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SuperNerd , to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

NASA has a paper on how to not poop for days. It’s on the Internet. Before space toilets there was only a space bag with finger scissor/scoop holes. It didn’t work, poop got everywhere. The paper goes into detail about fecal matter being everywhere after early multi-day missions.

So they figured it out. Their system works – I’ve also had my own reasons.

rekliner ,

super nerd, please tell me your reasons involve zero g poop.

also hilarious that the world greatest scientists and engineers settled on “just hold it” before they figured out the poop hoover.

Cobe98 , to nostupidquestions in [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

What the fuck is up with all the posts about shit and shiting in Lemmy lately? Is there some inside joke I am missing or is this an attempt to flood the site with low quality content?

Jimmycrackcrack ,

I think it’s just this guy and then other posts making reference to his weird antics

kaupas24 ,
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Same user posted this a while ago. That's why there are so many poop jokes. https://lemmy.world/post/440073

iamhazel , to asklemmy in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?

I’m a 28 yo trans woman and switched careers from arts admin to data science in healthcare. I’m learning UE5 in the hopes of realizing a game idea (city-builder/resource manager on a floating Rubik’s cube).

Special interests change regularly and include: electrical engineering, software development, anything space / cosmology / physics, sewing, piano, etc… It’s a problem.

I adopted to cats Shadow Lady and Stinky Jane last year and they are everything to me.

Anti-hobbies include eating, partying, public speaking, and dancing.

Maajmaaj , to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Lemmy finally feels like home now. 😂😂

mustardman ,

This is the first Lemmy Moment

mizu6079 , to books in Looking for recommendations - novels set in ancient Greece or about a warlock pact
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Troy by Stephen Fry

Tired8281 , to startrek in UPDATED 9-3: StarTrek.website - Lemmy info, FAQ, Patreon info, future plans, and more!

Any chance for a ShittyDaystrom? I don’t want to mod it (I’m a terrible mod) but I sure would love to shitpost there.

edit: seems like the only active mod on ShittyDaystrom on Reddit has ran a script to edit all their old comments, and Reddit suspended them for it. The sub on Reddit appears to be running fine with no mods. I think it would be a fine candidate for creating a community here, the people in the Reddit sub are happily shitposting Star Trek memes with no active mods at all. If someone who is not a terrible mod, like myself, would like to take it on, I seriously doubt it will be much work.

williams_482 ,
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There are some huge fans of shittydaystrom on the team here, we’ll definitely be hosting a community for that eventually. For the moment, we’re worried about fracturing users by creating too many different communities.

If you have a shittydaystrom appropriate thing you want to post, stick it in /c/Risa. I’ll upvote it.

Bobo_Palermo , to nostupidquestions in [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

I am assuming these are adult gummies?

mizu6079 OP ,
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good ol haribo gummy worms

Seven ,
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try haribo sugar-free gummi bears :trollface:

varda , to startrek in Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | 2x02 "Ad Astra Per Aspera"

For an episode whose argument hinged on genetic engineering being a cultural practice for the Ilyrians it is strange they never actually had anybody testify as to what significance it has in Ilyrian culture. Or how it is done and why.

If the genetic engineering is done to adapt to their inhospitable atmosphere why are they doing it to every child? They could just edit the germline once and be done with it.

Altogether it felt like the writers just got very attached to the idea of genetically modified individuals as a metaphor for real world marginalized groups that they lost track both of the in-universe practicalities of the metaphor and the real world implications for the metaphor. This was just outright sympathetic to eugenicists, an ideology that has led to the deaths of millions of marginalized people.

unwantedpamphlet ,
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@varda @ValueSubtracted Maybe I missed something but I thought the Ilyrians were all about augmentation, both genetic and technological. I think there’s a huge difference between taking something, making it better and the pursuit of a perfect race. I too would like to know more.

bulbasaur ,
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There's no difference actually. You seem uneducated about eugenics

unwantedpamphlet ,
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@bulbasaur “the study of how to arrange reproduction within a human population to increase the occurrence of heritable characteristics regarded as desirable.” Very different from augmenting oneself with current tech, like vaccination.

bulbasaur ,
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Vaccination does not modify your genes, so it’s completely irrelevant to this conversation

wagesj45 , to nostupidquestions in "Cis" and "trans" are different types of a person's.... what?
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I think the confusion is coming from the fact that cis and trans really only have context of an expectation. In this case, it would be the expectation of society.

