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jordanlund , (edited ) to fediverse in Fewer than 20% of Lemmy Apps display posts accurately
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@gedaliyah iOS testing, not sure how you score these so I just listed out the broken stuff.

Arctic - Link opens in App. Headings fail, images fail, everything else looks fine.

Avelon - Link opens in browser, not app. Manually went to test post. Bold+Italic fails (Italic works, not Bold). Table fails. Horizontal Rule fails. Spoiler fails. Everything else looks good.

Bean - Last updated 7 months ago, comments on the app say it’s abandoned. Link opens in browser, not app. Manually went to test post. Text formatting block fails so hard, it’s not even visible(!) Heading fails. Code Block fails, Inline Code fails. Links and Image work, but not inline, only at the bottom of the post. Table fails. Horizontal rule fails.

CheeseBot - Did not test. $2.99, no free version.

Lemmios - Link opens in app. Everything looks and works great EXCEPT Spoilers.

Mlem - Link opens in browser, not app. Manually went to test post. As with Lemmios, everything looks and works great EXCEPT spoilers.

Remmel - Instant fail. No development in 2 years, unable to even add an instance or an account. Non-starter.

Thunder - Hard to test. Lots of lag for some reason. Link opens in browser, not app. Manually went to test post. That being said, EVERYTHING worked. The lag may have been because I had just linked my account. Testing everything above, then coming back to Thunder, I found it fast and responsive.

Voyager - Link opens in app. EVERYTHING worked. No notes.

So, ranking them:

Voyager - EVERYTHING worked. No notes.

Thunder - Everything worked, but laggy to start with when using a year old account with lots of data. Once it caught up, everything was fine. Would probably be great with a new account.

Lemmios - Link opens in app by default. Spoilers don’t work.

Mlem - Link opens in browser by default but is user configurable. Spoilers don’t work.

Arctic - A few minor failures.

Avelon - A few more failures than Arctic.

Bean - Hey, it works better than Remmel. Probably abandoned.

Remmel - Instant fail.

CheeseBot - Did not test. $2.99, no free version.

nokturne213 ,

Mlem - Link opens in browser, not app.

This is configurable. You can switch to have it open either way.

jordanlund ,
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Noted! I wasn’t really testing configurations, just “out of the box” functionality.

gedaliyah OP ,
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Thanks! I’ll have a look tomorrow

x4740N , to science_memes in Boopable

I have seen a striped white and black one while oversees on holiday casually swimming on the beach in the water

Clarification edit: it was the snake casually swimming on the beach near the shore, not me

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_krait

Wikipedia Image:https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F6%2F6e%2FLaticauda_colubrina_Lembeh2.jpg

Sam_Bass ,

Beetlejuice

fritobugger2017 , to coffee in What less common coffee drinks do you make?

Since I live in Vietnam these are not exactly less common here but would be back in the States:

  1. Egg Coffee (which is not super common because it is crazy sweet)

vickypham.com/…/vietnamese-egg-coffee-ca-phe-trun…

  1. Ice Coffee with condensed milk. An excellent treat on a hot Hanoi afternoon.

vickypham.com/…/vietnamese-iced-coffee-ca-phe-sua…

tonyn , to mildlyinfuriating in The US shouldn't have so many men 6 feet and over

Stop being so heightist

JackiesFridge , to asklemmy in To those who know about writing and such: Does a Mary Sue/Gary Stu NEVER fail? or their failings are to minimal to take account on them?
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A Mary Sue can fail, but those failures don’t usually have a massive impact and are easily reversed without the feeling that the MS had to struggle to earn the reversal.

The more flaws a character has, the more they have to work to balance them out. Readers are more likely on the side of a character that has to work and make sacrifices to make it through the difficulties the plot throws at them.

Random Example: Diana Rowland’s “My Life as a White Trash Zombie”. Protagonist Angel has a criminal record, drug addiction, abusive home life, and generally makes very bad decisions. Because of her life course, she has very few resources (she can’t go to the cops, nobody she knows has money or connections, etc) but she can think quickly and has a sort of desperate resourcefulness. Because everything is working against her, she has to fight for any positive forward movement, and one misstep can be a serious threat - and those happen frequently, undoing any success and forcing her to burn her resources to try a new path. IIRC in one of the books the B-story is her trying just to earn her GED as the main plot around her is utter pandemonium. Just that struggle to graduate high school is a herculean task given the deck stacked against her. Readers aren’t thinking “how will she win”, they’re thinking “well what’s going to go wrong this time?”

TL;DR: If every time your protagonist has a setback the readers shout “can’t she ever catch a break?” instead of “ah she’ll just breeze through this” you should be doing okay.

kurikai , to lemmyshitpost in My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?

Be a responsible owner and don’t let your cat go outside. After you follow him to where he got it from last time

ShaggySnacks ,

It’s very important that you buy the weed and check it for impurities. It’s all for your cat.

zanyllama52 , to lemmyshitpost in 🦍 😁 ❔
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Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic

roguetrick , to lemmyshitpost in 🦍 😁 ❔

Expand dong.

YeetPics , to asklemmy in people who deliver or install things to people 's houses. what kind of odd things have you seen?
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Installing a set of patio doors a decade and a half ago I saw a LARGE indoor grow tent in the client’s garage. This was before my state had medical so I didn’t bother to ask.

High pressure sodium ballasts and a very redundant air filtration system told me everything I wanted to know.

PP_BOY_ , to showerthoughts in There's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch.
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Okay I feel like I’d be more sympathetic if I knew what kind of couch it is. If it was something like a hideous faux-suede Ashley’s sectional, straight to the gas chambers, but if I’m supposed to be shaming this man for a little d’homme à Canapé leather lovin’ with an original chrome-spec Le Corbusier, then I won’t take part in your witch hunt.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.

rockSlayer ,

But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

SatansMaggotyCumFart , (edited )

If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.

cerement ,
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ArbitraryValue ,

I misjudged Vance. Who could resist that?

Ixoid ,

Vagina couch is full of vaginas.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?

Give hom 50 bucks and send him back with an order

brygphilomena , to asklemmy in What is an event that altered you in some way?

Going to a rave, taking ecstacy, and seeing above and being performing a Group Therapy set.

I was depressed and had suicidal ideation. That night made me feel more connected to the people around me than anything else I’ve experienced. It was maybe a decade ago and I still think it started my journey of healing.

Wooki , to science_memes in Boopable

Don’t do it, it’s Nope rope!

That_Devil_Girl , to asklemmy in What is an event that altered you in some way?
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Enlisting in the military.

I was an insufferable piece of shit back in the day, constantly self sabotaging and blaming everyone else for the problems I caused. I was on the verge of homelessness due to my own stubbornness and bad attitude.

The military gave me the swift kick in the ass that I desperately needed. Now I can self reflect and recognize when the problem is me, and I can admit when I’m wrong and course correct.

Military isn’t for everyone, but for me it was exactly what I needed. I learned a ton of life skills and healthy coping mechanisms that my parents never taught me.

pelletbucket , to lemmyshitpost in My cat just came home smelling like weed. What should I do?

good weed or mersh

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