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dumbass , (edited ) to memes in Mastermind
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Apytele , (edited ) to science_memes in Jet Fuel

I once heard of a pediatrician who successfully convinced a concerned mother that anti-vax ideology was likely a psyop by the Russians to weaken the health of the American populace starting with our children. Doesn’t hurt that it’s probably true.

EDIT: My personal conspiracy theory is that the Chinese government did engineer (or at least selectively cultivate) COVID, but not to kill Americans. In the early days of the pandemic there was some speculation that it affected some blood types more than others, particularly type A. While no link to blood type specifically was found, type A is a more common genetic trait as you move out of Asia and towards the middle east. China has been heavily persecuting the Uyghurs (Chinese Muslims), and those who have managed to get out of the camps have reported medical experimentation and being injected with unknown substances. In addition, the virus would also kill a significant number of the older population, which is important because of the population crunch they’re about to experience due to one-child policies resulting in a high amount of female-specific infanticide. They’re about to have a bunch of old people and a massive shortage of able bodied young people to care for them. Even if they didn’t directly “engineer” the virus in a gene-sequencing manner, they have a lot off motive to just generally cultivate and spread (you can’t really “breed” a virus) an infectious disease targeting people of middle eastern descent and elders.

Thank you for coming to my tinfoil-hat Ted Talk.

EleventhHour ,
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The reason I absolutely believe this to be true? Because I’ve used this on my little brothers since we were kids. I’m 45.

It’s called “reverse psychology.”

overcast5348 ,

How are China’s stringent lockdowns explained in this conspiracy theory? Also, where do I sign up as a member?

Apytele ,

Well you can’t not do that, especially not if you’re already known for doing that kind of thing anyway for other things.

overcast5348 ,

Okay, I’m convinced. 😂

Apytele , (edited )

I remember reading somewhere that while a western audience would perceive this as utterly farcical, a Chinese citizen is at least more likely to perceive it as the government taking their safety and security seriously enough to be thorough about it. While I’m sure there was some person somewhere in the chain of command who thought this was a good and important idea and that they needed to check the pigeon butts for explosives, there’s no way all of the people involved in doing those searches thought it was likely to uncover an actual weapon, but the cultural context makes it important to err in that direction. Meanwhile in the US, the government is more successful in hiding abuses by “protecting freedoms.” Powerful people all around the world have basically the same playbook, but a big part of that strategy is knowing their audience.

You can also utilize the somewhat covert bribery and diversion systems to this end. As long as everybody thinks everybody ELSE is following the guidelines, and that they’re the only ones really getting away with things / reporting that they’re following guidelines when they’re not, you can get the same result and all you have to do is not look too closely, which is probably what you’re doing with most other things already. In the US you don’t even need to bother doing that because aside from not culturally having enough shame to do so, actively hiding our idiocy in any way would be considered a restriction on freedoms. Around these parts its your god given right to be a dumbass and the gubmit can pry that from your cold dead hands.

jubilationtcornpone ,

A repressive regime that becomes less repressive during a global pandemic is highly suspicious. Gotta keep up appearances.

bloubz ,

The Chinese government has not persecuted Uighurs, tin foil hat person

EleventhHour , to lemmyshitpost in Thoughts
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Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth, and now Trump claims aliens want to eat me? WTF?

Toribor , to memes in Miss me with that doomer shit
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Nihilism is for suckers. I’m going to make the world a better place and have some fun along the way too.

bruhsoulz ,
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absolute chad

noodles ,

That’s actually optimistic nihilism <insert nerd emoji>

fin , to science_memes in Distribution of English Letters

I’m out of the loop. Who’s Saddam Hussein, and why?

buycurious ,
jabathekek , to science_memes in Distribution of English Letters
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

MF_COOM , to science_memes in Distribution of English Letters

Lmao got me che-smile

Sanctus , to memes in Miss me with that doomer shit
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You have two options:
Kill industry

Isolated compound

Neither is guaranteed to pay off.

dohpaz42 , to science_memes in Ant Colonies
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Quick! Somebody melt a bunch of soda cans and pour it down the ant hole.

s4if , to linuxmemes in I like both, but usually prefer Ubuntu
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Ubuntu is no longer chad as it pushes snaps everywhere. Real chad uses native packaging only. Lol

over_clox , to askscience in Can a plant be reattached to itself after being cut?

Yes. It’s a science known as plant grafting. Though usually the process is used to attach one plant to grow from a completely different plant, it can be easily used to reattach a limb to the same/original plant.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grafting

RedStrider OP ,
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Thank you all for answering 👍

mp3 , to askscience in Can a plant be reattached to itself after being cut?
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It definitely possible, and even between two different compatible plants

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grafting

linearchaos , to nostupidquestions in Think my radiator temperature thing is broken.. any ideas?
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Go look at YouTube videos about thermostatic radiator valves. You can replace the head pretty easily.

Someplaceunknown , to lemmyshitpost in Do you want to go to Ohio?
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I now have nyan cat theme stuck in my head, I hope your happy

Jeeve65 , to askscience in Can a plant be reattached to itself after being cut?

Not sure if it can be done for all plants, but it can certainly work for some. It’s called Grafting.

See wikipedia

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