You are correct that if you identify as a woman or a man, you are a woman or man. If you have a penis, or a vagina, or some mix or lack of those, then those are just parts of your body and that isn't really up to interpretation.

In broad strokes, society expects your body parts (penis, vagina) to correspond to how you identify (man, woman). Humans are kind of just built this way. Our brains take a lot of shortcuts and categorize the world around us. It is statistically likely that if you have a penis, you identify as a man.

As we've evolved as a society, we have come to understand and recognize that these statistically likely correlations not always hold up (it's just likely, not a guarantee, after all). So cis and trans are descriptors of whether or not the correlation between your gender identity and your physical characteristics match (cis) or don't match (trans) society's expectations.

sbv , to noncredibledefense in I did NOT have 'military coup' on my 2023 bingo card.

There’s still another five months. Alien invasion? AI uprising? Popular uprising? Meteor? Transdimensional incursion?

All the squares are in play.

odium ,

And ofc, there’s a free space in the center: politicians argue about what other politicians are wearing rather than about climate change or something else that matters.

MaggiWuerze ,

Excuse me, have you seen that tie?

Mugmoor , to linux in good ubuntu based distro?
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I’d go the other direction and choose Debian. It’s what Ubuntu is based on, and actually lives up to the spirit of FOSS.

Aninjanameddaryll , to nostupidquestions in [SOLVED] How do you do spoilers on Lemmy?
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::: spoiler test testing

Aha! That got it. Three colons. Spoiler, then the text for the spoiler listing, an enter, n closing `::: and then it works. It doesn’t work without the enter before the spolied text, which is just confusing and annoying imo. The >! Markdown is so much better.

But! You can enter anything after the initial ::: spoiler as the text to show before clicking

extratesting

It’s working on mobile browser for me, but not on jerboa. Jerboa doesn’t seem to recognize several markdown notations.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/595e60f7-1e84-4843-89a7-d3c789f1bdcc.webp that’s a screenshot with the spoiler entry from the little triangle with an ! In it from the entry box

Edit: and the jerboa update didn’t bring full markdown support lol

Crabhands , to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Ok i avoided replying to this for long enough. Based on your requirements, I’m making the following recommendations:

  • Nutrient-rich meal replacement bars: These bars are designed to provide a balanced mix of macronutrients (carbohydrates, protein, and fat) and essential vitamins and minerals. They are often fortified to meet nutritional needs, making them a convenient and space-saving option. However, they should not be relied upon as the sole source of nutrition for an extended period of time.
  • Dried fruits and nuts: Dried fruits are a concentrated source of natural sugars, fiber, and some essential nutrients. They provide energy and can help satisfy hunger. Nuts, on the other hand, are a good source of healthy fats, protein, and fiber. They offer satiety and provide a range of beneficial nutrients.
  • Jerky: Jerky, typically made from lean meats, is a good source of protein and can provide energy. It is compact, lightweight, and doesn’t require refrigeration. Be mindful of the sodium content.
  • Meal replacement shakes: These shakes are formulated to provide a balance of macronutrients and essential micronutrients. They often contain protein, carbohydrates, healthy fats, and a blend of vitamins and minerals. They are easy to consume and require minimal preparation.
  • Energy gels: Energy gels are designed to provide quick energy in the form of simple carbohydrates. They are often used by athletes during intense physical activities. While they offer a rapid energy boost, they do not provide substantial nutrients beyond carbohydrates.
Antik , to nostupidquestions in [SOLVED] How do you do spoilers on Lemmy?
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I think you want to start the spoiler with:

`::: spoiler spoiler

SPOILED TEXT

And then end it with

`:::

So that would equal:

spoilerBalls

Do that without the tilde.

Edit: I also just noticed that, at least on desktop, a “spoiler” button is there when you make a comment (it’s the triangle exclamation mark icon).

adespoton ,

Testing

spoilerThis is the spoiler text

123

adespoton ,

Doesn’t do anything on memmy :/

HewlettHackard , to childfree in Coworker/Friend makes her kids her personality and won’t stop talking about them.

I think it’s fair to not be interested in hearing about kids, but the reality is that may mean you aren’t interested in their life any more (and thus you aren’t interested in having a relationship with the person they’re able to be now). It’s likely to hurt their feelings if they mourn their past life themselves, but that doesn’t mean hurt is avoidable here. It’s also possible they love their new life and will not be bothered by moving on from their relationship with you, at least for a few years.

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