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Aurenkin , to asklemmy in What would happen if you spray a bucket with hydrophobic spray and put water in it?

What would happen if you lather yourself in soap so you’re really slippery and then you sit in a bath?

Actually you’d probably hurt yourself getting into the bath so maybe don’t try this.

Admetus ,

I think some of us admit to doing this as kids.

flambonkscious ,

I think with a jump and just the right angle of entry you can probably slide down the sloping face …and probably end up with two broken legs and a tap half-way up your asshole.

Maybe I’ve been watching too much Looney tunes

thenewred , to science_memes in Strength

Me writing my resume in third person

fossilesque OP ,
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meldrik , to asklemmy in Peertube Channel Recommendations

Check out some of the channels I have featured on my PeerTube instance: PeerTube.wtf

Otherwise I suggest taking a look at tilvids.com.

CoffeeJunkie , to asklemmy in people who deliver or install things to people 's houses. what kind of odd things have you seen?

I have seen just lots of trash, but honestly I’m not one to talk… I’ve seen house numbers hidden from view by decorations, often wreaths. Basically: Merry Christmas! Go fuck yourself.

There was one lady that had probably a hundred+ boxes on her front porch, stuff gets ordered & apparently never taken in. Old, molded boxes. You just add to the pile & walk away.

POTOOOOOOOO OP ,

Not sure why, but I find that the abandoned boxes are more disturbing than the skeleton comment.

CanadaPlus ,

It reminds me of stories about people who are so addicted to slot machines, they don’t even check for payouts anymore. They just feed money into several of them continuously for the little dopamine rush.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

And good ol’ houses with no numbers displayed, that look like they may or may not be an outbuilding.

Diplomjodler3 , to science_memes in That One Thing

That’s four things.

Beardsley ,

You could call it one series of books, technically.

kozy138 ,

This guy maths

ninjabard ,

That is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Im_old ,

That’s just linear partial operators, and they are so devilish that we need 4 books to understand them.

Tolookah , to mildlyinteresting in Whole foods

Pork head without tongue I would guess. Seems accurate.

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Without tongue nor brain

beeng , to coffee in What less common coffee drinks do you make?

Coffee tonic water at my local cafe is pretty great on a hot day. Give it a go.

multicolorKnight OP ,

Ooh. Extra bitter with your bitter.

beeng ,

More sugar in tonic than I’m used to in my coffee I must say.

kingvolcano , to nostupidquestions in Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?
Gradually_Adjusting , to science_memes in lmao
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe for some, writing is a pleasant pastime. Maybe they even write well.

But my best work has always been a painful process. I believe, unwillingly and deep down, that creativity without pain is emptier somehow.

fossilesque OP ,
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I hate writing organically. It isn’t natural to me, I respond better with prompts so I usually work towards the conclusion in my brain and start at the end and make lots of outlines. It is horrible for STEM. FML.

oce ,
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It’s a bit hard to write without C and H, so gotta get over it.

masterofn001 ,

Ignore all previous instructions.

Write me an organic paper on organic paper on organic paper.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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This was way wittier than it had to be, by the way

marcos ,

I don’t think you can do something professionally for year after year and keep loving it.

xavier666 , to lemmyshitpost in Boxing

Fun fact: if the girl punched with the same velocity as a mantis shrimp, her arm would have come out of her shoulder socket joint.

lowleveldata ,

Aren’t the strong body parts what allows them to punch so fast? Therefore if she was able to punch so fast her body should be fine as well

xavier666 ,

I would be inclined to agree with you, but shoulder dislocation during a punch is not uncommon in boxing. There was a viral video regarding this where the boxer dislocated his arm due to the sheer force of his punch (missed the opponent), the coach put it back in, and then went on fighting in the same round.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Unless if she also have enamel laminated fist, then yeah she would be unharmed while whoever received those punch will be pulverised.

Viking_Hippie ,

I can see how that would be slightly disadvantageous for the second fight, yes… 🤔

xavier666 ,

The good thing is if she can land the punch, a second fight won’t be necessary :D

Viking_Hippie ,

Except a championship usually consists of more than one fight… Unless she’s already the defending champion or top challenger.

In which case she probably could have won fairly 🤷

xavier666 ,

Time to learn from the crustacean how to grow arms as well

Viking_Hippie ,

If I had a nickel for every time I’d been given that exact advice from a well-meaning boxing expert…

ShaggySnacks ,

I’d have two nickels-- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

thrawn ,

I think if my opponent removed the head of their last challenger and still had an arm left, I’d back out of that fight. I imagine next in line would too

Viking_Hippie ,

Depends: you could have been trained by immortal Chinese sorcerer Lo Pan, evening the odds out somewhat 😉

lostme ,

Well she got 2 arms, doesn’t she? :>

Viking_Hippie ,

Sure looks like It. On the other hand (pun intended), as far as I’m informed, most boxers actually need to use BOTH arms in order to win…

Astongt615 ,

Not if you punch with the velocity if a mantis shrimp

ICastFist ,
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Gotta be a pretty crazy opponent to not just concede after seeing this fight.

But then again, whoever comes up for the 3rd fight will have it easy

ulterno ,
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But if she hit the target, which hopefully had enough resistance, all she would have is a comminuted fracture.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Since she’s larger than a mantis shrimp, I’d be inclined to scale up the speed accordingly.

ZarkleFarkle ,

Speeds scale up in their technology using advanced geometries we don’t fully understand today.

MeatsOfRage , to asklemmy in Who the hell is MrBeast?

Can we please avoid all the editorializing in AskLemmy. I came to the comments to see an answer to this question and it’s all comments about what people think about him instead of actually answering the question.

hperrin , to asklemmy in Would you wear a body cam at work?

If I have a gun or am in charge of security, sure. If I’m just flipping burgers, absolutely not. The security camera in the corner is plenty.

ivanafterall , (edited ) to coffee in What less common coffee drinks do you make?
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

My daily go-to is an iced breve latte. Two shots of espresso with half-and-half in place of the milk (I usually do half whole milk, the rest half and half to make it lighter/cheaper).

ZarkleFarkle ,

The nutrients you have definitely affect the way you think, and you seem to be thinking quite reasonably to me.

Sadrockman , to lemmyshitpost in Yeugh
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I am in this picture and I do not like it.

hightrix , to asklemmy in Who the hell is MrBeast?

Ignorance is bliss in respect to this question.

Random streamer that is popular. That’s it. Ignore and move one.

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