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Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Mm-hmm, oui, bien sûr, certainement 👀
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Le petite mort 💀💦

Nyx0r , to science_memes in Cucumber 🥒

Likely used for ceremonial purposes.

abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in Temporary rule: No shitposts not related to beans

Are you beaning serious right now?

curiousaur , to science_memes in Pavlov

This is some Mitch Headberg shit.

Kolanaki , to fediverse in Request to lemmy: can you please allow non-latin letters as well
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Display Name field. You can use whatever you want. Even emojis. The feature is already in Lemmy; but not every instance has it available. Lemmy.World does use it, though.

lettruthout , to science_memes in Pavlov

So Pavlov was sitting in a bar, having a nice cold beer. As the next person came in, the door caused a bell to ring. Pavlov panics: “Oh no! I forgot to feed the dog!”

Frozengyro ,

Pavlov is the Dr, not the dog.

lettruthout ,

What? Yeah, I know. A dog sitting at a bar having a beer would be a different joke. Read my joke again.

Frozengyro ,

I know, I’m trying to make the Frankenstein joke

sik0fewl ,

If you watch the movie, you’ll see that the real monster is Dr Frankenstein.

MindTraveller ,

And the creature is Adam Frankenstein

phar ,

That’s FrankenSTEEN

LibertyLizard , to science_memes in Yellow asters

What? It’s totally different. The bracts in this species are puberulent while in the common species they are tomentose. Isn’t the difference obvious?

TheMightyCanuck , to science_memes in Pavlov
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Wife forget his name the other day…

‘the Russian dude. Poblob. Polbob… Palbob… The dog guy.’ ‘oh pavlov’ ‘yeah whatever, close enough’

Churbleyimyam , to piracy in Pirated copy of Photoshop getting shut down on its own?

I only used it to do occasional stuff to my photos that simple photo editors cannot do.

I’m aware I’m not properly answering your question here but it sounds like you might be better off ditching Adobe and using something like GIMP or Krita. I went through a period when I was struggling with my cracked version of photoshop and not getting anything done and discovered it was much more efficient and relaxing to spend a couple of hours learning GIMP.

If you’d rather use photoshop that’s fair enough but I thought I’d just share my experience and offer a nudge in a different direction :)

geogle , to science_memes in Units of measurement
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But how many Courics is it?

exanime , to technology in How Russia is Influencing US Citizens on Social Media. Russian Intelligence Document "Guerrilla Media Campaign in the US" [Translated] Page 3

So the Russians have discovered marketing…

Kit , to nostupidquestions in Why are doctors so hands off and unhelpful in the USA?

Finding a good physician is as difficult as finding a good romance or a good therapist. You need to shop around to find the right fit. After years of struggling with horrible Healthcare I finally found the perfect fit - a middle aged lesbian Nurse Practitioner working out of a health center that caters to lower income folks and the LGBTQ community. Every time I go in we chit chat for a few minutes, then she spends at least half an hour with me going through all of my concerns. She’s very thorough and has made a dramatically positive experience in my health. I can even shoot her an email any time and she gets back to me within a day.

I think it helps that the health center’s board of directors is entirely staffed by the physicians working there, overseen by an elderly doctor who spent his entire career helping the needy in his community.

Keep trying. It’s frustrating, but the right fit is out there.

SwingingTheLamp , to showerthoughts in It's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ring

Reminds me of an old Yakov Smirnoff routine. Espresso powder makes espresso, and milk powder makes milk. So what does baby powder make?

Mwallerby OP ,
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Terrible coffee

FuglyDuck , to cat in Lazy Friday afternoon
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yeah. nobody ever gets anything done after lunch on fridays.

It’s like a rule or something.

And those idiot managers that schedule meetings on fridays get dumped in the river. that’s also a rule.

GregorGizeh , to science_memes in House spiders

Speaking of, is there something natural that I could spray or put out to deter spiders from setting up shop in my place? I dont want to kill them or anything, and also know they are usually helpful in eating mosquitos and such but there are certain places in my apartment I want them to stay the fuck away from forever, like my bedroom.

fossilesque OP , (edited )

Lavender oil, (and a little tea tree if ur feeling fancy) drop some oil in a spray bottle with water. I love the shit so I dump the oil in there but a table spoon will do. Also useful for ticks on hikes around your ankles. Note some species dgaf.

MeatPilot ,
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Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.

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