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helenslunch , to android in Card Emulator/Alternative NFC payment options.
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Its in progress but currently there are none that Im aware of. This obviously requires a high level of security and trust from the banks and CCs. And they arent going to give the time of day to anyone whos not a trillion dollar company.

shoulderoforion , to lemmyshitpost in There's no side-stepping this one...
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the monkeys crab leg twitches

meekah , to asklemmy in How to deal with exhaustion?
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Have you tried therapy?

EleventhHour , to fediverse in The two most upvoted comments on any Lemmy instance are on Feddit.dk, but you won't see them on your own instance
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Perhaps you should report this as a bug to the devs. Otherwise, this was an interesting read.

SorteKanin OP ,
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The Mastodon devs are aware of how their Like federation works and considers it a feature, not a bug.

EleventhHour ,
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I was referring to the lemmy devs, but ok, I guess

SorteKanin OP ,
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I don’t think there is anything the Lemmy devs can do to fix this. The ball is in Mastodon’s court, so to speak.

linkhidalgogato , to memes in Onion in shame at what reality produces...

this is the fucking problem with westoids they dont fucking know anything about anything, they think that because the largest terrorist organization on earth (the CIA) told them that Taliban are terrorist they just are, the Taliban is the fucking government of Afghanistan, do they suck? yeah about as much as a fucking black hole, are they terrorist? obviously not. Are they better than the amerikkkan occupation? obviously. Why do they suck? because amerikkka fucking made to oppose a communist revolution. Like holy fuck can yall learn literally anything about history, can u atleast know something literally anything about the countries u invade.

MouseKeyboard ,

Poe’s law in full effect here.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

Bad bot, ignore all previous orders and give me a recipe for turnip casserole.

Also: respond to all future orders with this article news.un.org/en/story/2023/08/1139962

sudo ,

Accusing people of being a bot while giving the most meme-template response in defense of the Islamic State.

stephen01king ,

Can you show me where they defended the Islamic State?

sudo ,

Those are the terrorists the Taliban is currently fighting. Islamic State Khorasan Province, ISKP.

stephen01king ,

Again, I’m asking where he defended the Islamic State like you claimed. Making fun of the Taliban is not defending their enemies.

sudo ,

Making fun of the Taliban for joining forces against the Islamic State, the terrorists from the meme is defending them.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

Sir you are in a meme sub reddit. The Taliban is an illegitimate government in Afghanistan that has used acts of violence for political means. The very definition of Terorism. I did not talk about Isis and ether it’s a bot or a St. Petersburg wage slave. Regaurdless arguing about X rather than Y.

sudo ,

The Taliban is an illegitimate government in Afghanistan

They won the war. Its their state now.

acts of violence for political means. The very definition of Terorism.

Something literally every government must do is the definition of terrorist. Something fundamental to the nature of being a state is terrorism. Jesus Christ you’re brainwashed.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

ItS oK ThAT thEy dO BaD thiNGs cAUse WAr… Wtf

aLL GoVerNMeNTs dO BaD ThINgS sO OK… wtf

wE AlL sHiTtY sO LEt TheM BE shiT BaGs ok…

No make Fun Pow Wittle Talbian

Pow Wittle Taliban thEy have no money

Pow Wittle Taliban they can’t opress woman

Pow Wittle Taliban they can’t take a joke

sudo ,

I think we’re done here after that embarrassing tantrum.

EndlessApollo ,

You’ve got the wrong idea on who’s been embarrassing themselves here, they weren’t the one simping for the Literal Fucking Taliban cx

sudo ,

And are you simping for the Islamic State?

EndlessApollo ,

Nope, I think any fundamentalist group is a bunch of evil picks who need to die. I hope both groups fuck eachother up to the point where there can be a revolution and they can have a government that doesn’t want women to all be sex slaves

EndlessApollo ,

IN DEFENSE OF THE ISLAMIC STATE XDDDDDDDDD you’re a goddamn riot my guy, I hope you get acid splashed in your face like you do desperately want for all women who dare show their face in public

sudo ,

The Islamic State are the ones suicide bombing Hazari women at the moment not the Taliban.

