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FluffyPotato , to meanwhileongrad in Just tryna be human out here sucks

I got banned from hexbear and lemmygrad like a year ago without ever even posting in either community, just for arguing with some of their users under a post on lemmy.ml

goat ,

That’s because lemmy.ml is tankie

Trebuchet , to asklemmy in I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.

A fleshlight.

Zagorath , to asklemmy in I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.

He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.

Tolookah ,

And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)

Delphia ,

Latex fist.

Skua ,

For the entire duration, he can't work out what it actually is because it's such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind

BestBouclettes , to lemmyshitpost in Cannonball

In French we call that the PDC, aka Passage Des Couilles. Coincidentally, it also works for women, Passage Du Clito.

snoopy ,

@BestBouclettes i didn't know it was a thing in french ​:blobcat_fearful:​ @SnokenKeekaGuard

MossyFeathers , to asklemmy in I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.

The severed head of a man named Wilson.

Scaatis , (edited ) to startrek in Janeway Variant Tier List

You’re also missing French resistance Janeway from VOY: Killing Game and Borg Janeway from VOY: Unimatrix Zero Part 2

Also, obviously Living Witness mustache-twirlingly evil Janeway is the best.

data1701d OP ,
@data1701d@startrek.website avatar

And them.

eugenia , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?
@eugenia@lemmy.ml avatar

Greek, English, and I understand a bit of French, since my husband is French. I lived for 9 months in Germany too, and I could understand a bit of that too, but that was 30 years ago and I’ve forgotten most of it.

Truth is, I don’t really like verbal communication, in any language. I have trouble finding words (including my native one), it’s as if my brain is not optimized for language. It gets worse when I’m sick (I have multiple autoimmune issues), it’s as if language becomes a barrier. My husband becomes aggravated when I can’t find the right words to communicate. I wish we had telepathy, communicating with feelings.

Leavingoldhabits , to pics in [OC] "Take me someplace nice," she said.

That’s really nice

TheObviousSolution , to meanwhileongrad in Just tryna be human out here sucks
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Can relate, the people from that instance are bonafide shitrilers, born a century too late to join Hitler’s youth so they join hexbear instead.

Cataphract , to asklemmy in I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.

A bowling ball. Can change some of the script so he catches it before it rolls off the raft but he falls in the water with it. He’s too heavy and weak to make it back to the raft so he has to let go and watch it immediately sink or he’s taken under too (also a good reference how it’s hard to save someone from drowning when you’re near drowning yourself). Definitely thought of a dildo first till I saw everyone else put it up though.

captain_aggravated ,
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Some bowling balls float.

Ludrol , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?
@Ludrol@szmer.info avatar

Jestem rodowitym Polakiem i moim ojczystym językiem jest polski.

I use english so much everyday that I begin to forget how to write in my native langauge.

я училсья руский язык в школье. Я умею болше читать чем писять.

私の日本語は大丈夫じやないです。

spoilerpolish, english, russian and japanese

abrahambelch , (edited ) to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?
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I’m able to speak German (native speaker) and English (fluent).


Also, as a German speaker, I’d like to correct the question in the post:

Formal would be “Welche Sprachen sprechen Sie?”.

More fitting for a casual environment (such as Lemmy) would be “Welche Sprachen sprecht Ihr?” though :)

This is, because in German there are formal and informal ways of addressing people, both with their distinctive pronouns. Usually, when talking to people you don’t know personally, you’ll address them formally and then, when offered to, switch to the informal style once you know them. Online or among the younger generation it is much more common to just use the informal case though.

FleetingTit ,

Welche Sprachen sprecht ihr?

Would be correct. The capital “Ihr” is used when addressing nobility.

tedvdb , to programmer_humor in Detailed Error Messages
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Now the dev doesn’t need to comment this part of the code, saves him time.

Blizzard , to asklemmy in I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.
loboaureo , to retrogaming in What is the better game...The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time or Final Fantasy VII?

OoT isn’t even the best Zelda… Link to the past ftw

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