a text editor! To use vim effectively it has a learning curve no matter what, so it’s not necessarily meant for everyone.

HKPiax , to lemmyshitpost in i hate this meme
@HKPiax@lemmy.world avatar

I literally don’t get it. I just don’t. Where do people do that? Online somewhere? On TikTok? Help

GBU_28 ,

Right character is acting like online replies where they didn’t even really read the original. I mean, they read it, but they’re just reacting without really thinking.

grrgyle ,

Yeah it’s like “reacting” to live content (a human conversation) while it’s ongoing. The joke is bro is acting like an anonymous member of the chat (chorus or peanut gallery, for my fellow olds) in a face to face convo, which is not appropriate.

I have actually noticed this trend of people of youth making little chirps or ironic barks (to use vg nomenclature) under their breath while a conversation is ongoing. This isn’t totally new ofc, it’s just my generation would be more like “uh huh” “yeah” “oh totally” as non-interrupting encouragement, but not so much with the ironic riffing.

I think it’s kind of funny, but like anything there’s a time and as place

GBU_28 ,

Bro noticed a trend

bdonvr ,

Trendpilled noticemaxxer

FatTony ,

I’m sorry, but I still don’t get it :(

GBU_28 ,

Bro don’t get it

baggins ,

me when I don’t get it

papalonian ,

Did you ever have a friend who would, no matter how many times they’ve already said it or how little sense it makes, always take the opportunity to say, “that’s what she said”?

I think it’s kinda like that, the guy on the left is trying to have a normal conversation but the person on the right here’s something that triggers their infested brain and they just have to blurt out the totally hilarious joke. This completely kills the conversation, and the one trying to talk is looking at his buddy like, what the hell is wrong with you?

FatTony ,

Yeah, I think I get it now :D

zarathustrad ,

“This guy gets it!”

CanadaPlus , to programmerhumor in Handy guide to the not-so-hidden meaning of programmers language

What’s the deal with people’s favourite languages, anyway? I’m yet to encounter a language I will defend under all circumstances.

aktenkundig ,

Looks like you haven’t tried C++ yet? /s

jukibom , to linuxmemes in My lazy ass, nowadays.

I’m the opposite because I’ve had nothing but bad luck with docker. I should really spend more time with it but ugh

CosmicTurtle ,

It’s definitely worth learning. I had the damnedest time with docker until I went to a meetup and had someone ELI5 to me. And it wasn’t that I wasn’t technical. I just couldn’t wrap my head around so many layers of extraction.

The guy was very patient with me and helped me get started with docker compose and the rest is history.

Archer ,

Abstraction?

taanegl , to memes in ts moment

L’s in the chat… just not on TeamSpeak.

tupcakes , to memes in what are you doing step baby daddy?
@tupcakes@lemmy.world avatar

Me, gen x, hating all those.

Misconduct ,

You guys just kinda quietly hate a lot of things anyway so that seems fine lol

phoenixz , to memes in Know the difference.

Also victims of communism: anyone aged 1-99 who happens to be the wrong family, who practices wrong think, who has family members who practice wrong think, who have an opinion, who like to be different, and I can go on for a while…

People like you should maybe watch 'the chekist". Once you’re done and not crawled up in fetal position while crying maybe you can think for a little bit about what it is that you really want.

Seriously, you tankie types are nauseatingly naïeve.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Rent seeking behavior is wrongthink. Being Royalty is practicing wrongthink. Communism is built on Critical Theory making criticism of society its bedrock. I dont consume propaganda, I try to stick to primary sources as close as possible and make my own.

Seriously you Capitalist Apologists are so brainwashed by literal Cold War Propaganda its pathetic.

FluffyPotato ,

The USSR had a minimum sentence of 5 years of forced labor for being gay. Being gay is also apparently wrongthink.

archomrade ,

Between 1907 and 1937, over 30 U.S. states passed compulsory sterilization.

Woops, wrong thread.

