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Anticorp , to memes in Dad had swag

My dad was a Hell’s Angel. I’m pretty sure I have a few siblings I’ve never met. I never actually even considered that until right now, and I’m surprised at the ease at which I arrived at certainty.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , to memes in noob, bring that road roller

You haven't felt the struggle until you've taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

Anticorp ,

One time I was so broke that I smashed my gel deodorant with a hammer to get to the last of it that wouldn’t come out by twisting the dispenser wheel. Then I used my hands to apply the gel for a few days to get me through to pay day.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Flashbacks of grad school!

Sprokes ,

I was watching the show Good Times about the struggle of poor black family. But after some episodes I felt it wasn’t realistic and the family isn’t really poor.

EtherWhack ,
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Be cautious with doing this too often though. Baking soda has the same hardness as dentin and can wear away teeth with exposed dentin even more.

InfiniWheel ,

My family used to do that, but mostly because they were penny pinchers. Like we had money to buy toothpaste, they just wanted to save it for some nebulous reason. They also paradoxically used up a fuck ton of toothpaste every brush and that’s why they ran out so often. I just used a pea-worth and managed to stretch it out

Dagwood222 , to memes in For my fellow librarians

[off topic]

Just read a great library based crime thriller and I’ve been sharing it with everyone.

“How Can I Help You” by Laura Sims. A serial killer and a wannabe writer go head-to-head in a small town library.

bookshop.org/p/books/…/19108763?ean=9780593543702

wren , to memes in For my fellow librarians
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I mean people using libraries for the most part don’t really understand the decimal system and probably wouldn’t get the significance of it being in the 000s - especially the 000s where it’s sandwiched between computer science and knowledge structure & other general works. When I’m compelled to aquire a bs book in any category, simply because patron demand is high, I prefer it be in the same section as factual information so it may be drowned out a little more. (And I say aquire, instead of purchase, since those types of books I try to rent so they can be returned after it’s been taken out by those requesting it and it never makes its way into our full collection)

I do like the meme though! This format is pretty great and we do indeed need more librarian memes, I don’t mean to get all pedantic here haha

SnokenKeekaGuard , to memes in noob, bring that road roller
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Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98 ,

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

Oszilloraptor ,

Defnitely at least half a wheel

FTFY

Mok98 ,

Definitely at least a side of half a weel

gnate ,

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

Black616Angel ,

You have neighbors who can afford a car?

087008001234 , to memes in noob, bring that road roller

I have started to cut open toothpaste tubes to scrape out the last bit and I don’t think its that ridiculous to not want to waste it

But Also… I just do it because it is very satisfying

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Just get a tube squeezer

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  • pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    My tube squeezer just lives on the tube, no extra clutter.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    I use the back of a comb. Very satisfying

    EtherWhack ,
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    Or the side of a drawer if you have them in your bathroom.

    I never got why people get so bent out of shape from people squeezing from the middle when it only takes a couple of seconds to force it all towards the nozzle.

    sag , to mildlyinfuriating in Least creepy group invite.

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  • AdolfSchmitler , to steam in Palworld is now the second ever game to hit 2 million concurrent players on Steam

    Pokemon fans were so desperate for any kind of innovation instead of the same game over and over and over with worse pokemon designs. At this point the ai ripoffs feel more like pokemon than actual pokemon. An ice cream cone? Ice cube head penguin? Really gamefreak?

    Pulptastic ,

    You don’t shoot pokemon. Period.

    jackpot ,
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    pixelmon with gun mods

    ChairmanMeow ,
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    Cobblemon is where it’s at these days.

    jackpot ,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    huh?

    ChairmanMeow ,
    @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

    It’s a different mod just like Pixelmon, but imo a lot better and a lot more charming than Pixelmon ever was.

    jackpot ,
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    is it closed?

    ChairmanMeow ,
    @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

    Nope, fully open-source! You can find it here: modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon

    jackpot ,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    and whys it better than pokemon (and why hasnt pokemon shut it down)

    BluesF ,

    It is crazy. Not to mention all of the other attempts at the Pokémon “formula” have mostly just rehashed it. Cassette Beasts is the first I saw that really made some changes… And even they were slight. Digimon and Shin Megami Tensei are quite different but they’ve also been around for yonks.

    strider ,

    I mean, a pile of sludge and a boulder with hands aren’t much better right?

    WashedOver , to memes in Dad had swag
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    I think this was the stock that the eventual “he ducks” crowd came from

    Fermion , to memes in noob, bring that road roller

    Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

    ivanafterall ,
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    They're just British.

    cosmicrookie , to memes in noob, bring that road roller
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

    Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

    OurToothbrush , to memes in I just don't pay enough attention to politics .

    It is better to conceptualize political allegiance by which ideology they support: socialism, social capitalism, liberal capitalism, or fascist capitalism.

    essellburns , to memes in I just don't pay enough attention to politics .

    You’re probably better off not knowing. This stuff never makes a person happy.

    tubaruco ,

    the more i know the more confused i get

    retrieval4558 ,

    “you’re better off not understanding systems of power that have a huge impact on your lives”

    SkyezOpen , to mildlyinfuriating in Least creepy group invite.

    You have to be in an Indian pedophile group for piracy? Bro I think you have options.

    THEDAEMON OP , (edited )

    Yeah i’m gonna leave. And i edited the post to be more detailed about how i wound up there. Pretty much every piracy group on telegram is from indianor ghana anyway. But some of em are good

    funkless_eck ,

    I mean that is a form of piracy… 😬

    username_unavailable , to memes in Dad had swag

    *step-dad

    & True

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