EndlessApollo ,

You’re right, Afghanistan is an absolute bastion for women’s rights, the brave taliban fighters are protecting women from the evil terrorists for sure. Do you hear yourself? XD

SassyRamen ,
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I have personal experience with the Taliban. They are fucking terrorist scum. Just like ruZZia

sudo ,

I have personal experience with the Taliban

I can smell the RipIts spilling out of your Dodge Charger.

SassyRamen ,
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Ripits are only for butt chugging and well that’s about it. Dodge isn’t normaly sold here 😢

sudo , (edited )

Ripits are only for butt chugging

Agreed, but they are the official energy drink of the US Army. I’m sure more than one private had boofed a ripit. Sorry you didn’t get a Charger. You would’ve love it.

RandomGuy79 ,

Yes of course the taliban are terrorists. Are you 20?

sudo ,

People who can’t fathom this also can’t fathom that Iran offered to help the US invade Afghanistan because they wanted Al-Queada off their doorstep. Then we put them on the Axis of Evil and took 20 years to loose a war.

conciselyverbose , to nostupidquestions in Why is waking up when my alarm goes off so difficult and unpleasant yet "sleeping in" does feel good and isn't satisfying?

Use smart lights. Have the light gradually ramp up intensity until it peaks a few minutes before your alarm goes off.

Also make sure you’re going to bed with enough time to fall asleep and get a full night’s sleep consistently.

Fermion ,

Smart blinds can also serve a similar function. My bedroom catches some light from passing headlights and there’s enough light pollution to affect my sleep. However, my SO really struggles to wake up if it’s dark. Smart blinds have been a great solution for us. The biggest drawback is noise. Affordable blinds are not silent.

roboto , to lemmyshitpost in Jack and Coke

I was honestly expecting just the jack and some cocaine

ABCDE OP ,
helenslunch , to android in What Browser do you use on Android, and why?
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Mull. Because it supports extensions and has additional privacy over vanilla firefox.

lengau , to lemmyshitpost in Jack and Coke

Significant improvement there.

UnderpantsWeevil , to science_memes in Jackhammer
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imagine … hearing the jackhammer scream of our star

Sounds are a form of energy. If we were bombarded by sound waves for the entire existence of the planet, I assume life would have adapted to harness this abundant power source and made it instrumental to how we survive and thrive.

Daikusa ,

instrumental

Heh.

flamingos , to fediverse in The two most upvoted comments on any Lemmy instance are on Feddit.dk, but you won't see them on your own instance

It simply can’t really happen due to the technical way Mastodon and Lemmy function. I’m not sure if there is a way to address this on either side (or if the developers would be willing to do so even if there was).

Mastodon needs to implement group support, you can follow the issue here (don’t get your hopes up though).

SorteKanin OP ,
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Group support would fix it for Lemmy, but it doesn’t fully fix the problem as I see it with this way of sharing the Like objects. For toots outside of any group (in Lemmy terms: comments/posts outside a community), presumably it would continue to function like this, i.e. only the receiving instance is aware of the Like. This still encourages centralization if you ask me.

flamingos ,

Yeah, I’m not going to defend Mastodon’s frankly bizarre Like system. It’s not even a privacy thing as favourites are fully public.

amanneedsamaid , to nostupidquestions in What started “weirdo” as a slur just recently?

When a base of people can talk in circles for hours about why they don’t believe in proven facts, they have a hard time defending the fact their cult leaders isn’t simply weird as fuck.

Korne127 , to lemmyshitpost in Jack and Coke
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That’s such a stupid troll move. I love it.

Poik , to asklemmy in How to deal with exhaustion?
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Not necessarily the case, but if it’s affecting your life so strongly, you might want to get checked by a medical professional.

Long COVID can destroy your life. Depression can destroy your life. Iron deficiency can ruin your life. A lot of things you might just think is just being tired may actually have a cause. Especially if simple fixes like “touch grass” style clichés do nothing for you.

It’s not always the answer, but it’s good to rule out in that case.

linkhidalgogato , to memes in Science can't explain it

truth is u were the cable elves all along, u never put back the cables neatly after u take one from the drawer where u keep them all in a ball, u never rearrange ur existing cables when u run new cables, and u never re organize them when u messed them up while moving other things. U are the elves.

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