Acinonyx ,

>whataboutism

archomrade ,

I was using the same implied argument he was, bud

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Advocating for Communism is not Advocating for the USSR.

FluffyPotato ,

You say that but there are numerous people in the comments defending both the USSR and Stalin.

Shyfer ,

The USSR did good things and bad things but reactionaries like to pretend it was all bad. There are hard numbers about life expectancy increasing, better life for women, research achievements, general quality of life and happiness metrics, and more that increased. There was lots of bad parts, but same in the US.

There were anti gay laws on the books for the US, and towns you couldn’t even walk in while black. Hell, there are still some sundown towns in places in the US. If you just point out that stuff, or if you lived in such a horrible area or had family who did spreading their stories, then it will just come off as a hell hole. The US does suck, but it’s not just Skid Row, the projects, lynch mobs, coups, wars, etc. Same for the USSR. There were good things we can save and build on, and bad things we need to avoid for future socialist projects.

It’s not like the first attempts for democracy went well, either. But I wouldn’t diss it in the Middle Ages and say we can only do monarchies, the pinnacle of political achievements, just because " it never succeeded. It fell in Greece and the Roman Republic and every other time it’s been tried, and has never worked ever and thus is always doomed to fail."

FluffyPotato , (edited )

My problem with people citing those metrics is that they are true for Russia itself while ignoring that a large reason for those improvements was colonialism done to the occupied regions. Industrialisation was another thing that improved those metrics but that was hardly unique to the USSR. Some of those regions may have had benefits but here in Estonia it was pretty much all around bad. After the occupation ended the quality of life here improved rapidly.

As far as examples for socialism I’d say the USSR was an all around failure but people still defend it and even Stalin who basically guaranteed it’s failure as a socialist project. In the baltic region the word communism is basically poisoned because of the USSR.

OurToothbrush ,

You need to look at the referendum to maintain the soviet union before you say shit about imperialist Russia. Non-russian SSRs were most enthusiastic about keeping the USSR around.

FluffyPotato ,

The one boycotted by 6 of the 15 territories? Or the ones that followed in each that led to them declaring independence which in turn led to the collapse of the soviet union?

The baltics were 3 of those boycotting territories and we had similar referendums for independence which, I’m pretty sure, all got over 70% support.

OurToothbrush , (edited )

The one boycotted by 6 of the 15 territories?

That’s the one, where Russians had less interest in the USSR than the participating territories.

Or the ones that followed in each that led to them declaring independence which in turn led to the collapse of the soviet union?

Sure, and not the presidential coup. Get real.

The baltics were 3 of those boycotting territories and we had similar referendums for independence which, I’m pretty sure, all got over 70% support.

And the Baltics are doing so much better now.

I’m reminded of a story of Lithuania charging holocaust survivors for fighting as partisans against the nazis in WW2. It happened in 2009. They’ve gotten more fascist since. Wonder what itd be like if the USSR was never overthrown.

FluffyPotato ,

The baltics are actually doing much better now yea, by pretty much every metric.

OurToothbrush , (edited )

Yes, slightly improved metrics sure compensate for the systemic nazi rehabilitation /s

And for the overall lowering of living conditions across the former USSR /s

FluffyPotato ,

Nope, living conditions have improved massively and way less nazies here than Russia as well.

Shyfer ,

That’s been an issue in constant capitalist countries, too. That’s not an issue of communism and is an unrelated complaint.

FluffyPotato ,

Yea, I know, I’m not defending capitalism. I’m saying every attempt at communism has been fucking horrible for not just landlords and capital owners.

Shyfer ,

And a lot of attempts have also been great at raising the standards of living for the general population, as well as for economic development in a relatively quick amount of time.

FluffyPotato ,

In the USSR those improvents were for Russia, not so much for their colonised regions where they exported resources from. Industrialisation also helped but that’s not really unique to anything.

archomrade ,

The complete lack of self awareness is truly astonishing

brain_in_a_box ,

Source: it came to me in a dream

OurToothbrush ,

And socialist nations like the GDR were better on gay rights in the late 80s than capitalist nations are now.

And Cuba has the most lgbt equality of anywhere right now

And China is opening state sponsored trans Healthcare clinics, including for children

Meanwhile in the US if you’re trans you can’t live in half of the country and you’re worried about getting hatecrimed in the other half. And you have pundits of the capitalist class calling you pedophiles and “the jews of gender”

Also, gay liberation movements in the imperial core were mostly led by communists, you can’t give credit to capitalism for being forced into granting concessions.

interdimensionalmeme ,

That’s just regular authoritarian statism, tribalism and human herd behaviour.

Anyone unfortunate enough to have lived through high school knows how dangerous the little human empires are.

platypus_plumba ,

Yeha, I could also point far right authoritarian governments and say that capitalism is bad… But that would be stupid.

jkrtn ,

Somehow I assume you don’t associate capitalism with chattel slavery and apartheid. But you do associate corrupt authoritarianism with economics when it is system that you don’t like.

EchoCT ,

Slaves are e human capital. So by definition weren’t plantations capitalist?

jkrtn ,

I think they are very much capitalist. And then surely the Civil War that poors fought on plantation owners’ behalf should also be blamed on capitalism?

phoenixz ,

What is it with people here thinking that earning a wage is slavery? That requires either a complete lack of understanding what slavery or just some serious impressive mental gymnastics.

I associate corrupt authoritarianism with communism because it’s an inevitable outcome. Communism only works of you remove individual freedoms and force people into it. This, by design, requires a dictatorship. Dictatorships foster corruption because you can’t have transparency.

CeruleanRuin , to risa in Mandala effect

I don’t really see it with Paris, but I’ve often thought Anthony Rapp and Alan Tudyk should play brothers in something.

thejoker954 ,

They could have had him be an evil transporter clone or something :[

QuazarOmega , to unixporn in [Kvaesitso] Blurred Background, "Reproducible" & "Declarative" Theme on Tablet & Phone

This is really cool! I have to steal the idea of using emojis as tags.
Btw, any dots? 👀

zonsopkomst OP ,
@zonsopkomst@lemmy.ml avatar

Feel free to steal the idea. I stole it from another post somewhere in here myself. 😄 We can only dream of dots. Maybe when the Linux phone becomes a thing?

QuazarOmega ,

Feel free to steal the idea. I stole it from another post somewhere in here myself. 😄

Ahh I see, then it’ll be an honor to copy from a true programmer.

We can only dream of dots.

Isn’t the launcher backup the “dots” for this?

zonsopkomst OP ,
@zonsopkomst@lemmy.ml avatar

Ahh I see, then it’ll be an honor to copy from a true programmer.

Lol.

Isn’t the launcher backup the “dots” for this?

True. I’ve made some minor changes since the original post and the only issue I have is having to replace my weather widget. Kvaesitso actually prompts me to replace, so it is a one tap move. Really cool that Kvaesitso is smart enough to do so!

QuazarOmega ,

alright then, keep your secrets 👀

it is a one tap move

that’s cool!

zonsopkomst OP ,
@zonsopkomst@lemmy.ml avatar

One dot to rule them all!

jaschen , to linuxmemes in Hot take

Just installed Mint to try it out because it looks similar to Windows. Don’t judge me.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Oh I’ve judged you! And I find you guilty of making an acceptable decision that suites your preferences.

Montagge ,
@Montagge@kbin.earth avatar

I'll get the pool noodles!

Jumuta , to linuxmemes in Hot take

i love K⭐D⭐E

ipha ,

KDE FTW!

kittenzrulz123 ,

Arguably you can’t beat Debian + KDE

pineapplelover ,

Aktually, I prefer Arch + KDE. I say if you like your current desktop, then stay with it. I’ve hit the sweet spot with what I’ve got because I love the AUR, pacman, and paru.

lamabop ,

Arch btw

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